Make your sand amp sound like tubes...

RuSsMaN

"We are not able to provide an accurate description why the "Tube-o-lator" stuff actually works"

Dry this one out and fertilize the lawn.

http://www.altmann.haan.de/tubeolator/

Cheers,
Russ

mantis

"where does he get those wonderful links"..............?

phuz

I'll admit it. I have introduced the Russman to the wonderful world of my nutty Texas friends.

burdette

If you order some Tube-o-lator, go ahead and order a large supply of dehydrated water (just add water). The same company sells batteries, but batteries aren't included, so you'll have to buy them again.

organ

Now there's something very interesting. I may buy some when I get my seperates. Anybody know if you have to re-apply this stuff after a while? or do you just apply once?

Russman, do you have anymore interesting audio stuff to share with us?

dthomps

Wow! I wonder if the stuff actually works? :rolleyes: Man oh man I would like to talk to the bloke who smothered his Mcintosh gear with this crap. I wonder how many people have actually bought this stuff? You have to admit, they are pretty generous.

To make a long story short: We have decided to disclose our formerly secret weapon, the Altmann "Tube-o-lator" lacquer to the audiophile community and the hifi-industry. What we have uncovered is far too valuable, to be restricted to our own audio products only.

and have a hellava FAQ section too:

"Is this a joke?" The answer is "No" and "Is this for real?" The answer is "Yes"

haha thanks for the laugh.

Tour2ma

PT Barnum would love "Tube-o-lator"...

phoneisbusy

Originally posted by burdette
If you order some Tube-o-lator, go ahead and order a large supply of dehydrated water (just add water). The same company sells batteries, but batteries aren't included, so you'll have to buy them again.

They do have a good marketing campaingn though!