How do you get your guests to leave?

Early B.
Early B. Posts: 7,900
edited December 2006 in The Clubhouse
Had some friends over yesterday afternoon beginning around 1 pm. The last couple didn't leave until midnight. I was throwing out a bunch of hints -- yawning a lot, changed into my sleepwear, talking about how we have to go to work in the morning, etc. How do you politely encourage your guests to leave at a decent hour?

Thanks.
HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50” LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Rogue Audio M-120 monoblocks (modded); Placette RVC; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); DIY Clearwave Dynamic 4CC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); and VMPS 215 sub

"God grooves with tubes."
Post edited by Early B. on
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • ntculenuff
    ntculenuff Posts: 1,146
    edited December 2006
    if they are friends just ask them they should understand or just tell them to get the hell out yous gots to work in the morn :)
    Speakers:
    Definitive BP7001sc mains
    Definitive C/L/R 3000 center
    Polk RT800i's rears
    Definitive supercube I Sub
    Audio:
    Onkyo TX-NR3010
    Emotiva XPA five Gen 3
    OPPO BDP-103 CD, SACD, DVD-A
    Video:
    Panasonic TC-P65ZT60
    OPPO BDP-103 Bluray
    Directv x's 2
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited December 2006
    Start showing them family pictures... :D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited December 2006
    put on some Dr. Hook :D
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,536
    edited December 2006
    I just come out and say "hey folk's, we've got to call it a night." Good friends won't be offended, and who cares what other-than good friends think?

    I think I'm getting old and cantankerous...LOL
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2006
    I'm with Steve. People that I'm friends with know I'm not inherently a rude or mean person (although I play one on TV), so saying "all right folks, I gotta get to bed soon" is perfectly acceptable.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited December 2006
    Yeah, I can be straight with my friends, even cuss 'em out if I have to. In this situation, this was a couple from Cali whom we hadn't seen in 5 years. Yes, they are friends, but...So we didn't want to be too rude, but damn...
    HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50” LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Rogue Audio M-120 monoblocks (modded); Placette RVC; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); DIY Clearwave Dynamic 4CC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); and VMPS 215 sub

    "God grooves with tubes."
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited December 2006
    I put some uncooked Campbell's Soup in my mouth and 'fake puke' on them.
    Never Forget
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited December 2006
    Start doing The Worm while sobbing uncontrollably.

    Trust me.. nobody wants any part of that.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited December 2006
    Where we were stationed in Germany, you start to serve orange juice, that means everyone leaves within one hour. Here in the States, you can pull the Eddie Murphy line from "Trading Places" when he stopped and yelled, "Get the *%$& out!"

    Friends you haven't seen in five years shouldn't make a difference, just tell them, "It's been great spending time with you again, let's not wait five more years," as you hand them their coats and usher them to the door.

    Now that we're well into our forties, nobody sticks around late, they leave at a reasonable hour anyway! :D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited December 2006
    I usually start out with "Not to be rude guys but..." That'll do it.

    If not, try "Man it's getting late... who's up for some wife swapping? Here I've got a video that'll get you guys in the mood."
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

    Home Setup: Sony VPL-VW85 Projo, 92" Stewart Firehawk, Pioneer Elite SC-65, PS3, RTi12 fronts, CSi5, FXi6 rears, RTi6 surround backs, RTi4 height, MFW-15 Subwoofer.

    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited December 2006
    george daniel wrote:
    put on some Dr. Hook :D


    WTH, that **** can kick it!!!

    I just tell 'em. "Hate to do it, but the parties over. 5:30 comes early. Please don't go away mad, just go away..."
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited December 2006
    I fire my gun in the air.
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited December 2006
    Start taking a dump without shutting the bathroom door. If that doesn't clear the house I don't know what will...unless it's a frat party or similar.:D :eek:
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2006
    PolkThug wrote:
    I put some uncooked Campbell's Soup in my mouth and 'fake puke' on them.

