Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage (from a Male Point of View)

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.

4. It is very important that these three women never meet.
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    You said it all except I have the first 3 points in 1 and don't need 4th.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    I've got 2.5 out of 3, she's a great cook, only if mac and cheese or peanut butter sandwiches are what you consider gourmet......

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    nascarfatass is the best cook around here.....:D
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    I bet you can go toe to toe with Emeril on Fried Chicken and Corn Bread eh?

    What was that heed again, 29 inches??? Good God man. Sorry, I still can't wait to see a pic of the nascarmann.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited August 2002
    Yeah, I'd say 2 out of 3 for me is pretty good. As far as number 4, well, the only person that I fear more than Wendi is her attorney.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    I have a pic scanned in.....it's says it's too big when I try to post it... 1.2mb. Don't know how to make it smaller. I guess it's because I'm in it?
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    Email it to me, I'll crop and compress.....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    Need email address.....
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    OK.....This may hurt a little but here it come.....me and my brother at the pool! Oh yah....and the "no nose dog JB"....
    pool.jpg 118.3K
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,656
    edited August 2002
    Hey King, which one is you?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    The one with the most girth.....:D
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,656
    edited August 2002
    Ok, you get to carry the SDA's to the next race....lol.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    Momma said to put here pic on here too......just not in a bathing suit....:D
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,656
    edited August 2002
    Nice looking lady you got there and she must be a good cook looking at the size of you....just joking with ya. She wouldn't have a sister up here in MD would she?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    she must be a good cook looking at the size of you...

    She OK cook.....I'm a great cook:D
    Nice looking lady you got there

    Yeah.....she could have done a lot better than me..;)
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited August 2002
    thats one hell of a beer gutt...............gotta be proud of that one...
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited August 2002
    I was distracted with the gutt that I didn't reply to the post..........
    OK,
    I agree with the lady thing.........Mine is great Can't complain....other then she thinks I have a audioholic problem....all is good in the world of the Mantis.....for now
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • Paul Connor
    Paul Connor Posts: 231
    edited August 2002
    Hey Nascarmann,

    I'll take care of number 1 and two as long as I get number 3.
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    thats one hell of a beer gutt

    There you go again giving wrong information.....that's not a beer gutt....that's table muscle. All 325lb of it..... :D
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • Dr. Spec
    Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
    edited August 2002
    Now I know why that T-shirt I sent you won't fit.................
    "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

    Ed Mullen (emullen@svsound.com)
    Director - Technology and Customer Service
    SVS
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    Now I know why that T-shirt I sent you won't fit.................

    XXXXL next time please.....
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    You guys keep talkin about the belly, sheeeat. Look at those guns man. Nascarmann looks like one of those guys where you will be ok, just don't let the **** get 'a hold of ya. If he catches you, its all over....

    Man, I NEED a swimmin' pool..... Lookin' good brotha, great pics.....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    Nascarmann, I don't see any Beer in this pic..... Whats up with that? I'll bring a cooler with lottsa Ice Cold beer and a bottle of Rum sitten on the side for a kicker.

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited August 2002
    I made you look a little less sunburned:
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    If you look to the far right in the red cup is momma's rum and coke(big cup I might add)....at my right foot and in my brother hand are bloody marys if I remember right because of a hard night of drankin.....I'm just too old to go hard 2 days in a row.....most days you would see a BIG cooler of beer......:D
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    Bloody marys with aloota horseraddish is great for a hangover... I'll buy into that.
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited August 2002
    Kind'a looks like blood stains there next to the corner of the pool.. what happened, did the neighbor sit his drink on one of your speakers, so you guys had to take him down?
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    burdette

    Nah.....just needed to pee.....:lol:
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited August 2002
    really, his wife got a little 'upitty' so he had to take her down a peg or two.......an (empty) bottle of Jack Daniels upside the brain bucket usually does the trick...

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited August 2002
    really, his wife got a little 'upitty' so he had to take her down a peg or two

    Are you crazy......she may be small, but she scares the she-at out of me.....:eek:
    Oh, the bottle has been to me, my closes friend, my worse enemy!
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