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TroyD
TroyD Posts: 13,077
edited December 2009 in The Clubhouse
Now you guys got me curious, are you a bunch of unkempt, filthy degenerates or what?

Who washes everytime they go to the bathroom?

Who only does it after #2?

Or are you like Russ and give 'em a whiff and wipe 'em on your pants??

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Man, OUCH. That's gonna leave a mark. Those were slacks in a dressing room at JcPenny's, they weren't MINE, and the situation was DIRE. I had MAJOR itch-butt.

    As far as washing, I will say this, when you visited, remember how I kept bringing us another round of 'open' beers to the cave, after I would take a pee-pee? You want to know the answer, or leave it at that?

    Cheers,
    Sanitary Russ
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    I'm in the wash every time camp!
    What irritates me is in sum public johns the soap is nastier than my loaf.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    I don't wanna know, man, I don't wanna know....

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Everytime.

    After doing my bizznezz, I wash up.
    Then, use the paper towels to shut off the foset then to open the door, hold door with foot, throw towel in trash, exit from said room without touching a single thing from which you non-washers came.


    Dootie free Out~:D
    If...
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    Ron, I thought I was the only guy that did that???
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    See, with Ron here we have a good example of the over-washer. Towel to shut off the faucet, and open the door? A little extreme, which is ok. I give the doors a good kick, or shoulder/elbow push.

    I still say I'm safer dealing with my own choad than that of the general populous.

    (Do you make your own 'seat' out of toliet paper Ron?, or just 'hover' in place to drop payload?)

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited June 2002
    You guys must work at some filthy places, or you are talking about general public restrooms like at rest stops or corner stores. The mensrooms here at my office are cleaned two or three times a day.

    Of maybe you are all just anal about everything, not just audio. :P
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Russ, I ALWAYS use an ****-gasket. Never hover because of splash down and back splatter. I also float landing pad made from TP for a soft landing to avoid the above. One can never be too cautious when dealing with the general public.


    Sanitation Man Out~:D
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,411
    edited June 2002
    I do as Ron does in public places, but..

    after you do all that, go order a meal, get it, THEN pick up the salt, pepper, ketchup bottle and such.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Sorry, use a napkin there too. I also wear a face mask when ever in public, you know like my buddy Micahel. I do where black gloves though, white is just sooooo cleaning lady.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited June 2002
    Hey Ron, I've got an awesome adult sized bubble if you are interested. Sounds like it would be just the thing for you. It does air filtration. It even has booties, gloves, and a built in jimmy hat.

    Only $999,999!
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  • Steve@3dai
    Steve@3dai Posts: 983
    edited June 2002
    ****-gasket

    you guys crack me up! hahahahaha

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Aaron, I'll buy if your bubble if it can handle the internal pressure when I climb inside and fill it with beer and Winona Ryder.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited June 2002
    Originally posted by Ron-P
    Aaron, I'll buy if your bubble if it can handle the internal pressure when I climb inside and fill it with beer and Winona Ryder.

    You'd have to coax her out of my bedroom first.......
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    O-V-E-R R-A-T-E-D

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Yeah we know Russ, sorry it's not William Ryder for ya.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Hey, I'm not the one receiving HOMO propositions at work there 'Ronny'.......

    Cheers,
    Heterosexual Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    Jealously will get you no where, Russy.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited June 2002
    Men shouldn't schlitz in public. If you plan your day accordingly, you can avoid it. Learn how to schedule.

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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited June 2002
    http://www.usabidet.com/details.htm

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  • phuz
    phuz Posts: 2,372
    edited June 2002
    Originally posted by pensacola
    http://www.usabidet.com/details.htm

    Please explain to me how that's going to clean your brown eye better than TP? I mean we all have had our days where not even a pressure washer would do the job, much less a sprinkle of water. Then what? Drip dry?
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited June 2002
    wynona rider wynona too........................:lol:
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited June 2002
    >>Please explain to me how that's going to clean your...


    You mean that's for CLEANING?!
    I just thought it was for titillating pleasure.
    Damn, I feel stupid... (at least I figured out it wasn't a drinking fountain).

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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    Damn! The water always has been so COLD. You sayin I can't drink it anymore?
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited June 2002
    "My wife says that ‘her’ USABIDET will be the first thing to be replaced if our house burns. Nver mind the fact that i bought it for me."
    *speechless*
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited June 2002
    Has anyone had the pleasure of using the postage stamp size TP found in MRE's?!

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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    Pensacola, Thats why I went to college:)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited June 2002
    MRE's are great. There like the adult grab-bag. I take them camping all the time.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited June 2002
    I always liked the dehydrated strawberry shortcake.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    BBQ pork and rice, spaghetti, and dehydrated pears.....

    the pound cake isn't bad either...


    BDT
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