    Creamed corn works well too.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • dylan
    dylan Posts: 453
    edited December 2006
    A 'loosely' tied bath robe with frequent Indian leg-wrestling?
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited December 2006
    Man, if I ever get to visit any of you guys, just tell me to leave! :eek:
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
    In Use
    PS3, Yamaha CDR-HD1300, Plex, Amazon Fire TV Gen 2
    Pioneer Elite VSX-52, Parasound HCA-1000A
    Klipsch RF-82ii, RC-62ii, RS-42ii, RW-10d
    Epson 8700UB
    In Storage
    [Home Audio]
    Rotel RCD-02, Yamaha KX-W900U, Sony ST-S500ES, Denon DP-7F
    Pro-Ject Phono Box MKII, Parasound P/HP-850, ASL Wave 20 monoblocks
    Klipsch RF-35, RB-51ii
    [Car Audio]
    Pioneer Premier DEH-P860MP, Memphis 16-MCA3004, Boston Acoustic RC520
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited December 2006
    I let my dog out. Nobody wants a 65lbs. bulldog sitting on their lap for too long.
    Venom
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited December 2006
    venomclan wrote:
    I let my dog out. Nobody wants a 65lbs. bulldog sitting on their lap for too long.
    Venom


    Don't know about that it didn't seem to work for BDT.;)
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited December 2006
    Geez, if you guys will do this kind of stuff to your friends, what do you do for those folks who knock on your door to prosyletize??
    HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50” LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Rogue Audio M-120 monoblocks (modded); Placette RVC; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); DIY Clearwave Dynamic 4CC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); and VMPS 215 sub

    "God grooves with tubes."
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited December 2006
    Early B. wrote:
    Had some friends over yesterday afternoon beginning around 1 pm. The last couple didn't leave until midnight. I was throwing out a bunch of hints -- yawning a lot, changed into my sleepwear, talking about how we have to go to work in the morning, etc. How do you politely encourage your guests to leave at a decent hour?

    Thanks.

    ****!! :p
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited December 2006
    Just go to bed and hope they're not still there in the morning.
    Ludicrous gibs!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited December 2006
    ND13 wrote:
    Don't know about that it didn't seem to work for BDT.;)

    Who is BDT?
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2006
    Start getting it ON.....


    You know F


    See them run... :D

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited December 2006
    disneyjoe7 wrote:
    Start getting it ON.....


    You know F


    See them run... :D

    HA. Mine would stay to watch.. that wouldn't do the trick at all. But nice thought. :D They wish they could see some DD's in action... Mmmm yes please
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited December 2006
    Early B. wrote:
    Geez, if you guys will do this kind of stuff to your friends, what do you do for those folks who knock on your door to prosyletize??

    I invite them in and start telling them all about how much I miss my wild college fraternity days and that I'm new in town and I wish I could find a really good swingers club and so on and so forth.:)
    Proud and loyal citizen of the Digital Domain and Solid State Country!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • ntculenuff
    ntculenuff Posts: 1,146
    edited December 2006
    Toxis wrote:
    I usually start out with "Not to be rude guys but..." That'll do it.

    If not, try "Man it's getting late... who's up for some wife swapping? Here I've got a video that'll get you guys in the mood."

    ha ha ha ha ha :D:D
    Speakers:
    Definitive BP7001sc mains
    Definitive C/L/R 3000 center
    Polk RT800i's rears
    Definitive supercube I Sub
    Audio:
    Onkyo TX-NR3010
    Emotiva XPA five Gen 3
    OPPO BDP-103 CD, SACD, DVD-A
    Video:
    Panasonic TC-P65ZT60
    OPPO BDP-103 Bluray
    Directv x's 2
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited December 2006
    I got it. I would put on LOTR. That should send em packing. I know I would.
    One ring to make them leave.
    Venom
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2006
    disneyjoe7 wrote:
    Start getting it ON.....


    You know F


    See them run... :D


    If that what work, then you need to give that women that look first... of cause put on that music baby. ;)

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited December 2006
    When I throw parties, I always give a "last call" sort of warning, usually 1 hour before I want people to go home.

    If that doesn't work the "Get the F#$* out" would be a last resort.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter