Prepare yourself for a city lockdown...

Face
Face Posts: 14,340
edited May 2009 in The Clubhouse
A few of these should get you by.

http://gizmodo.com/5234444/oh-god-its-a-whole-chicken-in-a-can

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited April 2009
    Yummy.
    Testing
    Testing
    Testing
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  • DanAckerman
    DanAckerman Posts: 70
    edited April 2009
    Looks just like the label.
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  • zarrdoss
    zarrdoss Posts: 2,562
    edited April 2009
    Thats disgusting!
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,163
    edited April 2009
    I'll take 2 birds. I notice the label states "to chill" before removing the chicken. Is this designed to sit in a pantry until you use it.

    Look out Col. Sanders you might lose some business :eek:.

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  • BeRad
    BeRad Posts: 736
    edited April 2009
    That makes me want to puke.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited April 2009
    thats almost as awesome as the salad I got from BK yesterday where the chicken came in a bag...never again.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited April 2009
    Pre lubed. I am horney.
    Can these be bought in bulk?
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  • dave shepard
    dave shepard Posts: 1,334
    edited April 2009
    The can states it is fully cooked :eek:, Oh Good Lord tell me you did not eat that....... I wouldn't feed that to my or my neighbors dog.

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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited April 2009
    The French sell Duck that way and it is very good. Never tried the chicken.
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited April 2009
    Ben,
    Is that one of your chickens?
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  • dpowell
    dpowell Posts: 3,067
    edited April 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    Ben,
    Is that one of your chickens?

    Dang! Beat me to it!
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  • tom t
    tom t Posts: 543
    edited April 2009
    if that was the last meal on earth, i think i will starve to death first.
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  • dpowell
    dpowell Posts: 3,067
    edited April 2009
    I'd hate to see what the mashed potatoes from that company look like.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited April 2009
    I saw that in the bathroom this morning....needless to say I flushed.
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,200
    edited April 2009
    I could not eat that. I for one never eat KFC i just can not gut it for nothing, that and Taco Bell.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited April 2009
    On the label "Fully Cooked"?

    Doesn't look that way.

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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited April 2009
    Mike, did you eat that ****???:eek:
    Carl

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  • tom t
    tom t Posts: 543
    edited April 2009
    thanks face, i was just going to sit down to a nice chicken dinner. i think ill pass
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,460
    edited April 2009
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    I saw that in the bathroom this morning....needless to say I flushed.

    LOL.....I'm dying here. :D:D:D
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited April 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    Ben,
    Is that one of your chickens?

    A lubed chicken is a good chicken. Just warm it up.
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  • comfortablycurt
    comfortablycurt Posts: 6,745
    edited April 2009
    This is what happens when the majority of the world doesn't know how to cook.:rolleyes:

    That thing looks disgusting.

    It says you can eat eat it cold just as it comes from the can...Wow...I don't even want to imagine what that would taste like.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited April 2009
    schwarcw wrote: »
    Mike, did you eat that ****???:eek:
    LOL, hell no. Just looking at it is giving salmonella poisoning flashbacks. Nothing like vomiting in a garbage pail in front of your "clients".
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,460
    edited April 2009
    Mikey don't like it.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited April 2009
    That wing looks like a human finger.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited April 2009
    That has got to be the most f*cked up thing I've EVER seen come out of a can!
    Thanks Mike
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited April 2009
    Be sure to save the delicious broth :rolleyes:
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited April 2009
    I hope they can get that thing back in the can without losing any fingers.

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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited May 2009
    what the hell, I'd hit it.

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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited May 2009
    thsmith wrote: »
    The French sell Duck that way and it is very good. Never tried the chicken.
    Are you thinking about Confit de Canard? It is very good ... I wish I could have some this W-E.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2009
    And I thought KFC was bad...
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