Fartbag thread?

lightman1
lightman1 Posts: 10,788
edited May 2009 in The Clubhouse
Where the gebbyfartbag thread go? I was gettin' warmed up and ready to go!
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    I think it went poof.
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited May 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Where the gebbyfartbag thread go? I was gettin' warmed up and ready to go!

    The light went out on it, Mr. Lightman! :D
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited May 2009
    Sorry Russ, I may have pooped on your parade!

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1062738&postcount=36
    Alea jacta est!
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    Sorry Russ, I may have pooped on your parade!

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1062738&postcount=36
    F*ckin' Jerk! You're next, buddy!







    ;)
  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited May 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    F*ckin' Jerk! You're next, buddy!
    I take that as a compliment, when it's coming from you!
    Alea jacta est!
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    I take that as a compliment, when it's coming from you!

    Best decision you've made all day, hammerhead!:D
  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited May 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Best decision you've made all day, hammerhead!:D
    While you're "on my case", would you mind threatening to come over here and p!ss on my lawn? I have an ivy problem, you see, and I'd like to get rid of it. Other members have mentioned dying vegetation on their properties after similar threats from you. I'm hoping that the regal bodily fluids of A$$holia might be just the trick to get rid of it, and it's probably safer to use than retail weedkiller.
    Alea jacta est!
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited May 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    While you're "on my case", would you mind threatening to come over here and p!ss on my lawn? I have an ivy problem, you see, and I'd like to get rid of it. Other members have mentioned dying vegetation on their properties after similar threats from you. I'm hoping that the regal bodily fluids of A$$holia might be just the trick to get rid of it, and it's probably safer to use than retail weedkiller.



    dont bet on that... he pissed on my lawn already and within minutes I had Al Gore at my door saying my lawn was the root cause of global warming!:p
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    Cheaper, too. Is it poison ivy? I'm allergic to it. I'll do anything for my lesser subjects of A$$holia!
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    While you're "on my case", would you mind threatening to come over here and p!ss on my lawn? I have an ivy problem, you see, and I'd like to get rid of it. Other members have mentioned dying vegetation on their properties after similar threats from you. I'm hoping that the regal bodily fluids of A$$holia might be just the trick to get rid of it, and it's probably safer to use than retail weedkiller.

    Don't touch the applicator;)
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited May 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Don't touch the applicator;)




    he has the smallest applicator I think there is, I think the only danger from holding it would be cramping in the fingers from trying to hold something that small. He has felt lined tweezers for that though ....:eek:
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    That was the smallest wand I think there is....:eek:

    Yep! But it is damn effective in what it does!
    Dare you question the abilities of the King of A$$holia?!
  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited May 2009
    he has the smallest applicator I think there is....:eek:
    Oh no ... now you've really gone and done it! Everyone head for the shelters!

    P.S., not poison ivy, just the invasive, leafy stuff. Fifty years of the previous owner's creation and nurturing care.
    Alea jacta est!
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    I hope John doesn't have well water.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    Oh no ... now you've really gone and done it! Everyone head for the shelters!

    P.S., not poison ivy, just the invasive, leafy stuff. Fifty years of the previous owner's creation and nurturing care.

    No one is safe now!
    I'm off my meds and it's Friday.....and a one and a two...
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    I hope John doesn't have well water.

    I will contaminate the water table for miles.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2009
    You're not as crazy as you allude to here....much like I'm actually nice in person.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    Yes he is, and no your not.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    dorokusai wrote: »
    You're not as crazy as you allude to here....much like I'm actually nice in person.
    SHHHH! Mark, I think they might be believing me. Not now!

    ok ... Buncha half assed twits!
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,380
    edited May 2009
    I think he was being sarcatsic Ben... btw, got time for some x-over fun with my 1c's?
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    Always have time for SDA's.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Yes he is, and no your not.

    No love lost here, treat yourself to an ice cream sandwich.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    He has developed a special chicken scratch mod for anything SDA. Can't tell you about it on the open forum, but it is magical!


    Ben. Have the folks down at the water and sewer dept decided to let me back into town yet?
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    Doro and I have a love hate relationship. I love him, and he hates me. I'm going to eat some worms.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    Everybody should hate Doro. He puts dead fish in the things he sells to others.
    Save me some worms, Ben.
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    BREAKING NEWS FLASH gebbys just died from carbonmonAhole poisoning whilst huffing on a bag of his own ****

    Please let me......please.
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited May 2009
    i shut down my thread and posted some **** paper to his wife


    'zat you Mark?
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Doro and I have a love hate relationship. I love him, and he hates me. I'm going to eat some worms.

    I dont hate you Ben, that's reserved for others. You're ok in my book, I believe you do good things, want to help and simply don't agree with you on some issues. I don't lose sleep and I'm sure you don't either.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    He has developed a special chicken scratch mod for anything SDA. Can't tell you about it on the open forum, but it is magical!


    Ben. Have the folks down at the water and sewer dept decided to let me back into town yet?

    I have a three layered 10 gallon container for you to fill. One layer is glass another is lead, and the last is a titanium alloy. It was built to withstand an atomic blast. ?You will be "responsible" for finding a location to dispose of it. S&W has replaced all the pipes from here to the plant. Three of the treatment ponds have been encapsulated. They just discovered that all the pipes have been weakened by the fumes, and will need replacement. You're cool though. I gave the a Pic of Mark, and said he was the one passing the contaminants.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2009
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I dont hate you Ben, that's reserved for others. You're ok in my book, I believe you do good things, want to help and simply don't agree with you on some issues. I don't lose sleep and I'm sure you don't either.

    Dude I just want a hug.
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