Micah, how can you say she looks better in "The Professional" ?

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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Wake up, dude.

    She's the queen, all right.

    I mean, just stare for a moment at those eyes.

    The QUEEN, man! (The queen a'my dreams!)

    MC

    Where you bin, dude? Help me out here.
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2001
    Bryan's post brings up a good point that seems to reenforce just what I was saying earlier: It's all about direction. I mean, thinking of the photographer as the director here, and how much more evocative and sexy and everything that second picture is, as opposed to the cheesy pic of her in the Princess Leia getup. No question: she's just sexy as hell in that facial shot. And she's sexy as Matilda, much sexier than anything she's done since. All depends on the direction.

    One time (at bandcamp), I was in some steenking rock club back home on Long Island, "Spit" or something, and my friend and I met this gaggle of giggly underagers, chicks who were like 16 but could easily have passed for drinking age, you know what I mean? One of them, I became aquaintances with, a girl by the name of Danielle. She had just one name, like Cher. "Danielle." She was a very hot chickie. And she looked a little like Natalie Portman: small, dark, big eyes, nice Julia Roberts mouth. We lost touch over the years... And, for your info, you nut cases, we never did what we SHOULDA done. She never gave in. (Remember I said, if I knew then what I know now... I'd have done some things more forcefully? Well, Danielle is one of those things.) Whenever I see Natalie's beautiful face, a part of me -- and not the part you're thinking of -- feels some regret for letting little Danielle slip away without at least... Well, ya know.

    :(

    MC
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2006
    *** bump ***

    Just reading some FUNNY Micah threads...
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,667
    edited February 2006
    Where is that Hobbit Pimp anyway?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2006
    Still hanging around Baltimore.....I get an email from time to time.

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2006
    I'll see him hanging out in the After Hours Lounge over at the HTF now and again. He's out there, watch out.
    If...
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    Lolita!!!!
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Man if there 1 thread worth resurecting it's a thread about Natalie Portman. Put Jewel, Natalie and myself on a desert island and I could live very happily ever after. She is just so gorgeous, although when "V for Vendetta" comes out it will be a change. It's good that she's also an outstanding actor and not just a pretty face.

    Where's Micah....her looks haven't hit the wall she looks marvelous. Although if I had my choice the hair needs to stay!

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    I put Natalie in the same class as Winona Ryder and Ashley Judd.

    http://winona.fan-sites.org/gallery/

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://outflux.net/images/collection/images/ryder-clean.jpg&imgrefurl=http://outflux.net/images/collection/images/&h=852&w=586&sz=73&tbnid=dAV1LP4PJGoJ:&tbnh=144&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwinona%2Bryder%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=2

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://members.cox.net/celebritybacks/Ashley%2520Judd/ashley%252520judd7.jpg&imgrefurl=http://members.cox.net/celebritybacks/galleries.html&h=808&w=606&sz=305&tbnid=cakknr4k9IUclM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=106&hl=en&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dashley%2Bjudd%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3DZ8D%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

    ashley%2520judd7.jpg
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    And how bout this one

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    Winona_Ryder_315.jpg
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2006
    http://winona.fan-sites.org/gallery/
    Noel, you're my new best friend. I'll see you guys sometime next week. Got some catch'n up to do.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    Here a nice one of Natalie

    portman.jpg

    natalie-portman-nude_010.jpg
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Good company to be in....indeed. :D:D:D
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Noel, knock it off.....It's taken me awhile to break my obsession with Nat and now you just got it going all over again. :p:p . Seriously, I may have to rent some of her movies this weekend.

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    And a true sign of natural beauty is when a woman looks gorgeous with no hair(on her head that is ;) )

    portman.jpg
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2006
    Get some hair and meat on that matchstick. BARF!
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2006
    Ashley played Marilyn?

    You can drop Jewel and add Ashley's oughta-be, half-sister, Charlize, to that island mix por moi. Even after seeing Monster...

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    More later,
    Tour...
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  • Sami
    Sami Posts: 4,634
    edited February 2006
    Micah Cohen wrote:
    her character turns that stupid movie into something deeper, something more ethereal.
    I agree. Both about this movie and the professional vs. now. She still makes me watch any movie but I don't think it is possible to top L
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2006
    winona038.jpg
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Here's a few.
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2006
    She's damn near anorexic and not all that hot, what's all the hub-bub? Go down to your local bar tonight and I guarantee a more beautiful woman will be there, and she might actually talk to you too.
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Demiurge wrote:
    She's damn near anorexic and not all that hot, what's all the hub-bub? Go down to your local bar tonight and I guarantee a more beautiful woman will be there, and she might actually talk to you too.

    When was the last time you tried to talk to Natalie? Or are you just generalizing because she's famous? Just busting your chops a bit :p:D . I see women out all the time who are just a good looking....that's not really the point.

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited February 2006
    There seems to be a trend, AGAIN, for the actresses, singers, and models to try and be super skinny. Look at what has happened to Jessica Simpson for example. Just a year or two ago, she was just about perfect, bodywise, and now she's way too skinny. Even the swimsuit models, which historically have been "full bodied" women, have gotten too thin. I don't care to see the breast plate or be able to roll a barrel between their thighs.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    ND13 wrote:
    There seems to be a trend, AGAIN, for the actresses, singers, and models to try and be super skinny. Look at what has happened to Jessica Simpson for example. Just a year or two ago, she was just about perfect, bodywise, and now she's way too skinny. Even the swimsuit models, which historically have been "full bodied" women, have gotten too thin. I don't care to see the breast plate or be able to roll a barrel between their thighs.

    Yep...that's the case. In defense to Nat she's been a vegitarian most of her life so she will always lack a bit of meat on her bones. I don't care for the trendy anorexic look either. There's a big difference between being fit and being gaunt. A little definition never hurts. Breast plate and barrel rolling, not attractive.

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2006
    heiney9 wrote:
    When was the last time you tried to talk to Natalie? Or are you just generalizing because she's famous? Just busting your chops a bit :p:D . I see women out all the time who are just a good looking....that's not really the point.

    H9

    :p

    Just saying, not sure what all the hype is about over her (or most celebs). She looks like a young boy with mosquito bites when her hair is shaved off. :eek:

    I had a GF with the body type of Nat-Port and....well, nevermind. ;)
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited February 2006
    Not work safe:

    http://www.nipslip.com/natalie-portman-nipple-slip.htm
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,198
    edited February 2006
    Josh wrote:
    Not work safe:

    http://www.nipslip.com/natalie-portman-nipple-slip.htm

    There are a whole series of those shots....they are authentic. Most are a bit better than the one in the link. I believe that was the first and last time she sun bathed topless. She commented on it quite a few years ago and couldn't believe the big deal that was being made.

    She's such an exhibitionist :D:p:)

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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