you might be a Club Polk newbie if....

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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited December 2007
    george daniel wrote: »
    you might be a newbie if,, you thought ALL pre-amps had a remote volume control

    They don't?

    You might be a n00b if the only answer you get to your posts is, "try searching the forum first".

    ...not speaking from experience or anything.
    Jake
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2007
    ...if you start a thread asking "Why did Polk stop making SDA's?"
    No excuses!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
    ...if you say...."Hi, my name is _________. I'm a newbie here."
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    You might be a newb if the Polk forum is the last place on the internet that you are welcome.

    You might be a newb if you start PMing an old **** because he was nice to you then start bad mouthing the old ****'s friend in the same PM.

    You might be a newb if you think you are doing the old farts a favor by your mere presence.

    You might be a newb if you think Cfriz is a man even after old farts call her Cathy.

    You might be a newb if you think wingnut is a man even after old farts call her Darla.

    You might be a newb if you think bad mouthing the current adminstration is going to earn you brownie points.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    You might be a newb if you think George Grand is a NY Giant fan because he hates the Eagles.

    You might be a newb if you think you are going to win verbal battle with George Grand or TroyD or F1nut for that matter.
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited December 2007
    ...you think Monster Cable is as good as it gets. (Unless it is :p)
    Jake
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    You might be a newb if you think George Grand is a NY Giant fan because he hates the Eagles.

    You might be a newb if you think you are going to win verbal battle with George Grand or TroyD or F1nut for that matter.


    Or any kind of mental battle of wits......


    some folks you just don`t f with
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited December 2007
    :eek::eek::D Thank you for informing me of "our" marriage BBL. Which explains why we live separately since, I'm now terribly allergic to cats!:eek::p:D

    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    You might be a newbie if you don't know that Cfrizz and I are secretly married and run a cat sanctuary.:)
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    cfrizz wrote: »
    :eek::eek::D Thank you for informing me of "our" marriage BBL. Which explains why we live separately since, I'm now terribly allergic to cats!:eek::p:D

    He is a cat in real life!!!:D
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  • carpenter
    carpenter Posts: 362
    edited December 2007
    you're a newb, If your tongue can characterize the difference in flavor between some of old farts's (5k+ posters) inner colon.
    "If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year Only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank. Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody **** Bank'"
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    what the hell ?!!


    dude !
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited December 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    You might be a newb if you think George Grand is a NY Giant fan because he hates the Eagles.

    You might be a newb if you think you are going to win verbal battle with George Grand or TroyD or F1nut for that matter.

    You might be a newb if you have no idea why everyone lines up to toss a selective few forum members' salads on a weekly basis. :eek:
    2007 Club Polk Football Pool Champ

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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,836
    edited December 2007
    cfrizz wrote: »
    :eek::eek::D Thank you for informing me of "our" marriage BBL. Which explains why we live separately since, I'm now terribly allergic to cats!:eek::p:D


    I'll always remember those nights in Paris, though.












    ......you weren't there, but still ..... I'll always remember those nights in Paris !!


    :)



    You might be a newbie if you don't know I might possibly be full of baloney.

    You might be a newbie if you don't feel a need to argue over whether "baloney" should be spelled "baloney" or "balogna".

    The way I spelled it is right, btw. As usual.
    Sal Palooza
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    jflail2 wrote: »
    You might be a newb if you have no idea why everyone lines up to toss a selective few forum members' salads on a weekly basis. :eek:



    wwhhhhaaaattttt? :confused:

    tossing of salads ?

    you and carpentr must be smokin from the same pipe....



    Or am I missin something ...:confused:
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,836
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    wwhhhhaaaattttt? :confused:

    tossing of salads ?
    you and carpentr must be smokin from the same pipe....
    Or am I missin something ...:confused:


    I don't think he's talking about ..... uhm ..... "carpet".
    :o
    Sal Palooza
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2007
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    I don't think he's talking about ..... uhm ..... "carpet".
    :o
    No carpet,but I think it was more like a suggestion that there is some inapropriate activities concerning the usage of anothers pipe.:eek:

    He didn't name names.:(
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    GV#27 wrote: »
    No carpet,but I think it was more like a suggestion that there is some inapropriate activities concerning the usage of anothers pipe.:eek:

    He didn't name names.:(



    wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...:eek::eek::eek:

    I`m sayin

    tossing of salads....smoking of pipes


    something smells like a dirt star here....:eek:
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    All I have to offer is a link:D

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60879
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    and there it is...

    Good night !
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited December 2007
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    You might be a newbie if I managed to sneak that last one in because you quit reading past the 3d line.
    I must be a newb because I don't have the special glasses to even SEE the 3-D line. I must be missing something... damn, and I didn't think I was a newb. :(
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited December 2007
    :D ROTFLMAO!!!!!

    Good one Toxis!:D:D
    Toxis wrote: »
    I must be a newb because I don't have the special glasses to even SEE the 3-D line. I must be missing something... damn, and I didn't think I was a newb. :(
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • fatchowmein
    fatchowmein Posts: 2,637
    edited December 2007
    You might be a newbie if you're only on page 12 of the Tasteful Babe Thread.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2007
    You are a newb if you think your post count matters.

    You think reflection is the thing you see in a mirror.

    You go to the beach to see standing waves.

    You think having discreet pathways means you can sneak out at night.

    You put flowers in your room to measure how much bloom you have.

    You remove all the furniture from your room to create more space for the music.

    You then go hog wild and install an oxygen generator to create more air for the music.

    You bought a primer math book to understand di-fraction.

    You think going AC/DC/AC means you should see a head Doc.

    oh yea I forgot..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    RT1
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  • bdaley6509
    bdaley6509 Posts: 1,167
    edited December 2007
    ask "What is this xyz speaker worth?"
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited December 2007
    If you throw around big names in the industry to make yourself seem like a Guru. I met such and such and tossed his salad so I could use his name.

    See Ka7niq for an example.
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  • jakelm
    jakelm Posts: 4,081
    edited December 2007
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  • bdaley6509
    bdaley6509 Posts: 1,167
    edited December 2007
    WTB: Polk SDA 1.2TL in mint condition. Willing to pay up to $500.00 cash. No scams.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2007
    You are a newbie if you expect an established member to wait 10 days for their payment to clear before you ship a FM piece, then go ranting when the member responds you have to ship before they pay.........

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    RT1
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    bdaley6509 wrote: »
    WTB: Polk SDA 1.2TL in mint condition. Willing to pay up to $500.00 cash. No scams.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • Mike Reeter
    Mike Reeter Posts: 4,315
    edited December 2007
    You might be a newb if you send an e-mail to a Polk exec...pissin' & moanin' about a thread that's been active for over two years...that offends you in some way or another.
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