Random thoughts
Strong Bad
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1. When a celebrity, sports figure or someone in the media spotlight dies and they do interviews with friends and family, why do reporters ask them..."What kind of person was he/she?" It's always the same response..."He/she was a great person. Well liked. We'll miss them!" Once, just once, I would love to hear someone say..."They were a piece of ****, everyone hated them and we're glad they're gone!!!"
2. In boxing, when they interview the winner, they always go..."and I would like to thank god for being with me!" So I guess god wasn't with the other person that got his head bashed in, right?
3. During White House press conferences when the speaker clearly says..."We WILL NOT be taking any questions at the end!!!", why at the end do 3 dozen reporters stand up and simultaniously begin shouting questions as the speaker walks away?
Yeah, I'm taking a break from homework. Back to studying!
John
2. In boxing, when they interview the winner, they always go..."and I would like to thank god for being with me!" So I guess god wasn't with the other person that got his head bashed in, right?
3. During White House press conferences when the speaker clearly says..."We WILL NOT be taking any questions at the end!!!", why at the end do 3 dozen reporters stand up and simultaniously begin shouting questions as the speaker walks away?
Yeah, I'm taking a break from homework. Back to studying!
John
No excuses!
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Now try and get back to your homework...
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I'm eating my head.
Sheesh.
Here's a nitpick: She needs to pluck her eyebrows.
There. I found a flaw.
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Where has John been?