For all who have kids.

ESavinon

Check this video out. It made my day.

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=51ea67e00c484b4fbb6cb081f4644cd4.612001&cache=1

brettw22

Nice...........though instantly the flip image popped to my head...........4 at once bawlin their eyes out.........lol........good times.......

kmac2

Babies laughing is one of the best sounds in the world.

Mom and dad gotta hang onto that recording. It'll give them something to remember when those babies are 15, and all they get from the little darlins are scowls and disgusted looks.

steveinaz

+1, what a kick, nothing better than happy babies.

up2youjoe

Nausiating. I don't allow kids in my house and babies are not allowed on my property.

steveinaz

up2youjoe wrote:

Nausiating. I don't allow kids in my house and babies are not allowed on my property.

It's a shame your parents didn't feel the same way....OWNED!

mrbigbluelight

up2youjoe wrote:

Nausiating. I don't allow kids in my house and babies are not allowed on my property.

Well, Joe, at least you're not a part of one; a commentor on that linked site also felt the same way.

Stupid
08-27-2006by mandapanda1293
Honestly I hated this clip. There not that funny. And that show just picks the stupidest things to win. And there not cute either. Why does everyone love laughing babies??

So there you have it ! You won't be alone in hell after all !

:rolleyes:

Maurice

Priceless:D

audiobliss

Wow. Priceless truly is the only appropriate term for that video. They'll cherish that forever more.

up2youjoe

steveinaz wrote:

It's a shame your parents didn't feel the same way....OWNED!

Sorry, not owned here. The wife and I don't waste our time changing filthy diapers. Nothing is broken in our house. We go where we want when we want(Europe and South East Asia). I come home from work and I don't have to waste 4 hours doing their homework. Blah Blah Blah, I could go on and on.

LIFE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.

audiobliss

up2youjoe wrote:

Sorry, not owned here. The wife and I don't waste our time changing filthy diapers. Nothing is broken in our house. We go where we want when we want(Europe and South East Asia). I come home from work and I don't have to waste 4 hours doing their homework. Blah Blah Blah, I could go on and on.

LIFE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.

Please don't. But if you must, do it elsewhere.

up2youjoe

audiobliss wrote:

Please don't. But if you must, do it elsewhere.

Jealous? Just don't have kids.

audiobliss

Me? Jealous of a cold, heartless, clueless, greedy 'young professional'?

Not hardly.

okiepolkie

That quote might be signature worthy ab

audiobliss

Perhaps so.

Demiurge

It's neat, but kind of creepy.

faster100

up2youjoe wrote:

Sorry, not owned here. The wife and I don't waste our time changing filthy diapers. Nothing is broken in our house. We go where we want when we want(Europe and South East Asia). I come home from work and I don't have to waste 4 hours doing their homework. Blah Blah Blah, I could go on and on.

LIFE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.

what a jackass,

janmike

faster100 wrote:

what a jackass,

I will double that quote faster.

If you have it all you sure have not spent it on audio gear.

up2youjoe

okiepolkie wrote:

That quote might be signature worthy ab

I believe you are correct. Should I add "compassionate conservative"?

up2youjoe

janmike wrote:

I will double that quote faster.

If you have it all you sure have not spent it on audio gear.

Don't need to. Anything more would be a waste. I don't drive a fancy car either. We eat well, travel allot. Have a descent house and no credit card debt. If you want to have kids go ahead. I have found no use for them. Funny how all the relatives and friends with kids call us and say "we need a break can we come over?"

VR3

Imagine if your Mom thought the same way...

I guess it wouldnt be up to you to much now would it?

How can you find no use for kids... that is about as dumb as saying Grill Socks for speakers are a gimmick...

I thought Id go ahead and state the obvious... "Kids replinish the population."

Dosnt get much more useful than THAT buddy.

audiobliss

up2youjoe wrote:

Should I add "compassionate conservative"?

Please don't. You disgrace that 'label' and make the rest of us look bad. I mean really bad.

apc

...and mine is that I'm glad people like him do not procreate!

janmike

up2youjoe wrote:

Don't need to. Anything more would be a waste. I don't drive a fancy car either. We eat well, travel allot. Have a descent house and no credit card debt. If you want to have kids go ahead. I have found no use for them. Funny how all the relatives and friends with kids call us and say "we need a break can we come over?"

Not surprised at the answer.

jdhdiggs

I don't know what the hell is wrong with all of you! Don't you realize that the point of life is to visit exotic locales and having the coolest toys? My word, you're all fools!!!

Demiurge

Maybe you should be thankful he's not having kids.

Just trying to look at the bright side.

tommyboy

up2youjoe wrote:

Funny how all the relatives and friends with kids call us and say "we need a break can we come over?"

Yes but if you ask them if they could go back and have a choice to have kids or not, 90% of the time(yes, there are some people that just can't keep it in their pants:p ), the would still have kids. Some parents are very proud to see their child grow up to be successful and know that they worked hard to get their child that far. You are seeing it the wrong way, having children is far, far more than changing diapers. you are just too much of a ****(demi's favorite word;) ) to take up the challenge.

I don't have kids yet, I'm only 21. But I'm not planning to not have kids because I'm too afraid of changing diapers, disipline, etc.

Strong Bad

Kids are not in my near future. I have too much fun to experience and too many career goals to accomplish. No effing way I would bring a child into this world without being absolutely financially and emotionally ready. With that said, no effing way I would want any girl i've dated thus far to bear my children!!!

