ShamOwnd

Pauly
Pauly Posts: 4,519
edited April 2009 in The Clubhouse
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html



Bahahahahahahahahaha

Billy Mays needs to do something with this....


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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited March 2009
    MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,536
    edited March 2009
    "...I don't know, it sells itself..."...LOL
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited March 2009
    Thats the same line that is repeating in my head too!
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited March 2009
    looks like the camera guy did follow him. :p



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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited March 2009
    vince-shamwow-picture.jpg
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited March 2009
    zingo wrote: »
    vince-shamwow-picture.jpg



    dude, I just laughed so hard at that!!!!!


    by the way, that mug shot, that guy is SOOOOOOO rockin the Meth!!!!


    hookers and meth......perfect together
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2009
    He paid $1,000 for THIS.....:confused:

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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited March 2009
    shack wrote: »
    He paid $1,000 for THIS.....:confused:

    0327092sham2.jpg
    And got his **** kicked by a 120lb girl :D He was the one that ran for help. " After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops" Even with all his money he is such a loser that he cant get a girl without paying for it. Actually it looks like he cant get one then either Lmaooo



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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited March 2009
    I'm just impressed by his faux-fur lapel coat!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited March 2009
    You should see her after pictures, he put up a good fight.

    I'd post them, but they're NWS.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited March 2009
    Found one that's work safe, there are some differences from the other photos I saw though.

    0330shamwowmugshot3.jpg
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited March 2009
    Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!!!!
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,601
    edited March 2009
    Wow. A grand doesn't buy what it used to.:eek:
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited March 2009
    Face wrote: »
    Found one that's work safe, there are some differences from the other photos I saw though.

    0330shamwowmugshot3.jpg



    party got f&*kin JACKED yo!!!!
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  • avelanchefan
    avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
    edited March 2009
    ohskigod wrote: »
    party got f&*kin JACKED yo!!!!

    WTF? That was some messed up party.

    As Doug Stanhope says, "He's just a guy looking for a BJ, and she's a girl needing 50 bucks...whats the big deal?"
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited March 2009
    Dirt bag.
    engtaz

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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited March 2009
    The bright side of all this is that she did her biting further up on his anatomy.;)


    mad.gifShe told this jerk that kissing was OK but NO TONGUE. Since he didn't obey the "no tongue" rule, he almost ended up with no tongue! Some hookers are very particular about what they'll put in their mouths.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,679
    edited March 2009
    Well, that'll teach him to stay out of the "Erotic Services" section on Craigslist.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited March 2009
    I'm still captivated by Sham-Wow everytime I see it. The real question is why does he look that bad in the photo but dashingly handsome in the commercial? Man....I need to see that SOB for a touch-up....or two.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,601
    edited March 2009
    So what kind of moron kisses a hooker?
    Yuk!
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited March 2009
    I don't know about you guys, but I think she looks good with a black eye. Those blood on blond highlights work too. Wonder if she will be running a "special" do to recent events. I think she will get a little more than a grand.
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited March 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys, but I think she looks good with a black eye. Those blood on blond highlights work too. Wonder if she will be running a "special" do to recent events. I think she will get a little more than a grand.
    Waiting...............
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • CaligulaPolk
    CaligulaPolk Posts: 1,650
    edited March 2009
    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/shamwow_guys_alleged_victim#39319
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited March 2009
    http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/sham...d_victim#39319

    Damn he whoopped her hard! She is getting paid.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,679
    edited March 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys, but I think she looks good with a black eye. Those blood on blond highlights work too. Wonder if she will be running a "special" do to recent events. I think she will get a little more than a grand.


    :eek::eek::eek:


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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited April 2009
    wonder if they used a shamwow to absorb all of the blood afterwords.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited April 2009
    steveinaz wrote: »
    "...I don't know, it sells itself..."...LOL

    It's going to have to. It appears the cat got his tongue!

    Joke:
    What does Vince Shlomi say to a hooker with two black eyes?
    Nothing he already told her twice:eek:

    On a serious note I hope the hoe looks into a career change. It makes me wonder what she expect to happen if she bit the tonger that feeds him:confused:








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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited April 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    It's going to have to. It appears the cat got his tongue!

    Joke:
    What does Vince Shlomi say to a hooker with two black eyes?
    Nothing he already told her twice:eek:

    On a serious note I hope the hoe looks into a career change. It makes me wonder what she expect to happen if she bit the tonger that feeds him:confused:








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    Wow you just dont know when to shut up do you? Are you looking to get banned? Give it a rest Ben.


    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited April 2009
    snow wrote: »
    Wow you just dont know when to shut up do you? Are you looking to get banned? Give it a rest Ben.


    REGARDS SNOW

    It's April fools day. Some people need to lighten up;) Sorry I don't see any banishment material there.
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited April 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    It's April fools day. Some people need to lighten up;) Sorry I don't see any banishment material there.
    More than anything else Ben your looking to stir the **** up because of earlier comments on a different thread and if it continues someone is going to complain. It solves nothing and makes you look like an instigator. Irregardless of whether or not your joking it's in poor taste, give it up while your ahead. Just a little friendly advice.



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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