End Of The World As We Know It?

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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited June 2008
    Where the f#ck is Joe when you need him???
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2008
    Rivrrat wrote: »
    For some unknown reason, this thread is giving me the itch to by another firearm.

    Well being the end of the world and all....I figured I should buy 2 more new ones :) I took my 600 dollar stimulus check and added 2,100 more and got these 2 beauties. Ok... rogue thread can continue now...carry on.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2008
    Keiko wrote: »
    You can take out the anti-Christ and save us all with either one of those shadow...Hooyah!

    I would probably need special bullets for that I believe ???? I know what kills werewolves, anybody know what would do the A.C. in ???? I only need the bullets themselves, because I load my own ammunition :)

    Probably need to melt down Rosie Odonnell's tooth fillings for the base metal....and add the blood of a Chupacabra in the hollow core...and top it off with a ballistic tip made of the plastic of the pen Dubya used to sign off on our troops going to Iraq.

    That ought to save the world :D
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    The scriptures say that anyone who doesn't love the truth will be caught up in a wave of delusion. This means they will be blind to the signs of the times! They will be filled with a false sense of peace and safety which only further their drunkeness! The drunkeness that i refer to is that of spiritual origin and not physical. This drunkeness comes from the mother of all harlots, the great ****, Mystery Babylon (the U.S.). And the Lord says in scripture in regards to Mystery Babylon, "Come out of Her My People!" You are all his people if u choose it! Put down the cup and WAKE UP!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    :yawn:
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited June 2008
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    I would probably need special bullets for that I believe ???? I know what kills werewolves, anybody know what would do the A.C. in ????

    I'm thinking... Gregory Peck. Unless, you're talking about A.C. Green - in which case, I'm thinking a Triangle defense.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    Face wrote: »
    :yawn:

    thats exactly what I am talking about FACE.....don't let ur self be deceived......put down the cup my friend! Her wine is only going to lead to destruction and not just urs, but the rest of the world who still is drunk with her!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2008
    Crap, so I should stop hanging out with that chic from Babylon? I'll use your explanation to break the news to her, I'm sure she'll understand.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Gaara
    Gaara Posts: 2,415
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    thats exactly what I am talking about FACE.....don't let ur self be deceived......put down the cup my friend! Her wine is only going to lead to destruction and not just urs, but the rest of the world who still is drunk with her!

    I concur with face, if you really believed what you were preaching you would have given up your material possession (hint hint your pc) a long time ago and spent every waking minute of your life worshiping God. Since you haven't done so you obviously don't believe, so you'll be going to hell with the rest of us.
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    Gaara wrote: »
    I concur with face, if you really believed what you were preaching you would have given up your material possession (hint hint your pc) a long time ago and spent every waking minute of your life worshiping God. Since you haven't done so you obviously don't believe, so you'll be going to hell with the rest of us.

    Maybe you should stop taking works of fiction so literally, its not good for your blood pressure.

    untill I am out of this world, i still have to use some of the devices in it....I do believe what i am preaching and for that reason I am preparing! I do spend a lot of time worshipping YHWH (God) and as for my blood pressure, Its just fine! I am calm and getting ready for whats coming. The bible is truth! Not a "work of Fiction"
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited June 2008
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  • strider
    strider Posts: 2,568
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    The scriptures say that anyone who doesn't love the truth will be caught up in a wave of delusion. This means they will be blind to the signs of the times! They will be filled with a false sense of peace and safety which only further their drunkeness! The drunkeness that i refer to is that of spiritual origin and not physical. This drunkeness comes from the mother of all harlots, the great ****, Mystery Babylon (the U.S.). And the Lord says in scripture in regards to Mystery Babylon, "Come out of Her My People!" You are all his people if u choose it! Put down the cup and WAKE UP!

    Drunkeness and whores? For free? I paid about $12k a year for that, it was called "college", though...
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    untill I am out of this world, i still have to use some of the devices in it....I do believe what i am preaching and for that reason I am preparing! I do spend a lot of time worshipping YHWH (God) and as for my blood pressure, Its just fine! I am calm and getting ready for whats coming. The bible is truth! Not a "work of Fiction"

    Come on, be honest. You sign up for a lot of forums to try and push this on people. Never understood people who tried to push their religious beliefs on others. If you know what you believe in your heart, why does it matter what others think? The religion with the most followers wins in the end??
    Wristwatch--->Crisco
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    The scriptures say that anyone who doesn't love the truth will be caught up in a wave of delusion. This means they will be blind to the signs of the times! They will be filled with a false sense of peace and safety which only further their drunkeness! The drunkeness that i refer to is that of spiritual origin and not physical. This drunkeness comes from the mother of all harlots, the great ****, Mystery Babylon (the U.S.). And the Lord says in scripture in regards to Mystery Babylon, "Come out of Her My People!" You are all his people if u choose it! Put down the cup and WAKE UP!

