Oh boy, Scarlett and Penelope go at it

Ron-P
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edited February 2008 in Music & Movies
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072008/gossip/pagesix/sapphic_steam_441536.htm
February 7, 2008 -- SCARLETT Johansson (below) has a steamy **** sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

Ummm, yeah, I'm gonna need to see this movie. Here's hoping for an NC-17 rating.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited February 2008
    I always did love Woody Allen. Thank you sir. Thank you.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited February 2008
    I don't care how hot Scarlett is. No Woody Allen anything for me, thank you.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2008
    I'm not at all a Woody fan, not at all but I'll rent this just so I can give my FF / RW and Pause buttons a workout.
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited February 2008
    I think Penelope is fugly, Scarlett is nice. :)
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    Ron-P wrote: »
    I'm not at all a Woody fan, not at all but I'll rent this just so I can give my right hand a workout.

    Edited that for you.


    As for the movie, count me in, Scarlett is my favorite.
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  • edossin4
    edossin4 Posts: 105
    edited February 2008
    Can't seem to get past the fact that Woody is a freakin' pedophile.

    Of course I'm torn because Scarlett is so hot.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited February 2008
    Sometimes I wish I could place bets on random things.

    If I could have bet this crowd would hate Woody Allen movies.... I would be a millionaire. :)
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited February 2008
    I'm not a fan of Woody Allen movies, but will have to check this one out.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited February 2008
    edossin4 wrote: »
    Can't seem to get past the fact that Woody is a freakin' pedophile.

    Of course I'm torn because Scarlett is so hot.

    Bingo. Not to mention his own daughter. Adopted or not. It's not right.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited February 2008
    Face wrote: »
    I'm not a fan of Woody Allen movies, but will have to check this one out.


    That about sums it up :D
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited February 2008
    woody allen is a moron.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2008
    I'm right there with you Darla! Someone should have gelded him a long time ago. And every movie I saw of his as a kid was stupid!
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,086
    edited February 2008
    Woody is a putz.

    Eh, if you are watching a movie strictly for the babes, go for ****.

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2008
    I was going to say, if you want to watch a couple chicks scissoring eachother there's a better way to do that.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2008
    South Park?
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited February 2008
    Total grossness!

    What a waste of money!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited February 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I was going to say, if you want to watch a couple chicks scissoring eachother there's a better way to do that.
    Shizelbs wrote: »
    South Park?

    Truly my LOL moment of the day! "Let's scissor!" (in my best Mr. Garrison voice)
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2008
    This curiously brings to mind the outrage among some forum members over the subject matter and sex scene in "Brokeback Mountain".

    Now, there seems to be eager anticipation about seeing two females "going at it". I never have understood the moral outrage that some hetero males have over M/M **** sex, but if it is two attractive females, then it is ok.

    I am neither titillated by or repulsed by **** sex whether is it M/M or F/F. To each his own. It just seems kind of "off" for people to want to burn Ang Lee at the stake, on moral grounds, for making a movie depicting a M/M relationship, then turn around and applaud another movie with similar content because it depicts a F/F relationship.

    Then:
    Ron-P wrote:
    It's all about personal choice and I don't have a problem with that. I find drug use and homosexualness wrong and won't support it.
    Ron-P wrote:
    This is a topic that can be discussed to no end and cause nothing but anger / problems. So, as my final piece I will say that (IMO) homosexuality is wrong and unnatural, end of my opinion. I will not support it. Post what you will but I will not respond or post in this thread again.

    Now:
    Ron-P wrote: »
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072008/gossip/pagesix/sapphic_steam_441536.htm
    Ummm, yeah, I'm gonna need to see this movie. Here's hoping for an NC-17 rating.
    Ron-P wrote: »
    I'm not at all a Woody fan, not at all but I'll rent this just so I can give my FF / RW and Pause buttons a workout.

    Brokeback Mountain Thread
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited February 2008
    It sounds titillating on paper but I wonder how far the scene would go.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2008
    Thread self destructs in 3 - 2 - 1.......
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2008
    Danny Tse wrote: »
    It sounds titillating on paper but I wonder how far the scene would go.

    Not far enough.
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Thread self destructs in 3 - 2 - 1.......

    This thread does not have to self destruct. I see no reason why there can't be a civil discussion on why the depiction of M/M relationships is taboo and reprehensible but the depiction of F/F relationships is a special treat. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has wondered about this seeming discontinuity.

    Some might argue that hetero males find F/F sex titillating because it is two females involved in sexual activity. Yeah, maybe so. If I find a particular activity reprehensible, it is not more tolerable, or even appealing, if physically and sexually attractive people are doing it. I wouldn't find a depiction of intravenous drug use among three people appealing. I would not find it appealing even if the people using the drugs were three absolutely gorgeous females.

    I was not being facetious when I said I don't understand. I really don't.
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited February 2008
    Yes, but when its Scarlett...........................
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2008
    It doesn't have to, but I am sure it will. Someone will call so and so a fundamentalist then they'll respond and tell that person to go eff themselves, it'll get locked. The someone will start a new thread about it, claim "innocence" and tell people they're not supposed to argue despite the controversial subject matter. That one will get locked and then we'll have 10 threads about how PC this place is now started by the people who started all the crap to begin with. :)
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2008
    Thank you Ron for pointing out the complete hypocrisy between this thread & BBM!

    Right is right & wrong is wrong you can't have it both ways. Unfortunately that's what most men do when it comes to things like this, as you so wonderfully pointed out with just one poster's double standard statements. But as you can see he has plenty of company.

    Thank you!
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2008
    Now...now...Cathy....calm down. Let's not go shooting off the "H" word before we know the whole story. I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for all this.:)
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2008
    daboyz wrote: »
    Yes, but when its Scarlett...........................

    I understand. I like Scarlett too. But the thought of her going at it with another woman is neither exciting nor repulsive to me. It just makes me feel......left out.:(
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2008
    Zero wrote: »
    It's a double standard.

    Oh....ok.;)
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2008
    How did that movie Brokedick Fountain find it's way into such a nice thread like this? :confused::confused::confused::confused:
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2008
    Do you enjoy proving DK's point Mark?
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