Write Your Dear Santa Letters Here

Ricardo

Dear Santa,

Please don't let me get banned this year.

or next.

hearingimpared

Amen!

fatchowmein

Dear Santa,
Please explain how you manage to get to all those houses in one evening and how you manage to manipulate matter, particular yours, to fit down a chimney. We'll worry about how you open up the chimneys and bypass alarm systems and sleeping dogs later. If you would help us out, we should be able to manipulate matter and energy to provide an unlimited source of energy, or something close to it, and possibly end some wars, start others, and take a step closer to ending world hunger barring political, religious, and distribution problems.

Isn't that more important than making sure some good kid got a bicycle for Christmas?