You know you're over the hill

sucks2beme
sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
edited September 2007 in The Clubhouse
...when you get a AARP membership invite in the mail!
Damn, where did the time go?
"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    ...when you get a AARP membership invite in the mail!
    Damn, where did the time go?

    Congratulations!!!!:D :D That's a badge of honor as far as I am concerned. :D
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    And you're DEFINITELY on the other side of the hill ............

    WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GO TO THAT F*CKING JOB ANYMORE! (like I don't)

    Just a part-timer now, making maybe one "guest" appearance there a week.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited September 2007
    Ok, now that I know what that means Congrats. I hope you are a few years away from it.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    What age is it exactly that you get that invitation?;)
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    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    I started getting them when I was about 45.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited September 2007
    I've been getting them for two years already and I'm only 30.


    Somebody must have told them about my gray hair.
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    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    I started getting them when I was about 45.

    really!? That young? Wow. I guess I only have 15 years to go.;)
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    Kids. Crack me up.


    John, they're probably for your dad.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited September 2007
    George, don't they PAY you to NOT show up now?

    I still can't wrap my brain around THAT arrangement.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    That Russ is exactly correct, I get paid NOT to show up. It could be my personality that has these checks rolling in. Now try and wrap around this ......
    In addition to paying me NOT to show up, THEY GIVE ME EVEN MORE MONEY IF I DO! I love this country!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited September 2007
    I've been throwing about 2 or 3 AARP letters a month in the trash for quite some time now. I AM old enough to take advantage of their stufff...I just don't want to.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2007
    Old farts! :P
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    It's not us "old farts" that are turning our noses up at decent stereo gear for ipods. That's YOUR crowd.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2007
    GG is a Pimp !!
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    It's not us "old farts" that are turning our noses up at decent stereo gear for ipods. That's YOUR crowd.

    ya no kidding. My wife bought me a $400 IPOD and Ive used it like 2 times in the past 1.5 years.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2007
    I haven't gotten one yet Darla & I'm 46. So there is hope.

    Watch, now that I've said it, there will probably be one in the mail for me tomorrow.:rolleyes:
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited September 2007
    I've gotten one, and I'll be 49 in Jan. My wifer is a bit older than me, and she belongs, but I don't believe we've taken them up on any offers.
    My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    Kids. Crack me up.


    John, they're probably for your dad.

    My dad has been a member for 10 years already and he doesn't live at 3807 Hamilton Dr.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited September 2007
    Well, I'm not buying a fast car or an 18 year old blonde.
    I did go out and get the parts to set up my music server.
    Guess I'm on a downward spiral now!
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited September 2007
    I recently bought a pair of nose hair clippers, so it won't be long now...
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited September 2007
    The hair on my head is thinning. The hair on my ears gets thicker every day.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.
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  • jgido759
    jgido759 Posts: 572
    edited September 2007
    wingnut4772 wrote: »
    What age is it exactly that you get that invitation?;)

    My daughter started receiving them around her 18th birthday! :eek:

    Damn computer glitch.
    Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support
    group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.

    There was this guy I knew about 7 years ago that had the nose hair
    from hell. One day, he finally shows up with it all neatly trimmed.
    Another guy walks up and says "You look different. Did you shave your
    moustache?" He says, no I never had a moustache. "Really? I could of sworn
    you had a moustache last time I saw you." A bunch of us were trying
    real hard not to crack up. I try hard NOT to let my problem get that bad.
    Ears, nose, damn eyelashes, everwhere but the top of my head. Nature
    is cruel.:mad:
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited September 2007
    Viagra anyone??
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,605
    edited September 2007
    ninerbj wrote: »
    Viagra anyone??
    Haven't had a problem with THAT yet!
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited September 2007
    You don't have to have THAT problem for Viagra. I found it works great for pounding nails and hanging wet towels.
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited September 2007
    George Grand wrote: »
    I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.

    I thought you were growing the Frank Zappa face hair?
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2007
    In 6 months or so Peter, when I'm no longer a member of the Air Guard, I'm growing the best Zappa you ever saw.

    For what it's worth (and to Theresa's dismay), you can't do Viagra and blood pressure meds together.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited September 2007
    Well now that you no longer have the aggravation of a day in day out job, your blood pressure should start to come down!
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