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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    pairs? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    You fat illiterate ****!!!!!!

    -R
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited February 2006
    Fun times.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2006
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    GREAT stuff there.

    ****-gasket.

    BDT
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  • POLKOHOLIC
    POLKOHOLIC Posts: 407
    edited February 2006
    hahahahaha
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited February 2006
    Good tos ee people haven't changed too much in 4 years :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,997
    edited February 2006
    I wash, if I'm not at home I use paper towel or my sleeve to open the doors then I use purell.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited February 2006
    We used to have the HOS (Hall of Shame) for "certain" posts (and they are still out there BTW). We need a HALL OF FAME! This one would certainly get in on the first vote. I've seen it like 20 times now and I still laugh.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2006
    Great stuff for sure. Nice find there Rusty.
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited February 2006
    First-time view for me. But boy did it crack me up!!
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited February 2006
    Wow what a blast from the past...
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2007
    Ron-P wrote: »
    Russ, I ALWAYS use an ****-gasket. Never hover because of splash down and back splatter. I also float landing pad made from TP for a soft landing to avoid the above. One can never be too cautious when dealing with the general public.


    Sanitation Man Out~:D

    GREAT thread. ****-gasket, man I LOVE that.

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited December 2009
    *cough*

    another bump for one of my all time fave threads...

    **** gasket...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Man, I had that line as my sig for a long, long time.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited December 2009
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    forgot about reading this one.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2009
    This thread is hilarious. ****-gasket WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited December 2009
    Wow that was to funny.
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited December 2009
    Holy crap there's a lot of awesome threads being unearthed today.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • everpress
    everpress Posts: 862
    edited December 2009
    I wash before I pee.
    Why?
    I know where my junk has been; tucked safely and mostly hermetically sealed in my pants. But my hands? Hell, you know how much filthy **** you touch daily? I don't want to ruin my awesome-stick.

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2009
    Same here, always wash before and after.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Cogito
    Cogito Posts: 122
    edited December 2009
    A strange thread, but...

    I wash may hands before AND after I do my business. I wash my hands after shaking someone's hand, touch a doork nob, hand rail, blowing my nose, before and after I eat, handling raw meat, changing the kitty litter, taking the trash out, house cleaning and just for the hell of it. Yeah, just a little compulsive. I guess the real question is, why is my house so damn cluttered??? :)
    Hearing is believing.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,685
    edited December 2009
    everpress wrote: »
    I wash before I pee.


    I wash while I pee; urine is considered hygenically sterile.
    Sal Palooza
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  • potee
    potee Posts: 610
    edited December 2009
    Ron-P wrote: »
    Everytime.

    After doing my bizznezz, I wash up.
    Then, use the paper towels to shut off the foset then to open the door, hold door with foot, throw towel in trash, exit from said room without touching a single thing from which you non-washers came.


    Dootie free Out~:D

    I'm on your side. Who knows what some sick or dirty scum bag put on stuff that I might touch. YUCK!!!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2009
    Cogito wrote: »
    A strange thread, but...

    I wash may hands before AND after I do my business. I wash my hands after shaking someone's hand, touch a doork nob, hand rail, blowing my nose, before and after I eat, handling raw meat, changing the kitty litter, taking the trash out, house cleaning and just for the hell of it. Yeah, just a little compulsive. I guess the real question is, why is my house so damn cluttered??? :)

    And people wonder why they have no immune systems anymore.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
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    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
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    Your are a sick SOB LMAO
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited December 2009
    NJPOLKER wrote: »
    Your are a sick SOB LMAO

    Hey! They're extra absorbent!











    Don't judge me!
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    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2009
    Jstas on the club scene.

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    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited December 2009
    Mine eyes
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  • mesquitehead
    mesquitehead Posts: 312
    edited December 2009
    WHY? Why do the doors in public restrooms always open into the bathroom, meaning you have to pull the damned things open after you just washed your hands?

    I'm a washer, mainly habit from my old profession (not proctology), I used to be in the A/C and heating biz and spent my days crawling around in attics full of fiberglass insulation, rat/mouse turds and pee, bugs, spiders and just plain old dust...I used to buy the tubs of hand cleansing wipes and keep them in the truck. You don't really want to handle "things" with fiberglass insulation on your hands! But the true test of manhood was being on a new construction job site and having to use the port-o-potty, imagine its 102 outside, mosquitos are out and the roofing crew had a few beers, beans and tortillas the night before....you cannot imagine how hard it is to hover, hold your breath, swat mosquitos and drop a deuce all while praying you don't splash that blue water up on yer butt! I once took a tow strap and wrapped it around a port-o-potty rendering the door inoperable while a co-worker was inside taking care of business...I laughed my guts out and I also watched my back for months as I was sure he would seek his revenge...I never went near one of those cans while he was around!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2009
    mesquitehead wrote: »
    WHY? Why do the doors in public restrooms always open into the bathroom, meaning you have to pull the damned things open after you just washed your hands?

    Because doors to rooms almost always open "in." Opening a door INTO a hallway isn't exactly what you want out of a building design.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • mesquitehead
    mesquitehead Posts: 312
    edited December 2009
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Because doors to rooms almost always open "in." Opening a door INTO a hallway isn't exactly what you want out of a building design.

    They should put them in an alcove, or put a warning sign on them. Call me selfish but I'm more concerned about touching some peckered up handle than hitting somebody with a door...bathroom decorum trumps architecture!:D
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