Know your $hit

hoosier21 · November 2002

**** may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be **** faced, **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
find ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their **** while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky ****,
dumb ****,
crazy ****,
and sweet ****.

There is bull ****,
chicken ****.
and horse ****.

You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ****.

Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****,
or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
and other times you swim in a lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a ****...; )

HBombToo · November 2002

I have copied it and sent an internal memo...

Thanks

jrausch · November 2002

"****" is a word wildcard.

Ron-P · November 2002

I just took the hugest....ah never mind.

Peace Out~:D

joe logston · November 2002

just
flush it

raycomics · November 2002

That **** is Brilliant!

RuSsMaN · November 2002

Let me just throw this out, is my s%^t supposed to smell like rotten meatloaf soaked in milk?

Man, time for a diet change, that or colonic.

Cheers,
Rooster

LiquidSound · November 2002

Bose knows all about ****. Maybe they could point you in the right direction. If not...check these guys. http://www.colonblow.com/
"IT IS ESTIMATED THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 UNDIGESTED MEALS IN HIS OR HER COLON AT ANY GIVEN TIME"
Bleh....

burdette · November 2002

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "****." Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, "****" is the only word that is referred to as the F-word.

It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "****" is derived from German, the word "flicken," which means to strike. In English "****" falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb for instance : "John **** Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley ****."

It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the **** work."
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too **** much!"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley's **** beautiful!"
As an interjection: "****! I'm late for my date with Shirley."
As a conjunction: "Shirley's easy, **** she's stupid."
As a noun: "I don't give a ****."
As part of a word: "Abso-****-lutely" or "in-****-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence: "**** the **** ****."

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of "****." As in these examples describing situations such as:

Aggression: "**** you!"
Agreeable: "**** A."
Apathy: "Who really gives a ****?"
Confusion: "What the ****?"
Deception: "You're a **** liar."
Denial: "I didn't **** do it."
Despair: "I'm **** again."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this **** question."
Disbelief: "How the **** did you do that?"
Disgust: "**** me."
Dismay: "Oh, **** it."
Dismisal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself"
Displeasure: "What the **** is going on here"
Fraud: "I got **** by the used car dealer."
Greetings: "How the **** are you?"
Incompetence: "He's a **** up."
Laziness: "She's a **** off."
Lost: "Where the **** are we?"
Panic: "Let's get the **** out of here."
Perplexity: "**** if I know."
Pleasure: "I couldn't be **** happier."
Puzzlled: "How the **** should I know?"
Rebellion: "I don't give a **** what he said!"
Resignation: "Oh, **** it!"
Retaliation: "Up your **** ****!"
Suspicion: "Who the **** are you?"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm **** now."

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the **** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the **** did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Whats with all this **** water?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real **** gun." - John Lennon
"Who the ****'s gonna find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are gonna **** roll." - Anne Boleyn
"**** woman drivers." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"Any **** idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so **** look like her!" - Picasso
"How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the **** ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Why?- Because its **** there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna **** rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered **** showers my ****." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a **** hole in the head." - John F. Kennedy

I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "**** YOU!"