I see uptoyoujoe's point, but his method of stating his opinion was a bit harsh. Just say...kids are not for me and my girl and leave it at that.


John

reeltrouble1

I could truly have a field day here, classic fixation, an awful lot of unfinished business that never quite got cleaned up, now its too late to get the hands dirty.

Imagine living a life where you have to go someplace new to enjoy yourself.

Imagine living a life never being able to experience an ordinary wonder through a child's eye.

Imagine those people who desperately would love to have a child and cannot.

Can you imagine a world without children? If so then I suspect the end is near.

RT1

mrbigbluelight

up2youjoe wrote:

Don't need to. Anything more would be a waste. I don't drive a fancy car either. We eat well, travel allot. Have a descent house and no credit card debt. If you want to have kids go ahead. I have found no use for them. Funny how all the relatives and friends with kids call us and say "we need a break can we come over?"

Uhm......

UP2YOUJOE wrote:

I don't drive a fancy car either.

Me too, Joe ! Who can afford $85,000 for car just because it's fancy !

P. Diddy Designs Studpidly Fancy Car
Thursday June 12, 2003 @ 04:30 PM

Rapper/boastful millionaire P. Diddy is once again venturing into the world of design. This time, rather than showcasing on the runways, P.Diddy’s merchandise is better suited for the highways. Diddy has begun a partnership with Lincoln to design his own Limited Edition Sean John Lincoln Navigator SUV. The vehicle will cost a hefty $85,000 and only 100 of them are being produced. The fancy car will be available for sale on July 1.
This isn’t your regular run of the mill truck, either. This special edition SUV will have a whopping six TV monitors inside to complement the three DVD players and a Playstation 2, along with a Pioneer Premier Audio System with satellite radio to boot. Along with all of the entertainment goodies there are also special features employed in the design of the car, like logo-embossed leather seats, custom tinted windows, black chrome detailing and a platinum coated logo emblem.


Yep, people see me driving one of those big "fancy" cars and they might just think I'm ..... well ...... one of "them" and not like me and you. You know ..... like "us".

Up2youJoe wrote:

We eat well, travel allot.

Good idea. That way you're always one step ahead of the process survers.

BTW, I assume you meant "travel a lot".

"allot" means something entirely different.

Allot/
[uh-lot]

–verb (used with object), -lot‧ted, -lot‧ting.
1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out;
apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers.
2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park.
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate.

[Origin: 1425–75; earlier alot, late ME alotten < MF aloter, equiv. to a- a-5 + lot lot (< Gmc) + -er inf. suffix]


See what I mean ? I can't really see you traveling a lot and distributing money, or alloting money for a park or something.
Because, as you and I both know, they use parks a lot.

up2youJoe wrote:

Have a descent house .......

Oh, I didn't know you lived in a mine shaft.
Sorry. My bad.

up2youJoe wrote:

.....and no credit card debt.

Listing a mine shaft as your residence must make it pretty difficult to get a credit card, I imagine.
You might try "Radio Shack" or "Sears". I don't think they're that particular.

up2youJoe wrote:

If you want to have kids go ahead.

Well, to be honest ...... me and the missus ..... well......kind of started before you gave the okay, so we already kind of have 3.

.....Wait a second ! You're not talking about with YOUR wife are you ?
Because I'm afraid you'll have to let her know that I'm a married man !!!
.....not a bad idea, though, putting more men on the job.
"Git 'er done !".
You must be a "Larry the Cable Guy" fan, too.

up2youJoe wrote:

Funny how all the relatives and friends with kids call us and say "we need a break can we come over?"

Not trying to be judgemental or anything, but if all those relatives and friends have kids and need to come to YOUR house for a break, well ....... uhm ....
....they must be some pretty self-centered socksuckers.

Hey, here's a thought ! Maybe if you let those folks know that they have this thing out now called "Organized Sports". It's where kids get together along with .....and this is the cool part ..... their PARENTS and have a good time. Pretty neat stuff.

If they're not into organized stuff, well ...... how about fishing ? Hunting ?
Hiking ? Biking ? Boating ? Crafts ? Spelunking ? Ham radio ? Model rocketry ? Treasure hunting ? Photography ? AUDIO ? Gardening ?
Woodworking ? Dumpster diving ? Swimming/scuba diving ? Bird watchiing ?
Railroading ? Comic books ? Stamp/coin collecting ? Painting ? Music ?

....I dunno. Maybe you're right. Why would any parent want to do any of those things with their kids when they they can "take a break" over at your house.

Wait a second, I've got it !!!

Those friends and relatives with kids ARE doing those things with their kids and, of course, having fun. Maybe so much fun that they need to rest up a bit, so to speak, so where's the best place in town to get away from fun and excitement ?

You got it, Toyota: Your house !!!


Whew ! Glad we cleared that up !!


.....say, about that thing about having kids with your wife and all ..... uh ...
...you don't have ..... like ..... any pictures of your wife do you ?
NOT that I'm considering your generous offer, mind you, but .... just curious.

up2youjoe

I don't need to look thru a child's eyes to enjoy myself. I work hard and relax harder. Life is a journey, not a destination. The wife and I are enjoying our journey. We feel no need to screw it up. And to you guys that tell your 8 month pregnant wife "you never looked more beautiful"......get some glasses.