What's wrong with this picture ?

cnjvh

Is that a Bose speaker up there on the wall?

ND13

maybe it's the spray-on/rub-on tan she's been using???

PolkThug

The **** dancer boy has a ring on his left ring finger?

Holydoc

Either there is a commotion off to the side or there are a much better set of dancers elsewhere since no one is watching our star dancers.

TheReaper

My son (ballroom dance instructor) finally came home from vacation, here are his opinions:

- they are dancing the paso doble, dance of the bull fighter (him) and his cape (her)
- her feet are in the proper position (he is throwing/pushing his cape down)
- his right foot slightly back, toes should be even
- the hall is supposed to be lit from all around so you never see a dark side of a person

millerman 3732

when the hell is he going to tell us?............damn it....J/K

mrbigbluelight

Demiurge wrote:

There's no EXIT sign above the door. I'm pretty sure that's code that all exits in a gymnasium need to be clearly marked. That's just a W.A.G. though.

That's correct on the unscored card and, because it was such a mighty fine guess, there will be co-prizes on this quiz !

BTW, in conjunction with the required EXIT sign (and this won't count against you), each event must be sponsored and have a listed contact person who is responsible for seeing that people do not congregate around said fire exits.


Before going on to the winner of the main thing wrong with the picture:

First: A few posters had guesses that were factually correct. However, because we were looking for answers that specifically addressed the picture, not merely reflected universal truths, I'm afraid the judges have ruled their answers as incorrect.

PolkThug wrote:

**** guys get all the hot chicks?

Cfrizz wrote:

Her insane heels are going to break her neck one of these days!

PolkThug wrote:

The **** dancer boy has a ring on his left ring finger?

Sorry, but the judges have ruled.


Another poster provided an answer that I thought was correct:

TheReaper wrote:

My son (ballroom dance instructor) finally came home from vacation, here are his opinions:
- they are dancing the paso doble, dance of the bull fighter (him) and his cape (her)
- her feet are in the proper position (he is throwing/pushing his cape down)
- his right foot slightly back, toes should be even
- the hall is supposed to be lit from all around so you never see a dark side of a person

Our expert judge does commend the precise nature of your answer and says that your son is correct for either the "European" or "Mediterranean" style of the paso doble.
However, our expert judge says that it is evident they are dancing the paso doble in the "Ozark" style which does allow for the right foot to be slightly back.
( Your son may have been confused by the fact that they were not wearing "Clogs" which are prevalent in this style, but not required.)
Also, the "Ozark" style has accepted uneven lighting for decades due to the more natural effect provided by kerosene lamps.

SEE THE NEXT POST FOR THE MAIN WINNER OF 'What's Wrong with this Picture ?"

mrbigbluelight

Polkster Cnjvh !!!

Cnjvh wrote:

Is that a Bose speaker up there on the wall?

Congratulations, Cnjvh !

As you correctly noted, there's not a dam Polk speaker in sight !!

While Polk is thought of as mainly leaders in home and car audio, it is well known that Polk also excels in the commercial field when it comes to the presentation of the paso doble, whether European, Mediterranean, or Ozark style (although not some much in the Ozark style).
That was pretty obvious, wasn't it ?

So, for the presentation of the prize (to be shared by Demiurge and Cnjvh),
next post please !

brettw22

no more participation for me in these threads from blue..........in fact, Im half tempted to propose a rejected membership pass for him.......

mrbigbluelight

And now for your prize !

Danger Boy almost gave away the contest prize with Post #16.
Luckily, most viewers were still reeling from Brettw22's Post #10, so it went unnoticed.

So.......here she is, exclusively yours to share, Demiurge and Cnjvh, a little lady Danger Boy likes to call,

Lil' Sheeba !!

LilSheeba.gif

So, congratulations, Gentlemen and enjoy the fruits of your labor !!
And for all the other entrants, your participation was welcome and I can safely say we all look forward to the next photo contest !!!




(okay, hurry up and get into the bomb shelter boys, we can expect some heavy incoming !! ...
.....whaddya mean you lost the key !!!! ...... aw, shiiiii....quick ! Get under the beds and we'll pretend we're not here !...)

TheReaper

mrbigbluelight wrote:

BTW, in conjunction with the required EXIT sign (and this won't count against you), each event must be sponsored and have a listed contact person who is responsible for seeing that people do not congregate around said fire exits.

It is obvious by the uneasy stance of the females, that is an entrance to the restrooms, and therefore wouldn't have an exit sign.

Also, be glad you aren't the poor schmuck whose wife is making him wait on line with her.

Demiurge

Sweet, a sheep. :cool:

cnjvh

I should feel good but i just feel sheepish...

I will forfeit my prize as punishment for that joke BTW.

SCompRacer

mrbigbluelight wrote:

BTW, in conjunction with the required EXIT sign....

A technicality sir, wouldn't the sign say Ausgang over there?:D

Instead of Lil Sheeba, I think the winners deserve this deluxe beer can holder.

cnjvh

SCompRacer wrote:

A technicality sir, wouldn't the sign say Ausgang over there?:D

Instead of Lil Sheeba, I think the winners deserve this deluxe beer can holder.

Oh, is this a new contest? OK,everyone...what's wrong with THIS picture??

halo

there is a grey bar covering the best part(s)!