    Please /yourself.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    The scriptures say that anyone who doesn't love the truth will be caught up in a wave of delusion. This means they will be blind to the signs of the times! They will be filled with a false sense of peace and safety which only further their drunkeness! The drunkeness that i refer to is that of spiritual origin and not physical. This drunkeness comes from the mother of all harlots, the great ****, Mystery Babylon (the U.S.). And the Lord says in scripture in regards to Mystery Babylon, "Come out of Her My People!" You are all his people if u choose it! Put down the cup and WAKE UP!

    Then why are you still in Texas? Shouldn't you be on your way to Mexico or something if this is such a bad place to be?


    And I'm glad you have such a good moral bead on what you think my level and everyone else's level of spirituality is.

    How many times have you been banned from forums for your nattering? I'll bet you think it's because you're being persecuted for spreading a message, huh?

    I think you should cool your jets and roll on outta here. You're doing nothing but causing a problem.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,846
    edited June 2008
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    I would probably need special bullets for that I believe ???? I know what kills werewolves, anybody know what would do the A.C. in ???? I only need the bullets themselves, because I load my own ammunition :)

    Probably need to melt down Rosie Odonnell's tooth fillings for the base metal....and add the blood of a Chupacabra in the hollow core...and top it off with a ballistic tip made of the plastic of the pen Dubya used to sign off on our troops going to Iraq.

    That ought to save the world :D


    Shadow, have you not been paying attention ?!?!


    AMALGAM



    First, you fill Satan's nose with amalgam, than pack his arse with snowcones.
    Grab some foam pads, and .... well, the following video illustrates the procedure to follow:


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    "Oh, don't like that, do you Satan ! Yeah, ..... take that, beyitch !! .... Oh, the Big Bad Beelzebub ain't so mean and nasty, is he !!!

    Try it, it works every time.

    You might want to try practicing on your wife ..... excuse me .... "significant other" first.
    Feel free to video your practice sessions and upload them here for critical review.


    BTW: before "The Henchmen" were "The Henchmen", they were known as
    "The League of Extraordinary Satan Fighting Gentlemen"

    :eek:
    Sal Palooza
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,846
    edited June 2008
    I do have to say, though : I think the Devil killed this catfish.
    If you watch this video REAL close, you can spot him.

    (I think that's a rare cameltoe catfish, btw)


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    I've completely forgotten what this thread is about and am now running amok .... amoc .... amuck.
    Sal Palooza
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    Then why are you still in Texas? Shouldn't you be on your way to Mexico or something if this is such a bad place to be?


    And I'm glad you have such a good moral bead on what you think my level and everyone else's level of spirituality is.

    How many times have you been banned from forums for your nattering? I'll bet you think it's because you're being persecuted for spreading a message, huh?

    I think you should cool your jets and roll on outta here. You're doing nothing but causing a problem.

    I have never been banned from forums for my "nattering." I actually don't go on forums too much! this one and another one are the only ones i really get on! Everyone else gets to share they're opinion about what ever they want, but how come its when i bring up my beliefs that its a "problem?"! That seems a little off to me!
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    strider wrote: »
    Drunkeness and whores? For free? I paid about $12k a year for that, it was called "college", though...


    Come on, be honest. You sign up for a lot of forums to try and push this on people. Never understood people who tried to push their religious beliefs on others. If you know what you believe in your heart, why does it matter what others think? The religion with the most followers wins in the end??

    I do not sign up for a lot of forums....actually.....I only wanted to share the truth and give warning and just see what other people believe......
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    I do not sign up for a lot of forums....actually.....I only wanted to share the truth and give warning and just see what other people believe......

    Somebody ban this clown already.
    Never Forget
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    PolkThug wrote: »
    Somebody ban this clown already.

    hey lets all show some maturity and act like adults here! seriously.....all this drama cause of this?!? :confused:
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    I have never been banned from forums for my "nattering." I actually don't go on forums too much! this one and another one are the only ones i really get on! Everyone else gets to share they're opinion about what ever they want, but how come its when i bring up my beliefs that its a "problem?"! That seems a little off to me!

