A New Guru Among You

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  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,092
    edited May 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    OK, but will you bend over? Gimme about two and a half minutes...;)

    You mean you still can't touch your toes!! :D
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    OK, but will you bend over? Gimme about two and a half minutes...;)

    No... but as a courtesy, I might bend over long enough to take a look and make sure you’re still breathing after I just knocked your **** out for making that "proposition". ;)
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  • Frank840
    Frank840 Posts: 262
    edited May 2008
    Stay on topic keep your homosexuality out :)
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2008
    Frank840 wrote:
    Stay on topic keep your homosexuality out :)

    There is NO topic...:rolleyes:
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited May 2008
    ...and the sky...is a hazy shade of winter...
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,664
    edited May 2008
    Too hard to physically bow down soooooooo YES SIR is what you have to settle for. LOL

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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited May 2008
    shack wrote: »
    No... but as a courtesy, I might bend over long enough to take a look and make sure you’re still breathing after I just knocked your **** out for making that "proposition". ;)

    Waaaaa!!!!:D:D

    Sorry, wrong guy. That "bend over" comment was intended for Russman.:o
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    Waaaaa!!!!:D:D

    Sorry, wrong guy. That "bend over" comment was intended for Russman.:o

    NO problem...have at it then...with Russ I mean...
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    Listen up, you rat ****!! 'Cause I'm only gonna say this once....

    Now that I have elevated my consciousness to GURU status, here’s what you can expect from me:

    1. more audio snobbery just like my fellow gurus
    2. a lot more useless posts in order to acquire over 10K posts
    3. aggressive renegade behavior ‘cause now I’m above the “law” (i.e., Polk forum rules of conduct)
    4. less interaction with the newbs

    In return, I only expect one thing from you: total loyalty and obedience to the Early B. brand of bullst*t. If I say it, so shall it be. Amen.

    You are dismissed.


    That is a beautiful proposition....


    ...for me to **** on.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    MacLeod wrote: »
    Aint I special?! :D

    Oh, you're special alright! You're so special we should change your name to "Ed"!
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