Potential Challengers for the FAP

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited August 2001
    I had to print that picture of Shannon and run to the bathroom.

    OH MY GOD

    R

    I've gotta go look again.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    Ask and ye shall receive

    http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=bios&id=1800018643

    She is the one on the right
    ew593.jpg
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    You know... Shannon Elizabeth is really honestly not all that in the face.

    I mean, you get really really distracted -- I'm STILL distracted -- and that's understandable, but the face is a big letdown; sort of horsey, isn't she?

    Now, let's see that Cruz girl...

    Sheesh. This is pathetic. This is an audio forum...

    Ouch.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited August 2001
    Micah, I'm glad you've mostly seen the light about Shannon. I don't, however, agree with your assessment of her face. I think she has an extremely cute face. Check out the cover of the latest Rolling Stone for proof.

    Aaron
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited August 2001
    .... try this link (assuming the link to Geocities will actually work)

    http://www.geocities.com/~stekson/se/pictures/gallery9.htm
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Naw. I actually like the little blonde from "American Pie" better, now that I'm really looking looking. Shannon's got tremendous gifts, but her face is like a 5 out of 11. And I can say that because my own personal face is just barely a 1.5 out of 11, so no one can fight me on this. Shannon's a little too horsey for me. It gets in the way.

    The little blonde, tho, Tara something... I think she's a dirty little girl. Troy, 'know what I mean?

    Where's this Cruz girl from?

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    Your Little Blonde from Pie got arrested yesterday for OUI out in California...So, now she is HOT and BAD....

    Cept she looked better in AP1...Didn't really like her look in AP2

    As for Cruz, she is Tom Cruise's girl now...They got a movie coming out soon and she was just in somebodys Mandolin with That Hairy dude with the long arms that girls like for some reason...
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited August 2001
    Is this "good" enough for you, and clean enough for this site.

    http://www.cinema-stars.com/TaraReid/images/6.jpg
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Whoa. Okay, and she's gettin arrested? What is she, like 16? She is definitely a dirty dirty girl. Which makes up for the fact that she's a blonde. Big time.

    Get me pitchers of the Cruz girl! Comeon guys, you know I have important Polk Audio work to be doing, I don't have time to cruise the net for pitchers.

    Check here...
    http://www.absolutely.net/index.html

    :D

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited August 2001
    She did some acting in the commercial

    http://www.cinema-stars.com/kournikova/1.jpg
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    With Tara, it's her eyes that set her apart and the Black and White photo does NOT do her justice...
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    Ms Cruz in Mostly non-revealing photos...
    I don't see much in her though...

    http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800019548&cf=mm
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    It's not just Tara's eyes. It's her mouth. Sheesh. What a dirty little girl.

    And Anna Kornawhatever is an interesting case. She's a big girl with a little tiny baby-girl's face, and there's something SO SEXY about that. But she's also kind of awkward and ungainly. No question that if you get her from the right angle, she's very cute and womanly at the same time. That's intrigueing.

    But I think the winner of the Big First Prize has to be...

    penelope.jpg

    I'm feeling very patriotic. And I bet Penelope Cruz doesn't even speak English.

    Man.

    I'm am GOIN' TA HELL!

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited August 2001
    Micah,

    The girl in American Pie?! That girl is real hot. She definetly looked better in AM2. I thought for a minute you were talking about the other blonde girl in American Pie -- the one who was also in American Beauty. I think she is NOT attractive, but it seems a lot of people disagree with me on that on.

    My vote would probably go to her. There are too many to pick from right now, can't we just narrow it to 2 or 3?

    ~Justin
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    Why do I think This is Micah's favorite Website???

    http://www.retrocrush.com/kate/default.htm

    FYI, that link has links to questionable material to some. It is also on a timer. Sit at that site for more than about 30 seconds, then it forwards you to it's regular site with the questionable links...

