The Death Psychic

dorokusai
dorokusai Posts: 25,577
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
The Death Psychic

Mark - While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2006
    Bob - A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2006
    Ron-While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,044
    edited April 2006
    JF-You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,044
    edited April 2006
    sorry dbl post
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2006
    Russ - While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • DAGLJAM6
    DAGLJAM6 Posts: 635
    edited April 2006
    David-While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.

    I knew it, dammit!
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    Skynut While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.



    4 out of 5 users agree: TheDeathPsychic.com is more fun than actually dying!
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2006
    Sky While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2006
    David - While attempting to receive sweet love from your wife, she bites it off and you bleed a slow and painful death.

    Wow. What a way to go :)
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
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    RTi12's - front
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2006
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.

    Could be worse i suppose :)
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • neomagus00
    neomagus00 Posts: 3,899
    edited April 2006
    neomagus00 - You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.
    It's not good, very fundamentally simply not good. - geolemon

    "Its not good enough until we have real-time fearmongering. I want my fear mongered as it happens." - Shizelbs
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited April 2006
    After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited April 2006
    Dave--While walking down the street a piece of a fedex plane falls from the sky and hits you in the head killing you. Almost happened
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited April 2006
    While enjoying a roller coaster ride,it malfunctions,and I fall a few hundred feet to my death---now thats what I call a Ride:)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited April 2006
    Michael - 18:
    While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

    audiobliss - 18:
    While hanging Christmas lights, you slip on an icy patch and fall from your roof, plummeting to the concrete below. You break your neck and die instantly.

    I'm sure that one meant to say I was wiring up a holiday audio system on the front porch for a party. :p
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    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited April 2006
    While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
    No excuses!
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited April 2006
    Fireman32 wrote:
    Dave--While walking down the street a piece of a fedex plane falls from the sky and hits you in the head killing you. Almost happened


    the FED EX plane at Newark? I remember that one

    you guys go to that job?
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    Schiit SYS Passive Pre. Jolida CD player. Songbird streamer. California Audio Labs Sigma II DAC, DIY 300as1/a1 Ice modules Class D amp. LSi15 with MM842 woofer upgrade, Nordost Blue Heaven and Unity interconnects.

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    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

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  • HiPerf360
    HiPerf360 Posts: 436
    edited April 2006
    While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.



    DAMN!!! It started good, but whent down hill quickly.
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited April 2006
    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

    cool!
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited April 2006
    Dave--- while filling you car up at the gas station somone tosses a lit cigarate causing the fumes to ignite and you burn to death.

    Lou no that incident happened last week in nutly
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited April 2006
    Thomas - A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited April 2006
    Ok, now some of these are just plain crazy, if not completely impossible. Sure, I can see chomping down on a razor blade and stabbing the roof of your mouth with it. But after that I think I'd stop chewing and spit out all my food. How many times am I going to bite on that razor before I figure it out and quite chewing? :confused:
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
    In Use
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    Pioneer Elite VSX-52, Parasound HCA-1000A
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    Epson 8700UB
    In Storage
    [Home Audio]
    Rotel RCD-02, Yamaha KX-W900U, Sony ST-S500ES, Denon DP-7F
    Pro-Ject Phono Box MKII, Parasound P/HP-850, ASL Wave 20 monoblocks
    Klipsch RF-35, RB-51ii
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    Pioneer Premier DEH-P860MP, Memphis 16-MCA3004, Boston Acoustic RC520
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited April 2006
    Shelby - While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.
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  • millerman 3732
    millerman 3732 Posts: 1,488
    edited April 2006
    casey- while in a batting cage you are struck by a ball in the chest and go into cardiac arrest and die with in minutes
    Casey
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,243
    edited April 2006
    Wesley-While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.

    WTF?
    Link: http://polkarmy.com/forums

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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited April 2006
    Mark finally done in from the lack of pants?? :eek:


    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
    I always figured I'd get killed by a crazy hoe.
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited April 2006
    Danny - While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited April 2006
    Anthony -

    A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull..


    Effin' cool...
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited April 2006
    I'll be beaten to death by a disgruntled baseball player, with his bat.
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • TheReaper
    TheReaper Posts: 636
    edited April 2006
    No pregnancy detected (going for a retest). Oops wrong site (Free Online Pregnancy Test). :o

    You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull. :(
    Win7 Media Center -> Onkyo TXSR702 -> Polk Rti70
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