Prenuptial Agreement Anyone?

Demiurge
Demiurge Posts: 10,874
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I hope someone makes this guy their **** in the ole poke.

'Wifey Expectations' from one controling ****...
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    UNF%CKING BELIEVEABLE!!!!

    This guy is a from the Dark Ages!!!
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited February 2006
    Just another Iowa boy who obviously took in a few too many fumes coming out of the silo! Just wait until he bends down in the shower to pick up his soap, someone will present him with a whole new set of rules ;)
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited February 2006
    What an idiot. She's an idiot too for sticking around after this little "warning flag".
    Never Forget
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited February 2006
    what a dick
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited February 2006
    I'm with PT...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited February 2006
    here's a game, how many times is the "vaginal slit" referenced to in this document? each correct answer will earn 3 GBD days LOL :D
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited February 2006
    hey, at least there are quarterly negotiation :)

    just read this document front to back with the wifey next to me, we were both in near hysterics. This is almost like a joke.
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  • nebborjk
    nebborjk Posts: 425
    edited February 2006
    That is beyond sad.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited February 2006
    Where was this guy when I was writing my pre-nupts?
    Just kidding mine are way better.
    ok just kidding.
    There are some real warning signs here.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited February 2006
    Was this guy brain damaged in a farm mishap of some type ? Inhaling tractor exhaust fumes might have knocked off a few brain cells :rolleyes:
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  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
    edited February 2006
    At least she's allowed to cuddle with him from 11pm to 7am without and expectations.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,341
    edited February 2006
    A real A-hole!
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,221
    edited February 2006
    Just when you think humans have evolved..............you read something like this. Very sad.

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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited February 2006
    Ya gotta give the guy credit for knowing what he likes:rolleyes: ...........too many couples go into it blind. I think his expectaions are laid out pretty clear.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2006
    There's liking things and then there is being a self absorbed, selfish, controlling ****.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited February 2006
    I'm gonna catch hell here, but does anyone throw some blame on the wife. I am assuming this was presented pre marriage. the woman still married this guy? She apparently didnt see the robot from lost in space saying "DANGER WILL ROBINSON...DANGER!!!!!!"

    did she read this and say, "oh, well this is quite reasonable"? WTF hapenned here? what could this guy have done to get the bride to call things off if this agreement didnt. perhaps if he prominently displayed a shovel...and a bag of lime, while subtly mouthing the words "your DEAD" during dinner?

    I dont know
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2006
    TONS of blame on her, she's rock dumb for getting involved. There's always 2 people to blame in a relationship that continues on to marriage when you know that's what you're getting into. I mean, c'mon. They're both whacked out, she needs therapy and he might need a bullet.
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  • polksda
    polksda Posts: 716
    edited February 2006
    I'm wondering if it isn't urban myth or a hoax... it's just *too* far off the deepe end. Also, excluding arranged marriage, what sort of dumb bimbo would marry him? (Someone with deep submissive fetish I suppose)
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2006
    I'm leaning towards that being a hoax. Please let that be a hoax.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2006
    Besides, which court of law does this guy expect to uphold the contract?
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2006
    It's posted at KETV, Omaha, NE, with a short video about the case.
    http://www.ketv.com/newsarchive/6783868/detail.html
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited February 2006
    I printed one of those out, handed it to my wife....she scratched out her name, added mine and made ME sign it. The plan completely backfired.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited February 2006
    Well not that I have any experience with this, but you guys are aware that couples play and or LIVE by a master - slave way of life, you know a dominating role and a submissive role. There are contracts the "slave" sign and the whole nine yards, this looks like a home grown version of an agreement, but the jist is the same.

    Try a little of HBO's show "Real Sex", and you won't be so shocked to find out there is a whole different world out out there.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited February 2006
    good point, just might have been the type of sh$t they were both into.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited February 2006
    dorokusai wrote:
    I printed one of those out, handed it to my wife....she scratched out her name, added mine and made ME sign it. The plan completely backfired.

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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited February 2006
    This happened right across the river from Omaha in Council Bluffs, aka Counciltucky. The town is a carry over from the Omaha metro area into Iowa - it has a reputation of being a seedy kind of town. They have the casinos so Nebraskans can go gamble legally. ;)
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited February 2006
    Nick Lachey certainly knows a thing or two about prenups.

    It's ironic that Nick wanted HER to sign a prenup (back when he was the richer of the two), but SHE refused on the grounds that it showed a lack of trust in your mate. Yeah right... that is just like saying you only purchase auto insurance because you don't trust the driving ability of others, and you know an accident is going to happen.

    http://att.eonline.com/Gossip/Tab/Archive2006/060224.html :

    "When it comes to divorce, timing is everything. Or if not everything, at the very least $425,000. According to Us Weekly, that's the amount Nick Lachey stands to garner if his separation from wife Jessica Simpson began Dec. 13, when she moved out, rather than Nov. 23, when she reported they split. The difference? Under California law, Nick can lay claim to half of the $850,000 she got from a Dec. 5 concert in Cincinnati if a judge agrees with his bustup timeline. He says he was trying to make the relationship work. Or maybe he was just doing the math. That's only one of the nasty breakup McNuggets in the magazine's cover story (and similar stories in People and Star). Jessica is reportedly fuming that Nick's recent divorce filing reserves the right to request spousal support. And Nick is also seeking a bling exemption so his "miscellaneous jewelry" is considered "separate property." All in all, Nick stands to get half of what Jessica earned in their three years together (she made an estimated $35 million in 2005 alone). This is probably one halftime show Jessica could do without."
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2006
    Shizelbs wrote:
    Besides, which court of law does this guy expect to uphold the contract?
    The Peoples Court!! Can you imagine seeing those two on the tube!?!?
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