"Punk'ed" Karma with TroyD

hoosier21
hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
edited February 2008 in The Clubhouse
I am waiting on Troy and Wendi to arrive this evening for a weekend visit, Troy is picking up several items I bought for him while he was in Iraq.

Love him or hate him, here is your chance!

Post what prank you would like to have done to him, and I will do my best to get a picture of short video of the prank.


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Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
Outlaw ICBM - crossover
Beringher BFD - sub eq

Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited February 2008
    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited February 2008
    Tell him Cliff is in the area too and is going to drop by in awhile.
  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited February 2008
    Have some other people over to act like they are the new owners of the house and have never heard of you. :)
    madmax

    Better yet, these new people could say they are into "wife swapping" and invite them inside for a closer look.
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • edbert
    edbert Posts: 1,041
    edited February 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.

    +1, hands down
    I know just enough to be dangerous, but don't tell my wife, she thinks I'm a genius. :D

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.


    Absolutely this can't be beat! LOL!
    No excuses!
  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited February 2008
    Tell him Cliff is in the area too and is going to drop by in awhile.


    funnaayy.....

    One of those few years of very entertaining years at CP bickering funfest. I missed those times.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    Pie to the face.....definitely
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited February 2008
    Spray him with a hose as he's carrying the gear to his car.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited February 2008
    madmax wrote: »
    Have some other people over to act like they are the new owners of the house and have never heard of you. :)
    madmax

    Better yet, these new people could say they are into "wife swapping" and invite them inside for a closer look.

    Actually, this one is pretty good too!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited February 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    Spray him with a hose as he's carrying the gear to his car.

    Only if he yells "Go on! Git! Git on outta here!"
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    Thought of a better one, give him a trumpet, some valve oil, a black tshirt, pair of ratty jeans, and a match....he'll know what to do.
  • Polk addict
    Polk addict Posts: 558
    edited February 2008
    LoL...

    But the Pie wins...
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited February 2008
    My vote is for the pie
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2008
    Buy him an Eli Manning jersey.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited February 2008
    Throw poo at him.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited February 2008
    Stand there naked for him.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited February 2008
    set all his stuff outside on a table...put a sign in the yard saying ...."Electronics Sale"...invite the neighbors over and have them carrying the stuff off the property when he gets there. Tell him you did pretty good...but next time he should buy better stuff and YOU will make more money.


    or stand there naked when he arrives.......no pics please.


    Chuck
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited February 2008
    better yet...if you know a cop...like I do.....wait till he gets his stuff loaded and is about to drive off...have the cops pull him over and ask for reciepts for all the stolen merchandise in his car.....LOL

    Or stand there naked when he arrives.


    Chuck
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited February 2008
    The cop thing would be awesome! Sir, so you say you own this stuff and your friend was holding onto it? Your friend here says he has never seen or heard of you before...
    madmax
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,480
    edited February 2008
    A pie in the face would be priceless. The yard sale sounds safer.

    Put a pie in a shipping box and close it up. Shake it up a bit. When your guests are seated, open the box and start serving it saying this is from Sona.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited February 2008
    Put all of his stuff in the FM or the Deal of the Day thread.

    Chuck
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited February 2008
    Collect as much dryer lint as possible....and tell him we took up a collection
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited February 2008
    Hit him in the nuts with a pitching wedge.
  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited February 2008
    LOL George....LMFAO!!!!!


    Chuck
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited February 2008
    Borrow a newborn and announce to BDT that this is the love child of yours and the Lovely Wendi while he was away.


    Apologies to BDT.
  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited February 2008
    Offer him a glass of buttermilk Russ. Tell him you are off the beer.
    Michael ;)
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited February 2008
    cook something really bad and sit all excited as he eat it and pretends to like it...

    Then tell him it`s skippy dog food
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,675
    edited February 2008
    Hoosier, next time give us a little more head's up.

    This ...... man oh man ...... the possiblities ...... the humanity .........
    ..... a video of this would have easily made the top of the charts on YouTube.





    Guess you'll have to stick with the pie/poo/pitching wedge arrangement.


    :)
    Sal Palooza
  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited February 2008
    If he gave us more notice, Troy would be on the board and seeing it...........this way Troy's in the car already on the way and he has no way of doing so.......
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,675
    edited February 2008
    You're not trying to imply that I was ......... wrong, are you ?




    :eek:
    Sal Palooza