Paris Hilton going to be a jailbird and somebody's ****...

polkatese
polkatese Posts: 6,767
edited June 2007 in The Clubhouse
yep, she is going in on June 5th. The thoughts of what might happen inside intrigue my libido...:p
I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2007
    It's only a county lockup, they usually aren't too bad.

    Too bad she can't come to Long Island to serve her time. :D
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited May 2007
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=261148&GT1=7703

    Now that's funny! :D
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited May 2007
    How do you know that she might not be the one doing the victimizing herself? :D
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,602
    edited May 2007
    Unbelievable. A judge finally held her to the law. They would of
    packed most of us to jail for that in a heartbeat. This should
    wake her up a bit! Now, if they could only put that stupid
    Britany Spears in with her, maybe sneak in a mini cam?:D
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2007
    About f**king time. These celebrities need a reality check from time to time. Good to see this waste of oxygen is getting one.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2007
    I am shocked that they sentenced her to time. No make up!:eek:
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  • jmwest1970
    jmwest1970 Posts: 846
    edited May 2007
    I'd hit it. ;)
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2007
    I'd donkey punch it.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2007
    6gbsu9t.jpg
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited May 2007
    clearly the news brought a few grin and imagination of what coulda, woulda happened. admit it.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,663
    edited May 2007
    Mac, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited May 2007
    Face wrote: »
    It's only a county lockup, they usually aren't too bad.

    Too bad she can't come to Long Island to serve her time. :D

    I don't know what county you are thinking of but I've seen a few from barroom brawls in my youth and County Jail is no picnic!!! You have the hardass wannabees there trying to prove something!!!
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited May 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    I don't know what county you are thinking of but I've seen a few from barroom brawls in my youth and County Jail is no picnic!!! You have the hardass wannabees there trying to prove something!!!

    she wont be in the drunk tank, im 99% sure she wont even be with the gen pop. I doubt itll be that bad for her.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,797
    edited May 2007
    MacLeod wrote: »
    6gbsu9t.jpg

    Can I get that on video ?
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  • liordra
    liordra Posts: 152
    edited May 2007
    authoring her biography becomes easier, yet again, all you have to do is change the tittle of your favorite porno.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2007
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    I don't know what county you are thinking of but I've seen a few from barroom brawls in my youth and County Jail is no picnic!!! You have the hardass wannabees there trying to prove something!!!

    You realize she'll be in WOMEN'S prison, right?
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  • JimBRICK
    JimBRICK Posts: 1,543
    edited May 2007
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I'd donkey punch it.



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  • rhulett
    rhulett Posts: 89
    edited May 2007
    Dollars to donuts, that there will be a video crew in there with her, and somehow she'll make some money off of this.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2007
    rhulett wrote: »
    Dollars to donuts, that there will be a video crew in there with her, and somehow she'll make some money off of this.

    She doesn't NEED to make money off of this.

    I'd be willing to help out LA. They can put her under house arrest in my house. I have some appropriate prison outfits for her. I'll make sure she does some hard labor down on her knees and I'll make sure she bends over backward (and forward) to rehabilitate herself. ;)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited May 2007
    rhulett wrote: »
    Dollars to donuts, that there will be a video crew in there with her, and somehow she'll make some money off of this.

    Yeah there are negotiations in progress to make it a reality show.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited May 2007
    it'll be turned into a new reality show... Paris in prison... watch how Paris Hilton deals with life in the big house.. see here eat, watch her write her memoirs, watch her make millions $ to tell her story to the national Enquirer.

    She will be isolated from any of the other prisoners that's for dang sure..

    what the hell did she do anyways? I don't follow her at all. This is the first i've heard of this.
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited May 2007
    danger boy wrote: »
    what the hell did she do anyways? I don't follow her at all. This is the first i've heard of this.

    ...she messed around with doro, unprotected. :p
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited May 2007
    danger boy wrote: »
    what the hell did she do anyways? I don't follow her at all. This is the first i've heard of this.

    I think the short story is she got a DUI and got her license suspended. She got pulled over a couple times without a license while she was on probation, judge got fed up and sent her **** to jail.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited May 2007
    I think they should just let her get away with it. After all, she is a celebrity.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2007
    I'd hit it.
    ...then...
    I'd donkey punch it.
    ...then, I'd finish off with an angry pirate.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited May 2007
    Ron-P wrote: »
    ...then...

    ...then, I'd finish off with an angry pirate.

    then you'd have to cold **** it. :p:p:p
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited May 2007
    I was always a fan of the angry gorilla...
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited May 2007
    Maybe a Roman Helmet....
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2007
    So, I try not to pay attention to this stuff, but this was just too much. Paris's "friend" is apparently putting out a petition to get her out of jail. This petition is the most egotistical, self-absorbed nonsense I have ever read.
    My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

    I'm speechless.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2007
    Well... I finally heard a simultaneous reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gerald Ford, and Paris Hilton. I suppose I can go back to my home planet now. My work here is done.
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