My Letter to the sharrif

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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited September 2007
    SKsolutions wrote: »
    If he's married/attached, you might snap his photo and post it on a dating site, then mail the profile to the significant other.

    Even better, sign him up for free issues of every **** mag you can think of. They will get mailed to his house and his wife will go nuts.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2007
    Love the idea of a **** shooter.. the guys lets his dog out all the time and poops in my yard. oddly enough, I also find 10 of his yellow cigarette buts in my yard when I mow... mysteriously...
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2007
    I did take a picture of him at about 6:55 am as he finished up the vacuum and started washing his car, I would post it if it didn’t violate any board rule.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited September 2007
    If he parks outside liquid weld his doors closed
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited September 2007
    Just call it in. A letter won't get you the response you are looking for.
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited September 2007
    Send darla after him! What an idea!
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  • agfrost
    agfrost Posts: 2,430
    edited September 2007
    I'm with Petrym--I was going to suggest a few salvos of Roundup-filled water balloons delivered after midnight.
    Jay
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited September 2007
    If you REALLY want to play with him pick up a good high output car tweeter, hook it up to a small amp and feed it with a sine wave from a function generator set somewhere around 15khz to 17khz and aim it at his house. Whenever he starts making noise turn it on. He won't be able to hear it but it will make him crazy and he will think something is wrong physically. Its about the meanest thing you can do to someone without actually hurting them.
    madmax
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  • read-alot
    read-alot Posts: 812
    edited September 2007
    Son of a **** that wakes me up at that time on my day off then tells me to F== off deserves an **** whooping. I say beat the hell out of him, if he's bigger than you carry a baseball bat.
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