Could this be someone on the fourm?

shack
shack Posts: 11,154
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited July 2006
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited July 2006
    Oooooh! Better delete it before you know who finds it.
    Carl

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    Ha! That's a good one...now let's see....you are in Tennessee. Is that right?:p
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  • organ
    organ Posts: 4,969
    edited July 2006
    LMAO:D That's funny as hell.
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited July 2006
    hehehe - that's good stuff! :D
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  • Holydoc
    Holydoc Posts: 1,048
    edited July 2006
    wingnut4772 wrote:
    Ha! That's a good one...now let's see....you are in Tennessee. Is that right?:p

    Too funny. Get him Darla!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    We tell cop jokes all the time and let me tell you ...I hear my fair share of blonde jokes:D . Gotta have a sense of humor because life is too short.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2006
    wingnut4772 wrote:
    Ha! That's a good one...now let's see....you are in Tennessee. Is that right?:p

    Yes I am. Been a hillbilly all my life....Proud of it too! :D
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  • Holydoc
    Holydoc Posts: 1,048
    edited July 2006
    shack wrote:
    Yes I am. Been a hillbilly all my life....Proud of it too! :D

    Well you can at least get him on possession and selling of Moonshine. BTW...if you need help confiscating the moonshine or if Shack needs help hiding it, I am there for the both of you. Always there for a fellow Polkie.
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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited July 2006
    shack wrote:
    Yes I am. Been a hillbilly all my life....Proud of it too! :D

    Heck Yes!!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2006
    Too Funny! ROFLMAO:D
    Holydoc wrote:
    Well you can at least get him on possession and selling of Moonshine. BTW...if you need help confiscating the moonshine or if Shack needs help hiding it, I am there for the both of you. Always there for a fellow Polkie.
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  • masanz1
    masanz1 Posts: 511
    edited July 2006
    very funny..thx for the laugh
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    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited July 2006
    Good One.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    Hold on a sec..on the phone with some pals of mine in Tennessee.....













    :p
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2006
    Ugh oh!!!! WAAAA!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2006
    As bad as Florida Cops are, the hillbilly one's here in Tennessee are even worse. They make Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane look like the FBI. I'm not worried. Besides...the Sheriff is a friend of mine. ;)
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    shack wrote:
    As bad as Florida Cops are the hillbilly one's here in Tennessee are even worse. They make Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane look like the FBI. I'm not worried. Besides the Sheriff is a friend of mine. ;)


    Who says they are cops? Mwah ha ha !:D
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2006
    In East TN....who can tell the difference?
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    shack wrote:
    In East TN....who can tell the difference?




    HA!!! Good One.
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  • hexon
    hexon Posts: 38
    edited July 2006
    What part of east TN are you from Shack? Oh, and btw moonshine tastes like mouthwash...ugg. (not that I have tried moonshine, since it is illegal.....whahahahaha!)
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