Now thi is just idiocy: PETA wants Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk
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zombie boy 2000 wrote: »Anyone notice that pirates must love cookies? Chip Mates, Chips Ahoy...
I'm just sayin'.
Pirates are awesome. So much better than ninjas. Stupid ninjas, runnin' around in their pajamas with swords and sticks and stuff. Reminds me of the little kids down the street that I practice my Tai Kwan Leep "Boot To The Head" manuevers on.Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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Why you gotta be hatin' on ninjas, Jstas? Some well-known "ninja accomplishments":
First to land on the moon.
Freed the slaves.
Invented cauliflower.
14 home runs in a Double-A game against the Toledo Mud Hens.
Nobel Peace Prize*
First to cure ham and polio.
*by forceI never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
PETA, particularly in the last few years is a source of embarrassment for me (I'm a vegan).
However, they are able to arrange naked Hotties exhibitions in a matter of minutes, so I forgive them."If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year Only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank. Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody **** Bank'" -
Can you really take these people serious?
I'd eat the one in the cage. Tape her mouth shut;) Do you think the fur burger smells like tofu
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zombie boy 2000 wrote: »Why you gotta be hatin' on ninjas, Jstas? Some well-known "ninja accomplishments":
First to land on the moon.
Freed the slaves.
Invented cauliflower.
14 home runs in a Double-A game against the Toledo Mud Hens.
Nobel Peace Prize*
First to cure ham and polio.
*by force
Pirates have cannons.
And parrots.
And ships like these:
What do Ninjas got? Some sticks tied together with string and tin can lids with notches cut in them? Get real!
Ninja sword:
Look at how lame that is!
Here's a Pirate sword for contrast:
THAT'S just oozing awesomness!
Besides, this is the other pirate "sword":
Besides, how many ninjas do you know that have a whole ship full of pirated rum and buxom wenches? Pirates are not only awesomer than ninjas, they can throw a much better party AND do it in international waters!
Besides, ninjas sneak around. Pirates just shout at you and board your ship. Pillaging is fun!Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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Pirates (real pirates, not music or software "pirates") - were around a couple a couple hundred years, and are now basically extinct.
Ninjas - been around for thousands of years, continue to thrive.
Though you do have a point with the booze and wenches.... hmmmm....If you will it, dude, it is no dream. -
bobman1235 wrote: »Pirates (real pirates, not music or software "pirates") - were around a couple a couple hundred years, and are now basically extinct.
Ninjas - been around for thousands of years, continue to thrive.
Though you do have a point with the booze and wenches.... hmmmm....
There are still pirates around. You gotta go to the African and South American coasts to find them but they are there.Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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PETA, particularly in the last few years is a source of embarrassment for me (I'm a vegan).
PETA..? Yah, we shoot those freaks and feed 'em to our Pirates... Yummy.!
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Some other "ninja facts":
Their glands secrete the meaning of life.
They invented paella.
They feed on panda tears.
They can recite the alphabet backwards - in over thirty four dead languages.
As for pirates:
Formed super-group The Bay City Rollers.
Punch toddlers*
Hate your mother.
Run up debt.
Prefer Frankenberry over BooBerry cereal.
*ninjas also do this, but for the "greater good"I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
zombie boy 2000 wrote: »Some other "ninja facts":
Their glands secrete the meaning of life.
They invented paella.
They feed on panda tears.
They can recite the alphabet backwards - in over thirty four dead languages.
As for pirates:
Formed super-group The Bay City Rollers.
Punch toddlers*
Hate your mother.
Run up debt.
Prefer Frankenberry over BooBerry cereal.
*ninjas also do this, but for the "greater good"
Facts? That's just propaganda!
The REAL facts are:
Pirates made The Bay City Rollers walk the plank for "Saturday Night" alone! Those that didn't drown were shot and those that would not sink even with bullet holes were tied to cannon balls with chains and sent to the deep. Wanna know how I know this? You ever heard of Kyle Vincent? No, you haven't! Ever heard of Ian Mitchell? No, you haven't. Wanna know why? 'Cause they tried to revive The Bay City Rollers in 2007 and shortly after Pirates found out in early 2008, the whole project and those two yahoos disappeared. Aye, the Pirates got them and sent them to the briney deep with the rest of their 'mates!
Pirates do punch toddlers! They punch your mother's toddlers too. And they do hate your mother and they will likely punch her too. That's why pirates are awesome! Baby punchers and puppy kickers to the end! Yo ho!
Pirates don't run up debt! They steal from the rich AND steal from the poor! They don't BORROW anything! Pirates are an equal opportunity organization. They give equal opportunity to all peoples to be oppressed, pillaged, raped, murdered, robbed blind and every other bit 'o piratin' a pirate might do! What's wrong with you? Pirates are progressive!
Who in their right mind would like BooBerry cereal anyway? You know what they color it with, right? Tidy Bowl. Yeah, that's right, Tidy Bowl. And not even fresh Tidy Bowl, its that month old chunk that falls out of the holder and swims around in the bottom of the drain trap and peeks back up into the bowl every so often to say hi when you drop an epic deuce and it just won't flush. Yeah, THAT Tidy Bowl. And you wonder why Pirates prefer Frankenberry! Pssht! What's wrong with you!? God! Other people's children, can't taken them anywhere!Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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Well... I think we can both agree that a ninja-robot-pirate hybrid reigns supreme. And his name is Cap'n Suzuki 100011101.
Bow before him, maggots.I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
zombie boy 2000 wrote: »Well... I think we can both agree that a ninja-robot-pirate hybrid reigns supreme. And his name is Cap'n Suzuki 100011101.
Bow before him, maggots.
Chuck Norris created Cap'n Suzuki 100011101 and Chuck bows to no one.Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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I dunno, I'm kind pf partial to ninjas. I go to the ninja parade every year, heres the clip:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town
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Facts? That's just propaganda!
The REAL facts are:
Pirates made The Bay City Rollers walk the plank for "Saturday Night" alone! Those that didn't drown were shot and those that would not sink even with bullet holes were tied to cannon balls with chains and sent to the deep. Wanna know how I know this? You ever heard of Kyle Vincent? No, you haven't! Ever heard of Ian Mitchell? No, you haven't. Wanna know why? 'Cause they tried to revive The Bay City Rollers in 2007 and shortly after Pirates found out in early 2008, the whole project and those two yahoos disappeared. Aye, the Pirates got them and sent them to the briney deep with the rest of their 'mates!
And it seems like Pirates don't have all their facts straight. :rolleyes: Ian Mitchell has been doing his 'Roller' thing prior to 2007. And I have heard of him as have many. You obviously have because you brought him up!!!:p
In fact he toured the USA and the far east throughout 2009 so the whole project didn't disappear. How do I know this, I saw him several times. As for Kyle Vincent, he only sang with Ian Mitchell a few times and was never part of 'reviving' any band.
Walk the plank! har dee har
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I'd eat the one in the cage. Tape her mouth shut;) Do you think the fur burger smells like tofu I wonder if I would get in trouble for poking that animal?
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reeltrouble1 wrote: »I will volunteer to do the milk extraction.
RT1
Funny as hell when I first read this, quik witI will volunteer to man the visual inspection to make sure the **** are within the donor specification. Droopy, kneaded, tucked, rolled, pickled and withered need not apply.
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pearsall001 wrote: »New flavor coming soon...Titty Berry! Sounds yummy.
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"Itty bitty titty crunch"....
" Knockers and cookie dough"
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Blueberry Nurple?I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.
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concealer404 wrote: »Blueberry Nurple?
Good 1.....YUMMY -
Actually... now i'm wondering.
Does anyone even make blueberry ice cream? That sounds mouth-watering to me.I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.
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concealer404 wrote: »Actually... now i'm wondering.
Does anyone even make blueberry ice cream? That sounds mouth-watering to me.
.....and boobies doesn't ?
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.....and boobies doesn't ?
Better check your "Man card" bubba.
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concealer404 wrote: »Blueberry Nurple?
Strawberry Teat Treat. -
.....and boobies doesn't ?
Better check your "Man card" bubba.
Boobies ARE mouthwatering. But i get those when i want.
I want blueberry ice cream, and i've never had it. I'm a Blueberry ice cream virgin.
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