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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    foolishly bought more grog. Kris said, "I thought..."
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,197
    edited April 2006
    "Those were SDA's, I guess I have a lot to learn", as he took another swig of grog...
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    which had been cursed by a rogue Urologist.........
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    and we all broke out in horrible yeast infections, this was really not cool for the fellas who had never before had a yeast infection.
    Fortunatly Dr. Kevorkian was there and he prescribed...
    Skynut
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    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
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    Sur FX1000
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited April 2006
    Lethal injections for everyone until...
    Marantz AV-7705 PrePro, Classé 5 channel 200wpc Amp, Oppo 103 BluRay, Rotel RCD-1072 CDP, Sony XBR-49X800E TV, Polk S60 Main Speakers, Polk ES30 Center Channel, Polk S15 Surround Speakers SVS SB12-NSD x2
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    the rogue Urologist offered to remove the curse...
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited April 2006
    for the fee of,,,,,
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited April 2006
    1 gazillion million billion dollars, and then bought every tube on the planet but then asked himself, what should i do with all these.....
    MY HT RIG:
    Sherwood p-965
    Sherwood sd871 dvd
    Rotel 1075 amp x5
    LSI15 mains
    LsiC center
    LSIfx surround backs
    Lsi7 side surrounds
    SVS pb12/plus2

    2 Channel Rig:

    nad 1020 Pre-amp
    Rotel 1080 stereo amp
    Polk sda 2B
    kenwood grunt Tuner
    realistic lab 450 TT
    Signal cable IC
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    when in walked Frizz..........
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited April 2006
    ...."Of course!!" he exclaimed, as he pulled up his pants and his dog went back to cleaning his own crotch....."I will sell them on Club Polk!".
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    Then he said "When I am done I will look for sweet deals on stuff," because even with all the money in the world he was still one cheap, whiny, ****.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    he could hardly believe that right here in the fm he found the most incredible find, something so rare he could hardly believe his eyes.
    I have just got to have this he said to himself. It is a perfect example of....
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited April 2006
    Padded toilet seat covers.....with cracked vinyl.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    since he loves the feel of cracked vinyl on his butt he decides to pm the seller.
    The response he gets is not what he expected.
    This is what it read....
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    My Monkey is trained to.................
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    spank itself until...
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,507
    edited April 2006
    the pressure builds to orgasmic levels and...
    Salk SoundScape 8's * Audio Research Reference 3 * Bottlehead Eros Phono * Park's Audio Budgie SUT * Krell KSA-250 * Harmonic Technology Pro 9+ * Signature Series Sonore Music Server w/Deux PS * Roon * Gustard R26 DAC / Singxer SU-6 DDC * Heavy Plinth Lenco L75 Idler Drive * AA MG-1 Linear Air Bearing Arm * AT33PTG/II & Denon 103R * Richard Gray 600S * NHT B-12d subs * GIK Acoustic Treatments * Sennheiser HD650 *
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  • masanz1
    masanz1 Posts: 511
    edited April 2006
    then it's mom walks in and
    Matthew
    Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason


    HT

    Yamaha RX-V2500
    CS400-Center
    SDA 1A-Mains
    RT20-Surround
    None right now-Rears
    SVS 20-39PCi
    Infocus IN72
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  • starchaser
    starchaser Posts: 354
    edited April 2006
    smiles...
    "There's a lot of places driving up and down I-95 that smell like ****" F1Nut
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited April 2006
    She sees this monkey is changing............
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited April 2006
    Into the speedos he bought back when he was in junior league.
    Then he proceeded to.........
    SRT For Life; SDA Forever!

    The SRT SEISMIC System:
    Four main satellite speakers, six powered subs, two dedicated for LFE channel, two center speakers for over/under screen placement and three Control Centers. Amaze your friends, terrorize your neighbors, seize the audio bragging rights for your state. Go ahead, buy it; you only go around once.
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2006
    peel a nice, long banana... all the while, wishing to himself
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited April 2006
    That mother had not seen that and wished it was that girl vida from the tasteful thread that ......
    SRT For Life; SDA Forever!

    The SRT SEISMIC System:
    Four main satellite speakers, six powered subs, two dedicated for LFE channel, two center speakers for over/under screen placement and three Control Centers. Amaze your friends, terrorize your neighbors, seize the audio bragging rights for your state. Go ahead, buy it; you only go around once.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited April 2006
    enjoyed having warm lotion applied to her body as she made purring sounds while her shadow danced in the candleight,, he began to,,,,
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2006
    slowly at first, then with increasing speed, morph into Kris
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    and wonder what was all over his hands.
    With total disgust he proceeds lick himself clean.
    Once satisfied with his cleanliness he heads downstairs for a snack to wash the fowl taste from his mouth.
    He is supprised to see...
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    Macho Man Randy Savage doing a flying elbow off the top of....
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    a pair of krell monoblocks.
    Randy savage is flying towards his intended target.....


    The bose speakers connected to the monoblocks.

    "Of all the nerve" Randy says as he dusts himself off. "who would hook bose up to krells?"

    He turns to Kris and says...
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2006
    "Ooooh Yeaaaaaaahhhh! I'm goona snap you like a Slim Jim!"

    Kris said...
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    "Wouldn't you rather that I wax your..."
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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