    Because telling other people that they are bad and going to hell and that they should follow your advice and change is not sharing your beliefs. It's forcing them on others.

    Everyone has their own belief system. I was raised Roman Catholic and you know what? My religion says that if you are not Roman Catholic you are a blasphemer and following a false god. Roman Catholicism is the one true religion and I should be working to save you. But my religion also says that Christ is my one, true savior and the Lord, my God deserving of all my love, devotion and respect. As long as I model my life after Jesus and accept him as my savior, I will not be left behind in the rapture.

    But the Church also preaches tolerance, just as Jesus did. Putting up with people like you is exercising tolerance. It is also showing tolerance that I don't harp on others daily and that I accept that there are other religions. It is not my charge to convert everyone in sight. It is only my charge to show people a different way, the way taught to me by Jesus. I can do that best by living as Jesus did. That doesn't mean rags and poverty either. You are showing no tolerance. You are also abusing your freedom of speech in many people's opinions. Jesus also taught that we should respect the laws of our nations that are just. Respecting the laws does not mean abusing the freedoms, priviledges and rights they afford us.

    THAT is why you are getting bagged on.
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    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    AMALGAM

    Cmon now, Rosie may be a nasty greasy super BBW ...but she damn sure doesnt have Amalgam fillings. With her moneybags full , she is sporting some type of gold ( Fillings contain approximately 80% gold with the rest being a mixture of platinum, palladium, iridium, copper, zinc, and nickel ) or better up in her grill. :D
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    Because telling other people that they are bad and going to hell and that they should follow your advice and change is not sharing your beliefs. It's forcing them on others.

    Everyone has their own belief system. I was raised Roman Catholic and you know what? My religion says that if you are not Roman Catholic you are a blasphemer and following a false god. Roman Catholicism is the one true religion and I should be working to save you. But my religion also says that Christ is my one, true savior and the Lord, my God deserving of all my love, devotion and respect. As long as I model my life after Jesus and accept him as my savior, I will not be left behind in the rapture.

    But the Church also preaches tolerance, just as Jesus did. Putting up with people like you is exercising tolerance. It is also showing tolerance that I don't harp on others daily and that I accept that there are other religions. It is not my charge to convert everyone in sight. It is only my charge to show people a different way, the way taught to me by Jesus. I can do that best by living as Jesus did. That doesn't mean rags and poverty either. You are showing no tolerance. You are also abusing your freedom of speech in many people's opinions. Jesus also taught that we should respect the laws of our nations that are just. Respecting the laws does not mean abusing the freedoms, priviledges and rights they afford us.

    THAT is why you are getting bagged on.

    I am NOT forcing my beliefs on anyone.....I am just sharing what i believe to be true with people......Yeshua (Jesus) never preached tolerance! Thats not even scriptural! He preached about loving yes, but not tolerance! I have not said that anyone here is going to hell! If u think that Yeshua was tolerant then u are unfortunatly mistaken! He was THE MOST offensive person to walk this earth EVER! Not cause he was rude and not cause he was tolerant. It was cause He spoke truth and left it at that! I am not abusing any freedoms.....this section in the forum is for people to share what they wish......
    So why am i getting ragged one? (rhetorical)
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited June 2008
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    .this section in the forum is for people to share what they wish......
    So why am i getting ragged one? (rhetorical)

    A) You're new.

    B) A little thing you may have noticed called the forum rules

    In particular :
    2) The discussion of politics and religion is not allowed on this forum.


    While they grant a lot of leeway, you've certainly stomped all over that.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    I only wanted to share the truth


    Please read yourself. You came to share the truth. Oh my God; what obscure destiny we would have if you hadn't shown up in our lives.

    A$$hole.
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    A) You're new.

    B) A little thing you may have noticed called the forum rules

    In particular :




    While they grant a lot of leeway, you've certainly stomped all over that.

    here u go!

    6) Do not brand bash. We're all in this together. Discuss what you like and dislike. But don't bash someone or something because you don't like it.

