Jessica Simpson!

cmy330go
cmy330go Posts: 2,341
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Saw this on IMDB and it cracked me up, so I thought I'd share.

Not her best work! :eek:
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited November 2005
    I don't know what Nick sees in her.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited November 2005
    She looks like a clown now. And she needs to put some of her weight back on, she's beginning to look anarexic(sp?) At one time, I sort of respected her for being the "Good Girl", but this last year or so, Hollywood has really skanked her up.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2005
    Um, I think I have an idea...

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  • gwh
    gwh Posts: 1,451
    edited November 2005
    Hmmmm???
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited November 2005
    ND13 wrote:
    She looks like a clown now. And she needs to put some of her weight back on, she's beginning to look anarexic(sp?) .


    I'll second that. I guess we're not the type of guys who find well defind breast plates sexy :rolleyes: god damn it woman, eat some pasta!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited November 2005
    ohskigod wrote:
    I'll second that. I guess we're not the type of guys who find well defind breast plates sexy :rolleyes: god damn it woman, eat some pasta!

    BINGO!!!! I like well proportioned women with a little meat on the bones. Not fat, but full figured. Jessica used to be just like that.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2005
    ok, who took the picture when she saw how big my manhood is?
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  • cmy330go
    cmy330go Posts: 2,341
    edited November 2005
    exalted512 wrote:
    ok, who took the picture when she saw how big my manhood is?
    -Cody

    You're killin' me Smalls!!! :D :rolleyes:
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited November 2005
    everyone takes a bad pic from time to time.

    Shes way hot man
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited November 2005
    Definitely attractive. She has lost a little too much weight, but the people saying they wouldn't bag her if they had the chance...c'mon! :p
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited November 2005
    cmy330go wrote:
    You're killin' me Smalls!!! :D :rolleyes:


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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited November 2005
    Demiurge wrote:
    Definitely attractive. She has lost a little too much weight, but the people saying they wouldn't bag her if they had the chance...c'mon! :p

    I don't know... she is attractive yes, but she's such a ditz...
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2005
    michael_w wrote:
    I don't know... she is attractive yes, but she's such a ditz...
    As I understand...the dumb blond routine is part of the persona. She is a pretty sharp and shrewd business woman from what I hear.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,773
    edited November 2005
    pay anyone enough money... and they'll be and do anything you want them to do or be.
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  • ND13
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    edited November 2005
    shack wrote:
    As I understand...the dumb blond routine is part of the persona. She is a pretty sharp and shrewd business woman from what I hear.

    Yep, she's no idiot.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    with breastessess (mispelled on purpose) like those, and gams like hers, who cares if she's an idiot or not. that is, unless we're talkin' marriage. but with breastessess (mispelled on purpose) like those and gams like hers, who cares if she's an idiot or not... ;)

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2005
    BIZILL wrote:
    who cares if she's an idiot or not... ;)
    An idiot will turn her "15 minutes of fame" into "15 minutes of party time" and end up doing guest shots on infomercials for the forseeable future....

    Something tells me JS might turn her "15 minutes of fame" into a lifetime cashcow....
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    dare i say it?........who cares if she's...breastesses...gams... oh, nevermind. u all get my stance.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited November 2005
    BIZILL wrote:
    dare i say it?........who cares if she's...breastesses...gams... oh, nevermind. u all get my stance.

    Exactly my point... just looks don't do it for me. She might be intelligent in person but the way she acts on tv is a real turn off.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    i was just horny and messin'. you are correct. i've always told everyone about how dumb she is really makes you wanna shut her up. when that ever happens, i just change channels.

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2005
    Bizill may have been joking, but honestly folks, it's a TV personality. Obviously in someone you're startinga relationship you care what they act like and if they're intelligent and funny and all that other stuff.... but w'ere talking about eye candy on TV. It's like looking at a piece of art that is beautiful, and would look perfect in your house, but you won't buy it because you don't like the painter's attitude. None of you could get Jessica Simpson to say two words to you, she could be as dumb as a post and it doesn't matter.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    bobman1235 wrote:
    None of you could get Jessica Simpson to say two words to you, she could be as dumb as a post and it doesn't matter.
    bullshi*!!! i'll bet she'd tell me two words...."eff off"...

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited November 2005
    My ex and I got to meet Jessica Simpson summer before last in Charlotte.
    She was very cordial. Becky was thrilled to meet her.
    She's not as ditzy as everyone think she is.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    didn't anna nicole smith challenge her to an intelligence shootout?

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • cmy330go
    cmy330go Posts: 2,341
    edited November 2005
    BIZILL wrote:
    didn't anna nicole smith challenge her to an intelligence shootout?

    I think so. Here is a link to the video.

    Anna and Jessica

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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited November 2005
    ...i fell for it. u got me cmy...

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Mazeroth
    Mazeroth Posts: 1,585
    edited November 2005
    HOW did Dumb and Dumber only get 6.7 out of 10? That movie is an easy 8.3!
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