Fun-time with Troy

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited March 2013 in The Clubhouse
Step 1: Download the photo below.
Step 2: Enlarge and print the photo.
Step 3: Trim around Troy's head.
Step 4: Attach a length of string to each of Troy's ears.
Step 5: Present the mask to your wife or lover.
Step 6: Make love to Troy.
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    BEER Goggles, Helping UGLY people have sex since 1862...

    Won't even help HERE!
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited June 2002
    I knew it. Russ is projecting his *own* dark fantasies onto other board members. You go ahead and try it out and let us know how it goes. Ya might have to paste some hair onto your partners back and chest to make it more realistic.

    Just admit it Russ, let go of the hangers.......
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    I know that's a wheels-off post, but I felt the comedic value was high enough to risk being accused of gaydom.....

    Cheers,
    Laughing Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited June 2002
    When the action starts, if you want it to be realistic, have your wife/lover rip a couple of those 30 second long farts Troy is known to let,
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Damn Russ, you sure like giving Troy.....um, head.

    Let me rephrase that, giving out Troy's head.


    Peace Out~:D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Thanks for the re-phrase, I wasn't quite sure what to say....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    Well, Russ figgered he'd share the wealth since Brandy refuses to give it up to him unless he is wearing the Troy mask.

    Who knows, it might work for everyone.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    No Troy, you've got it all wrong.....SHE wears the mask.....

    -R
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    Man.....I don't quite know what to say to that. I mean you are a pal and all but I'm straight.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Straight? Well, I guess that makes sense. You did tell me you felt like a **** trapped in a man's body.....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • OrangeToupee
    OrangeToupee Posts: 488
    edited June 2002
    Almost too funny to bother adding anything to the mix, but...

    If realism is what you're after, I think it would be best if you were to have your lover roll over and wear the mask on the back of her head.
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited June 2002
    Weird post guys..........above me in all ways!!
    Dan
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited March 2005
    *bump*
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2005
    Oh YOOOOO HOOOOOO, TROOOOOY,

    Guess where I didn't wear a mask.


    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    *bump*

    LOL, someone's pretty drunk to bump this thread.

    And it's not me... well... it COULD be, but I didn't start it...
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited March 2005
    found a halloween costume for next year...
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited March 2005
    :eek:

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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2005
    Somebody asked for digital images of the Mini Half-**** Polkfest at my place tomorrow.............Chuck YOU Farley, I know a set-up when I see one. No cameras tomorrow girls.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2005
    Man, I'm STILL wierded out, even after, what, 3 years??

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,755
    edited March 2005
    Dude... wtf...

    This is...weird

    I bet yall sang show tunes at the SC gathering didnt yall?
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2005
    Yeah, from South Pacific...........

    "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair...."

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited March 2005
    Troy is more of a 'West Side Story' kind of guy.

    "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...."

    BTW, Brandy is hip to my kinky side, I've made rough man love to 'Troy' several times.

    Cheers,
    Rooster
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2005
    What happened to resurrect this ? Did the restraining order expire?
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited March 2005
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited March 2005
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited March 2005
    This thead is so twisted I have no idea where to begin..... or end for that matter.


    Dan
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited March 2005
    OK, I want the 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read this thread back!
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited March 2005
    No Troy, you've got it all wrong.....SHE wears the mask.....

    Unfortunately for me, as fat as my wifes getting lately that might be an improvement :(
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    Unfortunately for me, as fat as my wifes getting lately that might be an improvement :(
    Someone best pray to God that the wife doesn't frequent the boards.........lol
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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