I couldn't decide if this one goes to the tasteful or tasteless babe thread

carpenter
carpenter Posts: 362
edited December 2007 in The Clubhouse
My wife and sister were laughing their asses off.
Women .... :D

Seems like Jennifer Love Hewitt helped herself to some seconds on Thanks Giving.
I actually think she looks better. but ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=496995&in_page_id=1773

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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    Tasteless IMHO :)

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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited December 2007
    Well, I guess she is human afterall.
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    I'm in the mood for large curd cottage cheese:confused::eek::D
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited December 2007
    No photoshop, no makeup. What's the problem here? There's nothing tasteless about the "real Jenny."
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    I`d hit it....!
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    I`d hit it....!

    Well yeah. The new pictures change nothing in regard to hitability.
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Hitability....!!!

    I like that !!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2007
    Considering how many of you were knockin people for "needin' a cheeseburger" the other day, I would hope to not hear too many objections toa little cheeseburger residue. :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Hitability, and cheeseburger residue...


    Gawd I love this place...!!
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2007
    I agree with beardog, "Hitability" "Cheeseburger Residue" were just added to my vocabulary.

    As far as she goes, I like her with a little cushion to her.
  • cubdog
    cubdog Posts: 835
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    Hitability, and cheeseburger residue...


    Priceless.

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    not a fan of da butt dimples, but they smooth out !!
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited December 2007
    Well, now that she's engaged, she seems to be letting herself go....

    She's still damn fine!!
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    Cheeseborgers in paradise
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited December 2007

    As far as she goes, I like her with a little cushion to her.

    She's always had at least two marriage ending cushions on her.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,685
    edited December 2007
    hewitt2SPLASH2811_468x829.jpg
    Did you notice the strategically located fingertips just to the left of her derriere?
    Seems to be a telephoto distortion of perspective...
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    hewitt2SPLASH2811_468x829.jpg
    Did you notice the strategically located fingertips just to the left of her derriere?
    Seems to be a telephoto distortion of perspective...
    looks like she is pointing right at the photographer.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2007
    She doesn't look bad. Better than most women IMO.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2007
    much bigger boobies now too... :confused::eek:
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    she always had big bOObs.
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  • Frank Z
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    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    not a fan of da butt dimples, but they smooth out !!
    We call it Hail Damage.
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited December 2007
    20 pounds on a small frame unless its added muscle takes its toll.........
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Frank Z wrote: »
    We call it Hail Damage.

    Hail Damage...I like that...:D
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,673
    edited December 2007
    I don't know.

    I think she could use about 30 more pounds of fat on her. Right, Mr. Belly ?

    That's right !

    Way to back me up, Big Guy.


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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited December 2007
    How old is she now?
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,673
    edited December 2007
    Enough.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    Enough for the cottage cheese look ;)

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  • Sherardp
    Sherardp Posts: 8,038
    edited December 2007
    I'd smack that it asssssssss and hit it from the back. Theres enough cushion for the pushing thats for sure.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2007
    I'd hit it and I'd even let you guys take turns taking pictures.

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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    TroyD wrote: »
    I'd hit it and I'd even let you guys take turns taking pictures.

    BDT



    Troy sorry you don't count here, if I remember correctly you would hit just about anything about this point. ;) :eek:

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