    4) No fighting. Personal attacks, trouble making, inappropriate language, or any threatening or offensive behavior will not be tolerated.

    thats for the guy after urs post
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    I am NOT forcing my beliefs on anyone.....I am just sharing what i believe to be true with people......Yeshua (Jesus) never preached tolerance! Thats not even scriptural! He preached about loving yes, but not tolerance! I have not said that anyone here is going to hell! If u think that Yeshua was tolerant then u are unfortunatly mistaken! He was THE MOST offensive person to walk this earth EVER! Not cause he was rude and not cause he was tolerant. It was cause He spoke truth and left it at that! I am not abusing any freedoms.....this section in the forum is for people to share what they wish......
    So why am i getting ragged one? (rhetorical)

    OK, son, let me tell you something. I am NOT the person you want to get into a discussion on religion with. I don't get involved in it here because this is not the place.

    And Jesus did teach tolerance. "If your enemy strikes your cheek, turn and give him your other cheek. If your enemy strikes that cheek, turn and give him your other other cheek."

    Tolerance takes many forms.

    Tolerance defined:

    1. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one's own; freedom from bigotry.
    2. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward opinions and practices that differ from one's own.
    3. interest in and concern for ideas, opinions, practices, etc., foreign to one's own; a liberal, undogmatic viewpoint.
    4. the act or capacity of enduring; endurance: My tolerance of noise is limited.


    Jesus taught tolerance. He also taught that God helps those who help themselves. He also flipped out and bagged on mouthy jackasses all the time. Look at the Pharisees, money changers in the temple and even the Roman centurions.

    The thing I always find about all you over-zealous born again Christians is that you are always way out of your league and the last ones that should preaching anything to anybody. Get off your soap box and follow the rules of the forum.

    Not that I got anything against born-again Christians. I just get fed up with the mouthy ones like this guy that do their best to take the Bible literally and then twist whatever they want to fit their agenda.

    I hope this thread gets locked and/or sent to the Hall of Shame, I'm not even on the first page of that anymore. That made me kinda depressed.
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  • etwigs34
    etwigs34 Posts: 136
    edited June 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    OK, son, let me tell you something. I am NOT the person you want to get into a discussion on religion with. I don't get involved in it here because this is not the place.

    And Jesus did teach tolerance. "If your enemy strikes your cheek, turn and give him your other cheek. If your enemy strikes that cheek, turn and give him your other other cheek."

    Tolerance takes many forms.

    Tolerance defined:

    1. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one's own; freedom from bigotry.
    2. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward opinions and practices that differ from one's own.
    3. interest in and concern for ideas, opinions, practices, etc., foreign to one's own; a liberal, undogmatic viewpoint.
    4. the act or capacity of enduring; endurance: My tolerance of noise is limited.


    Jesus taught tolerance. He also taught that God helps those who help themselves. He also flipped out and bagged on mouthy jackasses all the time. Look at the Pharisees, money changers in the temple and even the Roman centurions.

    The thing I always find about all you over-zealous born again Christians is that you are always way out of your league and the last ones that should preaching anything to anybody. Get off your soap box and follow the rules of the forum.

    Not that I got anything against born-again Christians. I just get fed up with the mouthy ones like this guy that do their best to take the Bible literally and then twist whatever they want to fit their agenda.

    I hope this thread gets locked and/or sent to the Hall of Shame, I'm not even on the first page of that anymore. That made me kinda depressed.

    Dude.....u don't even know....What he had issues with was not "mouthy jackasses" it was what they were doing......I am not twist the scriptures to fit my own agenda.....that is exactly how they read. Yes I take scriptures literal cause they are truth and have been for 6,000 years.......And i am pretty sure that if anyone is out of their league in this discussion it would be the ones that have to go to immature name calling and bashing to seem cool or intelligent....... i.e. calling people **** and mouthy jackasses.....
    If ya'll can't handle having a calm discussion then it seems like ya'll should be the ones to move on to a new thread.....cause i like discussing topics with people who don't result to immature junior high name calling!
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited June 2008
    etwigs34 wrote: »
    Dude.....u don't even know....What he had issues with was not "mouthy jackasses" it was what they were doing......I am not twist the scriptures to fit my own agenda.....that is exactly how they read. Yes I take scriptures literal cause they are truth and have been for 6,000 years.......And i am pretty sure that if anyone is out of their league in this discussion it would be the ones that have to go to immature name calling and bashing to seem cool or intelligent....... i.e. calling people **** and mouthy jackasses.....
    If ya'll can't handle having a calm discussion then it seems like ya'll should be the ones to move on to a new thread.....cause i like discussing topics with people who don't result to immature junior high name calling!

    You're so dense its best to just STFU.
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