You know you're over the hill
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George Grand wrote: »In 6 months or so Peter, when I'm no longer a member of the Air Guard, I'm growing the best Zappa you ever saw.
For what it's worth (and to Theresa's dismay), you can't do Viagra and blood pressure meds together.
And what would happen to you if you started a Zappa face hair ensemble now while in the Guard?
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You know you are over the hill when . . .
. . . you start parting the hair on your back that use to be on your head!
AARP, ha ha ha, I've been getting mail and email from them since I turned 47. I think I am going to join. Every thing I've been going for lately, hotel room, rental car, mortgage & life insurance, auto ins. etc, someone invariably askes if I have an AARP membership for the discount. -
I grew a handlebar mustache after I got out the AF the wife *hated* it. Then I grew a beard, it looked good, but I lost a lot of smooch time with the wife. Now Im a smoothie again!
I sing in a Barbershop Quartet, the other three guys all wear goatees and glasses; I don't wear glasses and have no facial hair... cue Sesame Street song: One of these things is not like the other