The Death Psychic

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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited April 2006
    Dennis - Brad Pitt bludgeons you to death after finding out that you have been the secret sex slave of both Angelina and Jennifer for the last five years.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited April 2006
    Andrew- A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

    WTF?!? And all I wanted was a case of drowning.
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  • POLKOHOLIC
    POLKOHOLIC Posts: 407
    edited April 2006
    Fireman32 wrote:
    Dave--While walking down the street a piece of a fedex plane falls from the sky and hits you in the head killing you. Almost happened

    but you were actually on the plane and it crashed on a deserted island leaving you to be found years later floating away on a self-made raft and talking to wilson balls?
  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited April 2006
    Josh -- Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.
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  • dylan
    dylan Posts: 453
    edited April 2006
    Well, I guess its out of my control...

    You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.
  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2006
    Bruce: You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

    Guess I need to lay off of the Indian cuisine...
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  • capecodder
    capecodder Posts: 613
    edited April 2006
    I didn't understand what the hell this was till I hit the intro link. Still don't get it but...

    Ted- While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2006
    You dont' get it? It's a humorous faux-prediction of your death. If that's too complicated, here's a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    I can't find the ball....never mind there's a squirrel...:D
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited April 2006
    Michael,
    You slip in the shower and hit your head. You die from being broiled by the 110 degree water for several hours. But hey, at least you're clean!