Just in case I don't post anymore...

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
...you all will know what happened.

Bruce (Tour2ma) is scheduled to show in the next 20 minutes, for massive amounts of drinking and tuneage. If he brings his De-Lite or Micheal Jackson cd's, I'll be headed up the river for 1st degree murder. Just FYI.

If he moves my speakers around, I'll stop at aggrevated assualt.

Pray for me, and him.

Cheers,
Russ

**all Polkies awaiting shipment of goods, everything will leave tomorrow**
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2006
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    ... If he brings his De-Lite or Micheal Jackson cd's, I'll be headed up the river for 1st degree murder. Just FYI.
    Don't kill him until he picks up these 11s!!

    As DisneyJoe would say, "Have fun Duds!" :p
  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited January 2006
    There are some instances where prayers just aren't enough.....


    This is worse!


    You're going to make a sweet prison baby....
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited January 2006
    I just wish I was there as witness.....

    Have FUN!!! (as if someone had to say that :rolleyes: )
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited January 2006
    Put up a web cam.
    We wana watch.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited January 2006
    He will not be able to stop short of moving the speaks, so that gets you aggravated, just use your fists so you dont get a real bad enhancement for violence with a weapon. When they send you up the river let me know, try to do a federal crime since I have alot more buds who are feds. But you aint Martha Stewart so forget about a camp, I really cant promise anything, except, three hots and a bunk, one wool blankie, once the lights go off and the door gets locked who knows. I dont know maybe I could call the Unit Manager and get you a nice cellie. :eek:

    Anyway, I will send you some mags and a box of chocaltes.

    Can I have your stuff while your "away". :cool:

    RT1
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2006
    Yes, Ted, I will deem you executor of my estate, to divy up my audio goodies to deserving polkies.

    Why executor? On second thought, they will never take me alive. Look for the chase on CNN, if I can't get away, all that will be left is a big, smoking crater in the ground, with a greasy spot in the middle formally known as Russ.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited January 2006
    Have fun guys....just remember Groove is in the Heart and Beat It, Just Beat It :D

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2006
    ****' A

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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2006
    Why wait open up the door and let loose. Hit him in the arm pit for me.Don't stop untill he is dead or you can't move.

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    ROFL

    Y'all play nice, now! lol
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited January 2006
    Sounds like a fun filled evening! Make sure you play all the Michael Jackson stuff two or three times. There is a lot of detail you can miss the first few times. Oh what a wonderful time you two will have. I'm getting giddy just thinking about it!
    madmax
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2006
    can't wait to see this tonight:>)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2006
    Get your glove on.

    mj-white-glove.jpg
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,678
    edited January 2006
    I feel your pain Russ, I truly do.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2006
    Bruce rolls into your home like a whirling dervish...before you know it, your rig is all mixed up and the speakers are turned backwards.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited January 2006
    I can just see this. ****, with all the speakers you got for him to eff with, he'll be tuckered out, along with you scurrying behind him. I can just see you two spoonin' up on the floor now...

    It'd be good practice for when you hit the "joint".
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited January 2006
    You never touch another man's speakers, that's just wrong.
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited January 2006
    first gear
    second geeaaarrrr,
    oh **** then it was like I hit third geeaaarrr MAN
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2006
    Took him to meet Gary and Uncle Charlie, and made him lug a CLEAN Fisher stereo tube console home with us, he hasn't touched anything speaker wise so far, I may be in the clear.

    I AM tuggin' Beam though.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2006
    Isn't "Beam" what Bruce calls his willy? I'm not surprised.

    Steve, it IS wrong to touch another guys speakers. Dead wrong.
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited January 2006
    why do I have a feeling one of you will test the limits of your health coverage :D

    value your livers gentleman! :D
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited January 2006
    Is Bruce dead yet? Just wondering. I need closure.
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    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited January 2006
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :D

    madmax wrote:
    Is Bruce dead yet? Just wondering. I need closure.
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,509
    edited January 2006
    madmax wrote:
    Make sure you play all the Michael Jackson stuff two or three times.

    Hell yeah. Get the video cam, lets see Russ's dance moves for Thriller. :D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2006
    Tour has gotten so cool it's unbelievable... I ... I mean he,,, brought the ARC Angels, Cowboy Junlies and all kinds of cool ****... The dude just rocks...

    Cheers,
    Tou... I nean Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited January 2006
    SCompRacer wrote:
    Hell yeah. Get the video cam, lets see Russ's dance moves for Thriller. :D

    Oh man, the images! I keep seeing Russ and Bruce learning the moon walk in unison outside Russes house. Priceless! I can hear Russ's neighbors now " Uh, Russ, uh, the Michael Jackson thing was real interesting last night. Maybe you (and your friend) should look into the drinking problem thing??" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    madmax
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited January 2006
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    Tour has gotten so cool it's unbelievable... I ... I mean he,,, brought the ARC Angels, Cowboy Junlies and all kinds of cool ****... The dude just rocks...

    Cheers,
    Tou... I nean Russ

    Tou, I love you man... Russe, I lobe you to man. No man, you the grates, no man, yo r...

    double Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited January 2006
    Could just get one of those electrocuting dog collars that activate when you go outside the fence. Just fence off the rack and speakers ;)

    Who was it that had the "experiance" with a naked amp? If it was him it sure would bring back some memories.
  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2006
    Bruce learned that you should go messing with the guts of my CJ PV7 pre with the power on.



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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited January 2006
    I don't think he'll ever manage to get people to forget about that one ;)