Moose launches major attack on statue

F1nut
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edited December 2007 in The Clubhouse
Just in.......http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp


Warning: NOT child safe.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,262
    edited December 2007
    8 hours? :eek:
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    Old news. I mount statues regularly....but no one has caught me yet.


    How come no one shot it? That's alot of meat there.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    I would have had me some moose in my freezer ( Of course I am not cruel...I would have at least let him finish :) )
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2007
    I'd hit it too.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I'd hit it too.

    The statue or the moose? Or both?
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    The statue or the moose? Or both?

    don't ask! :rolleyes: too late! :(
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,262
    edited December 2007
    Rumor has it, he mounts bushes in the front yard....so both I would imagine.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Rumor has it, he mounts bushes in the front yard....so both I would imagine.

    George?
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,262
    edited December 2007
    ben62670 wrote: »
    George?
    No, Mark. Somebody at PF slid me the info. as he was laughing. :D
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,823
    edited December 2007
    treitz3 wrote: »
    8 hours? :eek:


    He downed a bottle of Viagra first. :p
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    F1nut wrote: »
    He downed a bottle of Viagra first. :p

    He was supposed to see the doctor after 4 hours. Not that anyone in their right mind would see a doctor after 4 hours....i think most would be looking in their cell phone for more numbers. :D
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    Put a little cow in heat urine on a hunter a moose will mount that too;)

    Edit
    Put a little cow in heat urine on a hunter, and moose will mount that too;)
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    Was that english ben cause I can't understand it?
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    donkeys anyone?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_it12C2UiE
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    ben62670 wrote: »
    donkeys anyone?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_it12C2UiE

    LOL!
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  • John in MA
    John in MA Posts: 1,010
    edited December 2007
    I'm going to keep this thread bookmarked for the next time someone asks me what the typical Polk forum members are like.
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Was that english ben cause I can't understand it?
    it lacks punctuation, lets try it this way:
    ben62670 wrote:
    Put a little cow in heat. urine on a hunter. a moose will mount that too
    or :
    ben62670 wrote:
    Put a cow in heat. Put a little urine on a hunter. A moose will mount that too
    best I can do :):confused:
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Put a little cow in heat
    Eventually it'll become a hamburger (cow in heat. heat = oven) :D
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,519
    edited December 2007
    halo wrote: »
    it lacks punctuation, lets try it this way: or :
    best I can do :):confused:


    Put a little cow-in-heat urine on a hunter, and a moose will mount that too.

    Hunters go to great lengths to mask their scent, or smell like something the hunted animal is used to smelling. They also wash their clothes in a non-scented laundry detergent. Concentrated, unscented detergent should be phosphate-free and contain no UV brighteners. Some even chew gumoflage, a breath scent elimination gum.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    Was that english ben cause I can't understand it?

    I failed English at least once all five years of high school:D
    They always put English either first thing in the morning, or right after lunch. We could go out for lunch. Neither was a good time for mental alertness. My first Senior year I had 10th 11th and 12 grade English. It was kinda embarrassing having to be in class with sophomores:o I aced anything science, or economics. The kids were always pissed cause I would get the lowest grade in the class, and the highest exam grade. I wish I applied myself in school:(
    BTW ben is spelt with a capital B:p:D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    You guys are all ****!!!!

    PS: nut with an SSSSSSSSS
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,519
    edited December 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    You guys are all ****!!!!

    PS: nut with an SSSSSSSSS

    Pot, kettle....:p:D

    It's all relative, ain't it? I mean, isn't it?
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    SCompRacer wrote: »
    Pot, kettle....:p:D

    It's all relative, ain't it? I mean, isn't it?

    You made me blow snot on my shirt:D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited December 2007
    Ey ain't ****, eys just carazi!!! MUHHHUUUUUHHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA

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  • polksda
    polksda Posts: 716
    edited December 2007
    A møøse once bit my sister... Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nastï.
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  • 928man
    928man Posts: 71
    edited December 2007
    That was the hardest I have laughed all week. You guys are hilarious.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    polksda wrote: »
    A møøse once bit my sister... Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nastï.

    You suh have O fenderd mi onor. I demend sastyfackshun:mad:
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    jeez look what I started.......and the story about taking 3 years of english senior year....you sure you weren't from my town? we had a kid like that...in the end though he failed all 3 again.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    BaggedLancer wrote: »
    jeez look what I started.......and the story about taking 3 years of english senior year....you sure you weren't from my town? we had a kid like that...in the end though he failed all 3 again.

    I forgot to mention summer school. Ya know that sign "keep off the grass". Well I should have listened. I'm actually mildly dyslexic. No joking. Thank God for spell check.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited December 2007
    Hahaha, since we're talking about English, anyways...here's a cool little 'test' to see if you can fluidly read aloud the following exchange of intellect:

    m r ducks!
    a r not!
    s a r; c m wing?
    I'll b; m r ducks!

    I have no problems with it! :D:D
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