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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited February 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    "As dumb as a box of Hotwheelman's"

    I know you hate the phrase - but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    That's funny, I don't care who you are.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • wizzy
    wizzy Posts: 867
    edited February 2008
    Making good money:

    "Rakin' it in faster'n a boy **** at a Catholic priest convention"
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited February 2008
    Its rainin like a cow pissing on a flatrock. I heard that one and fell over laughing.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited February 2008
    Middle of summer********


    "its drier than a popcorn ****"
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2008
    "Pert ner't but not plum."
    "Well..... I swanee."

    And...
    "Paradigm shifts tend to nullify established dichotomies... git er' dun."
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • nms
    nms Posts: 671
    edited February 2008
    That last one was priceless!
    My system

    "The world is an ever evolving clusterf*ck." --treitz3
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited February 2008
    "I wuz sweatin' like a **** in church"

    "Back when I'z knee high to a duck I usta did."
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited February 2008
    don't make me slap the taste outta yo mouth
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited February 2008
    There's more than one way to skin a cat.
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited February 2008
    "He was shakin like a dog sh1ttin razorblades."
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    "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
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  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
    edited February 2008
    When someone makes a comparison you don't think is fair:

    "You can stick a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!"
    Gallo Ref 3.1 : Bryston 4b SST : Musical fidelity CD Pre : VPI HW-19
    Gallo Ref AV, Frankengallo Ref 3, LC60i : Bryston 9b SST : Meridian 565
    Jordan JX92s : MF X-T100 : Xray v8
    Backburner:Krell KAV-300i
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited February 2008
    "You can't make chicken soup out of chicken ****."
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited March 2008
    1. Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
    2. Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited March 2008
    she's so ugly, she'd run lightnin' back up a tree!!
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited March 2008
    'We don't CARE how y'all did it up north'
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited March 2008
    That ol' boy's windier than a sack full o farts!
    "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seger
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited March 2008
    When looking at a pretty woman; I'd eff her till my d!(k fell off.

    While looking at a knock out; I'd crawl a mile through broken glass to smell the d!(k that effed her last.

    . . . and my all time favorite is;

    You are lower than snake **** in a wagon rut.
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  • CAvolleyballguy
    CAvolleyballguy Posts: 156
    edited March 2008
    I remember two phrases my father used to say when confronting large angry men who were talking trash in his face (he was a bartender during the summer when I was young and I used to hang out and play video games and pool at the bar..)

    **** or get off the pot,

    If you're feelin froggy then leap Mother Fkr.

    I have used both on occassion, the second one is fanatastic as for a moment their heads **** sideways like a dog that doesnt understand...
    Rti10 front, csi5, Rti6 surrounds, PSW505, B&K200.7s2, Onkyo705.
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  • Roy Munson
    Roy Munson Posts: 886
    edited March 2008
    "His breath was so bad it would knock a buzzard off a **** wagon!"
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    CDP/Jolida JD 100A
    Turntable/AR XB-Shure V15 III
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  • Kajun442
    Kajun442 Posts: 34
    edited March 2008
    Couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with the instructions written on the heel.

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    Adcom Gfa 555-II
    SDA-2A's
    SVS 25-31 PCI+
    Atrium 45 (Patio)
    Blue Jeans Cables

    System 2
    Sansui 8080
    Pioneer PL-560 TT
    RTA11T
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited March 2008
    Kajun442 wrote: »
    Couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with the instructions written on the heel.

    LOL,, I think that is the best one yet,,, I actually know someone that fits that description :D
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited March 2008
    That dipsh!t couldn't find his **** with both hands and a flashlight...

    I'd give her a pack of peanuts and my phone number...

    She's got a face that would stop a calendar...

    Whaddaya layin me off for? I ain't done nuthin'...

    Let's make like horsesh!t and hit the trail...

    I'd hit that like she owed me money...


    I got more...
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited March 2008
    stereo_luver wrote: »
    Many people THINK they know the origins ...originS of the phrase...there are really 2....spill the beans...and the correct explanation has nothing to do with the 3rd leg.

    "Tighter Than Dick's Hat Band"

    Chuck

    does it mean, wound up very tightly?
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited March 2008
    The month of March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.
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  • The Judge
    The Judge Posts: 60
    edited March 2008
    When warning friends of a rip off artist tell them,

    He's as crooked as a dogs hind leg.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited March 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    "As dumb as a box of Hotwheelman's"

    hehehehehehehe;) Wanna trade t-shirts:rolleyes: now that was hilarious.

    South Talk--taste so good it'll make your tongue slap your brains out.

    South Side of Chicago Talk--Lets stomp the **** out of it.

    RT1
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  • candyliquor35m
    candyliquor35m Posts: 2,267
    edited March 2008
    Someone thats drunk or high is "Lit up like a christmas tree"
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