Get the hell off the forum!!!!

SolidSqual
SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
edited October 2007 in The Clubhouse
Everyone get off their computers and go listen to your music!!!!!! All this drama lately is wearing me out. Ugh.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited October 2007
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2007
    He's talking about the **** that won't flush.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    Can't get off, haven't laughed this hard in years!!!
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,980
    edited October 2007
    Can't get off
    TMI brother. Keep that to yourself. ;):D
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2007
    Don't make a mitten out of your toilet paper or that deuce will never clear.
  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited October 2007
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Don't make a mitten out of your toilet paper or that deuce will never clear.


    I'll go to the opposite spectrum...anybody who can actually use the recommended 3 sheets to wipe is a Criss Angel illusionist in my book :)
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited October 2007
    I'll go to the opposite spectrum...anybody who can actually use the recommended 3 sheets to wipe is a Criss Angel illusionist in my book :)

    One sheet at a time......that's how you do it.
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited October 2007
    One sheet at a time......that's how you do it.


    one sheet is the equivalent of shooting a spitball up my arse. take wiping hand, wrap it no less than twice with tp, three is your dealing with the "clay consistency" issue (if you don't know, DO NOT ASK!!!!)

    thats how I roll..........pun FULLY intended ;)
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2007
    Mudbutt?

    Man, we're talking about asswipes in 2 different threads tonight.
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited October 2007
    I like when it's so solid that you don't even need a wipe. Those are the turds I enjoy.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Man, we're talking about asswipes in 2 different threads tonight.

    I just shot coffee all over my keyboard and screen!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard, this long continuously! You gotta hand it to SpecK though he is truely like the Energizer Bunny. It is a little scary.
  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited October 2007
    Hahahhahahaa...omg....I gotta stop laughing like this.....kinda like I am laughing at this monday night game....
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited October 2007
    I like when it's so solid that you don't even need a wipe. Those are the turds I enjoy.

    But disappointment sets in when you realize you just wasted that one sheet.....
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited October 2007
    But disappointment sets in when you realize you just wasted that one sheet.....

    Haha, it's better when you think you had that solid one, you look back just to double check and confirm, and then you stand up without wiping at all. :D
  • ka7niq
    ka7niq Posts: 577
    edited October 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    He's talking about the **** that won't flush.
    Ya certainly do not mean me do you Mr Moderator ?
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited October 2007
    ka7niq wrote: »
    Ya certainly do not mean me do you Mr Moderator ?

    He was talkinga bout a plumbing problem in his house. This forum isn't just about audio.

    You have never flushed a toilet and the **** comes back up? I guess those stainless steel toilets are better than I expected.
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2007
    ka7niq wrote: »
    Ya certainly do not mean me do you Mr Moderator ?

    No, you're the maggot covered **** in the outhouse.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    If you don't do a good job later on you get that assy smell!!!

    P U
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    ka7niq wrote: »
    Ya certainly do not mean me do you Mr Moderator ?

    You have got to be kidding. Man you really are a psychopathic sociopath who just can't seem to get enough! Jeez if you weren't behind bars I would be wondering how safe Tampa really is.
  • tommyboy
    tommyboy Posts: 1,414
    edited October 2007
    Haha, it's better when you think you had that solid one, you look back just to double check and confirm, and then you stand up without wiping at all. :D

    Yeah,Then you run back 10 minutes later cause your crack itches like hell. And the **** stains:eek: , I learned my lesson a long time ago:)
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2007
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Mudbutt?

    I had fried chicken induced mudbutt the other day. I swear, I probably could have sold it to Nasa as a new space age super lubricant. I had to wipe like 15 times. Got it all over my right **** cheek, my hand.....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited October 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    I had fried chicken induced mudbutt the other day. I swear, I probably could have sold it to Nasa as a new space age super lubricant. I had to wipe like 15 times. Got it all over my right **** cheek, my hand.....

    Oh man, the hand......i hate when the paper breaks midwipe.....
  • bigaudiofanatic
    bigaudiofanatic Posts: 4,415
    edited October 2007
    SolidSqual is it you speacial time of the mounth?
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited October 2007
    I have to use baby heiney wipes and dig up there to get it all out or else I'm plagued with I A the rest of the day!
  • bigaudiofanatic
    bigaudiofanatic Posts: 4,415
    edited October 2007
    The Best part is I can do both. My computer is hooked up to my stereo and there in the same room. HA
    HT setup
    Panasonic 50" TH-50PZ80U
    Denon DBP-1610
    Monster HTS 1650
    Carver A400X :cool:
    MIT Exp 3 Speaker Wire
    Kef 104/2
    URC MX-780 Remote
    Sonos Play 1

    Living Room
    63 inch Samsung PN63C800YF
    Polk Surroundbar 3000
    Samsung BD-C7900
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,980
    edited October 2007
    ka7niq wrote: »
    Ya certainly do not mean me do you Mr Moderator ?
    You are so silly. He's talking about me. Get a fuc*ing clue!

    He's been trying to get rid of this **** for a while.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • bigaudiofanatic
    bigaudiofanatic Posts: 4,415
    edited October 2007
    O well still funny.
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    Denon DBP-1610
    Monster HTS 1650
    Carver A400X :cool:
    MIT Exp 3 Speaker Wire
    Kef 104/2
    URC MX-780 Remote
    Sonos Play 1

    Living Room
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    Polk Surroundbar 3000
    Samsung BD-C7900
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    I had fried chicken induced mudbutt the other day. I swear, I probably could have sold it to Nasa as a new space age super lubricant. I had to wipe like 15 times. Got it all over my right **** cheek, my hand.....

    Kind of like Olean in those WoW chips. Guaranteed to give Dungarees a literal meaning every time.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2007
    Olean. I though they banned that stuff, they still use it? I remember when it first hit the market YEARS ago - they made Pringles with it.

    I tried some and had the green apple splatters for DAYS.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.