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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    head back to the land of SeePee where he knew he could find the girl of his dreams. But once back home he realized everyone there knew him and he would never....
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    be able to get away with impersonating...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2006
    Chuck Norris
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    an officer of the law, so he decided to become a drag queen!! something he was sure he could pull off in the land of seepee... so he hopped, skipped and jumped his way back to ............
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  • Polk65
    Polk65 Posts: 1,405
    edited April 2006
    Australia where he joined a campy desert caravan and toured for several months singing "I will survive".

    Then one day the sparkle in the eye of a lovely lady made him think of...
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    the fourth of July...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    on the 5th of May...........
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    when he saw the 666 on the back of her neck.
    "Should I?" He thought, why yes I should.....
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    ... turn her upside down removing the curse."
    (to perk this thread up, we're now posting in verse)

    "Thanks you! 999's a better number," she said, "but now all my blood has rushed to my..."
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    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    nether regions and im all purple and bloated!! Kris said well let me see what i can do to......
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    used his training to insert a tube into her relieving the bloating, but the gas.........
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    wouldn't pass out of the lass...

    "I'm a Lady," she said, "and ladies don't do that. I'd rather be dead than..."
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    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    be relieved of my bloating in such a way as to
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    simulate penetration
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    Because I am a woman and we are totally against that, unless its with a stranger of course... so Kris decided to ditch this broad and head down to easy street where the beer flows free and the ........
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    and so do the women
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    he grabbed a large drink on a rope, hung it around his neck, and ordered up two shots of cheap whiskey.
    He then headed out to the street where...
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    stripped down to his drink on a rope and yelled....
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    I AM THE KING OF SEE PEE AND YOU ALL WILL BOW TO ME IN A SHOW OF SUBSERVIENCE.
    This was of course met with a responce he had not considered.
    Instead of bowing, all the people....
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    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    laughed and giggled at his tiny....
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    hands, so they all pulled out hand guns and shot him at point blank range.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    But when the bullets bounced off him they decided....
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    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    To cut him with katanas, and they plunged deep into his flesh.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    after he takes a long pull of his roped drink and they all breakout in laughter as the liquid ooozes from the many holes he has received.
    This concerns him as he really wanted to feel the buzz from his libation and now it just seems wasted.
    In a fit of rage he claims....
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    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    he's really Tony Montana and introduces them to his little friend
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    but when he whips out his little friend all he hears is laughter, a little confused he looks down and realizes he accidentally whipped out...
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    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    His bullet proof vest, but then realized he was drunk and already bullet proof so he decided to .......
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    LsiC center
    LSIfx surround backs
    Lsi7 side surrounds
    SVS pb12/plus2

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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    dance the macarena (sp?)

    Now everyone is rolling on the floor laughing and he is clue less as to why.
    In a last ditch attempt to rectify the situation he....
    Skynut
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    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

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