    The links don't bother me, but figured I would let you know in case you are offended by nekkid pics.
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  • wangotango68
    wangotango68 Posts: 1,056
    edited August 2001
    hay russ i think my boy sergie fedaroff of the red wings is naling that **** in detroit

    scott:cool:
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  • goingganzo
    goingganzo Posts: 2,793
    edited August 2001
    all i have to say is 7 of 9 :)
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited August 2001
    Yeah, she has quite the rack, doesn't she? Anyone have any links to some pictures of her?

    Aaron
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  • jdelan
    jdelan Posts: 244
    edited August 2001
    what the hell does the time 8:53 have to do with anything?

    There are a few sites out there that have pics of her, But I am tired of looking them all up. The people here at work might start thinking something...
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited August 2001
    what the hell does the time 8:53 have to do with anything?
    It's early in the morning, so that one took me awhile. Good one!
    There are a few sites out there that have pics of her, But I am tired of looking them all up. The people here at work might start thinking something...
    Thankfully this is what we have Micah for. Everyone at Polk ALREADY thinks something about him. :D

    Aaron
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited August 2001
    I am going straight to hell!

    Hey, that was a pretty cool Drivin'N'Cryin song....

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Well, Paul has introduced me to a definite Penelope-challenger...

    charisma.jpg

    This is what I miss by not watching prime time TV? Damn.

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited August 2001
    NOT getting any work done today.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited August 2001
    Micah,
    she was in Maxim (or whatever that magazine is) last winter or something like that. Veddy, Veddy hot. Oh, yeah I know what you mean. Chloroform optional, just whack her in the back of the head with a brick should do the job nicely.
    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Yeah, I can't for the life of me concentrate on anything. I'm supposed to be doing LSi stuff... And I can't keep my brain on it.

    Troy, if they can chew through the leather straps, do you them go in the morning? :D A man after my own heart.

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited August 2001
    it seems only fair doesn't it?

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    See, my take on this is that there is nothing that's keeping me from enjoying the life of say, a Tom Cruise, except a few thousand dollars of plastic surgery.

    And because I don't have that luxury, I've always had to take the "troll under the bridge" approach to women: I will do anything, and say anthing, to get you to notice me among the Tom Cruises, who seem to be everywhere.

    I can be tedious at times, I know, but I have scored big. Every once in a while. I get quality over quantity.

    I have learned, tho (and I learned it from a very very pretty girl), that you just have to sometimes WHACK them over the head to get them to notice you. I am an island of quality in a sea of slithering Tom Cruises.

    Women. Can't live with them, can't, you know...

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited August 2001
    I still think that Tom Cruise is a scrub and a short one at that.

    A really hot woman told me at a young age that there are more women that will go out with you than there are that won't. So I always figured my odds to be at least 50-50. Batting .500 right out of the box can't be a bad thing, for the other 50 percent, that is where the chloroform come in to play.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited January 2003
    ****bump****

    Hey, I was browsing the archives and this is my favorite babe thread.

    Sela Ward. 'nuff said.

    Back from the dead for the new folks to enjoy!

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • phoneisbusy
    phoneisbusy Posts: 867
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by Micah
    Guys, guys, guys... I am being stupid.

    I am totally goofing up here, thinking of the wrong chicks! I am leading you all astray.

    Clicking on those JPEGs up there -- of the Cruz and Shannon chicks -- set me straight... I can't even TYPE now! I was thinking "Shannon Elizabeth" was that girl from, what, "90210" or "Mall Rats" or something -- who was that?

    The girl from the strip scene in "American Pie" is total choice. Unbelieveable. Who knew that such beauty existed on our planet. Take me to your leader.

    And the Cruz girl? What the hell can I see her in? What movie is she from?

    Help me here, I've fallen behind and can't get... Well, you know. Who is this new girl?

    You know... I have to say, more power to these women, who can become rich and famous purely on the strength of their looks. God love 'em.

    Cripes, I gotta download those pictures. Sela, who?

    MC

    For Ms. Cruz, I would suggest renting "Jamon Jamon" ( foreign film but you get to see alotta of her). :D

    Dave

    p.s. not necessarily an intellectual first date movie either...;)
    Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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