Reveal Your True Identity

Paul Connor
Paul Connor Posts: 231
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Since we all know that most folks do not reveal their true identity on the internet, I suppose it is time for all of us to come clean.

I am currently posing as Paul Connor, but in fact my real name is Norman Springsteen, bi-polar younger half brother of the BOSS. My mother was the late Marilyn Monroe who hid this fact from the family for years. (Many in the family are not certain who my real father was.) I enjoy audio and work part time as the night desk clerk at a hotel in downtown Lordsburg, New Mexico.

I have a suspicion that Mystylepolkmn is in fact a retired 62 year old ex-linguistics professor doing a twisted study on human behavior and its relationship to the English language.

All right, let's have it. Who are you really?
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    I am mantis,
    I'm really a girl.My name isn't Dan it's Diane.I don't Install anything but nail polish and hair combs.Keys here and there but that's it.
    I don't care for anything audio and video gear nor do I know anything about it....it's all about the music,A clock radio,car stereo will do fine.Movies are just as good on a regular TV without all this home theater stuff.
    I only post in here to listen to old men fight about pointless topics.
    Thats my story and I'm standing by it.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • MxStYlEpOlKmAn
    MxStYlEpOlKmAn Posts: 2,116
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by Paul Connor
    I have a suspicion that Mystylepolkmn is in fact a retired 62 year old ex-linguistics professor doing a twisted study on human behavior and its relationship to the English language.

    All right, let's have it. Who are you really?

    What, Nice to know - If u want pics, I got pics, U want a birth certificate, I got that also.
    Name - Trey
    Birthdate - 1/25/89

    now for the pics....lets see how much of a moron i can make this guy look like!

    Ohh yeah, I am not mad - or w/e.....i was just posing for a pic :)


    Ohh yeah, for jokes and laughs - im a 10 year old super genious, my parents were einstein and pamela anderson! lol!....I go to colege for the fun of it, I like to laugh at all the grown ups, and the old people! I collect audio to listen to it loud, to just make everything fall off the walls, my dad einstein really isnt dead either, it was just all a show! I swear, its kinda funny....but newayz - this is who i really am.....
    Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
    I promised myself
    No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
    Damn you all! - ATC
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    WOW.

    First post, Paul - FUNNY, very creative.
    Second post, Dan - Looks like he finally went off the deep end.
    Third post, Sid - A look into 'Teen Angst' in its purest form.

    Cheers,
    Laughing Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • MxStYlEpOlKmAn
    MxStYlEpOlKmAn Posts: 2,116
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    WOW.
    Third post, Sid - A look into 'Teen Angst' in its purest forum.
    Cheers,
    Laughing Russ

    eh? teen angst?
    Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
    I promised myself
    No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
    Damn you all! - ATC
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2003
    I'm Batman!
    No excuses!
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited January 2003
    I'm a mailman...and I have a gun.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Paul Connor
    Paul Connor Posts: 231
    edited January 2003
    Did I mention that I do imitations?
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  • MxStYlEpOlKmAn
    MxStYlEpOlKmAn Posts: 2,116
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by Paul Connor
    I have a suspicion that Mystylepolkmn is in fact a retired 62 year old ex-linguistics professor doing a twisted study on human behavior and its relationship to the English language.
    All right, let's have it. Who are you really?

    Ight my peeps, I gots tos brake it down to ya! Im a 65 year old wigga, I live in da BRONX! I love to play some serious bball with the nighborly crib every once in a while! I retired from science 2 years ago, but I decided to do a under-cover hide away project containing human species and their weirdness's...This test strictly included Russ, Troy, and Mantis - these guys were the perferct specimens! *evil doctor laugh* MUAHAHAHHAHHA!

    Sid the Old scientist -- :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Damn you all, damn you all to hell.......
    I promised myself
    No more speakers. None. Nada. And then you posted this!!!!
    Damn you all! - ATC
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  • Paul Connor
    Paul Connor Posts: 231
    edited January 2003
    Russ.........You didn't give us your bio.
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited January 2003
    My father is Rush H. Limbaugh III, and my mother
    is Barbara Streisand. I am a VERY compasionate conservative.

    When I'm not piddling around on the Polk forum, I hop on
    one of my parents' Gulfstreams and take in a symphony
    concert in Chicago, NY, Philly, LA, Boston or Cleveland.

    Other than that, I lead a pretty normal life, considering the
    fact that my parents don't get along and haven't even been in
    the same room together in over 15 years. But hey, we've
    got mega moulah. As long as Mom keeps reselling her same
    ol' recycled material and Dad's pipes keep up, we're GOOD TO GO.
    Now if I could JUST get them to replace the Bose system in the
    plane with some Polks. Hmmm.

    Give War A Chance
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2003
    Nice camel toe Paul.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited January 2003
    I'm a necropheliac serving time in Jackson County Jail. My fiance resides in a Detroit suburb and has grown a liking to me. She forwards my mail, sends me cookies, and well.... Someday we'll be married. She's a mortician to boot.

    Mantis - We knew all that. This thread was supposed to be funny, not revealing.

    Mxsty.... - That's not very Christian of you.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by gidrah
    I'm a pedophile

    .........This thread was supposed to be funny, not revealing.

    Sorry.......can't say that's at all funny.........(to put a damper down on that one)
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2003
    I am the true essence of an audiophile.
    There is nothing I don't know or can't hear.
    I am contracted to write columns for S&V on a monthly basis and do engineering analysis for Polk.
    I never misplell or pnctiate rong!

    I am the BEST of the BEST next to Russ of course and all in the Forum should bow.

    HBomb

    ps
    There ya have it from the Bomber! I need a drink!
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2003
    Where the F did I put those hip-waiter's, it's getting damn deep in here.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited January 2003
    Those won't help if it is over your head man. Better get a deep sea diving suit ready.:D
    "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
    "Hey big man let me hold a dollar"
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by HBombToo
    I am the true essence of an audiophile.
    There is nothing I don't know or can't hear.
    I am contracted to write columns for S&V on a monthly basis and do engineering analysis for Polk.
    I never misplell or pnctiate rong!

    I am the BEST of the BEST next to Russ of course and all in the Forum should bow.

    Minus the 'Russ' part, I'd swear you work at an a/v store as an installer. . .

    *giggle*

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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