you might be a Club Polk newbie if....

danger boy
danger boy Posts: 15,722
edited December 2007 in The Clubhouse
ok people, this is just for fun.. please don't anyone get upset by it.. it's only meant to poke a little fun at the newbies... yes, we were all newbies in here at one time.. and we survived to tell about it... so you might be a newbie in Club Polk if... you finish the sentence.

i'll start

you might be a newbie if you

start more than one thread on the same topic ;)
PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    answer said multiple threads with the same answer
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited December 2007
    you start a post war with Jesse.
    _________________________________________________
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    admit to seeing Doro in his assless chaps in person !!
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited December 2007
    Have not seen (or have started) a thread asking "Do wires make a difference" or "I think my LSiC is broken - not much sound from the left speaker"
    Mains.............Polk LSi15 (Cherry)
    Center............Polk LSiC (Crossover upgraded)
    Surrounds.......Polk LSi7 (Gloss Black - wood sides removed and crossovers upgraded)
    Subwoofers.....SVS 25-31 CS+ and PC+ (both 20hz tune)
    Pre\Pro...........NAD T163 (Modded with LM4562 opamps)
    Amplifier.........Cinepro 3k6 (6-channel, 500wpc@4ohms)
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    Don't know what a KA7NIQ is ?
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    a what ?!!
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • del44
    del44 Posts: 686
    edited December 2007
    Ask if a 110 watt receiver has enough power for 120 watt speakers.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    Selling doro the assless chaps :eek:

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited December 2007
    make posts like this :


    \\\\\\//////
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    Not knowing you need 200 watts for anything.

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    if you have your assless chaps on backwards
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    well then you're not showing you **** are you ;)

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    edited December 2007
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    Don't know what a KA7NIQ is ?

    I know what a KA7 is, and am becoming curious about the Doro assless chaps... still a noob. F*ckers!
    ...don't know what a speaker hoarder is.;)
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    asking questions like......well that is what makes them "assless", isn`t it ?
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
    Ask..."what speaker do YOU think I should buy?"
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited December 2007
    think wingnut is a man
    _________________________________________________
    ***\\\\\........................... My Audio Journey ............................./////***

    2008 & 2010 Football Pool WINNER
    SOPA
    Thank God for different opinions. Imagine the world if we all wanted the same woman
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,195
    edited December 2007
    When i push the wooffer in, i hear and feel a grinding noise. What do you think it is? Do I need to replalce the woofer?
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    you might be a newbie if you use a power drill to remove the binding posts plugs from the binding posts... :eek: no names here... but that person's initials are DB :p:p:p;)
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited December 2007
    actually believe half the crap that comes from the old farts;):D
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2007
    you get offended easily... :D
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    edited December 2007
    ..buy stuff from the old farts...
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    daboyz wrote: »
    actually believe half the crap that comes from the old farts;):D


    dude, yer two fer two...

    Both threads..

    :D
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    Face wrote: »
    you get offended easily... :D

    i'm offended you would write that :p:p
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited December 2007
    Build a sub-woofer out of cardboard?! ;)
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2007
    you believe the forum should only contain material that you approve of without regarding anyone else.

    you push your religious beliefs.

    you push your values.

    in rants about the forum, half your rant has nothing to do with the forum.

    you need lithium.

    Shall I go on? :D
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    MrNightly wrote: »
    Build a sub-woofer out of cardboard?! ;)

    Ha Ha Ha!!! i so remember that thread. ;)
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • acsubie
    acsubie Posts: 773
    edited December 2007
    i maybe a newbie, but i got one:

    ask if an item is still for sale when the thread is dated 2 years!
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    acsubie wrote: »
    i maybe a newbie, but i got one:

    ask if an item is still for sale when the thread is dated 2 years!

    that is a good one.... or reply to a thread started years ago ;) making the old farts think it's a whole new thread :p
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited December 2007
    You believe that installers are GODS!!

    You still haven't used the SEARCH button.

    You actually bought speakers from Best Buy.

    You are convinced that the sound coming out of an MP3 player is worth paying for.

    You paid for monster Cables.

    Location! Location! Location! Is something to consider when opening a burger joint.

    Floor Spikes are a fancy name for big-**** nails.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,195
    edited December 2007
    ...You ask how to get the dome that's pushed in back out....
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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