What job would you have in the adult industry?

Pauly
Pauly Posts: 4,519
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Ever wondered what job you would do if you worked in the adult industry? This fun quiz tell you what job in the adult industry would be perfect for you.

Figure id try and lighten up the board a little with everything thats going on in the world.

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjobquiz.php

I would be a phone sex operator. how about you?

Pauly
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  • neomagus00
    neomagus00 Posts: 3,899
    edited September 2005
    same :(
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  • jet2001
    jet2001 Posts: 180
    edited September 2005
    <div><center><br /><style type="text/css"><!-- TD.jobcontent { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 11px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; } TD.jobtitle { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 13px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; } TD.jobbold { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 11px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; } --></style><table width=350 height="120" bgcolor="#000000" cellpadding=1 border=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td><table background="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/whitedot.gif&quot; width="100%" height="100%"><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobcontent><b>According to experts, my adult industry job would be...</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=center align=center class=jobcontent><img src="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjob.gif&quot; alt="Adult Job Quiz"></td><td align=center class=jobtitle>Fluffer</td><td valign=center align=center class=jobcontent><img src="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjob.gif&quot; alt="Adult Job Quiz"></td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobcontent>All adult actors need a little help getting 'prepared' before they do on film. Our experts say this is the perfect job for you.</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobbold><a href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjobquiz.php">Take the Adult Industry Job Quiz</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></center></div>
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  • Spawndn72
    Spawndn72 Posts: 453
    edited September 2005
    But...But... I don't want to be a fluffer. :(
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited September 2005
    According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
    Adult Book Store Clerk
    It's not just about sitting behind a counter, taking people's money and dealing with shop lifters, you get to meet 'interesting' people as well
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  • nebborjk
    nebborjk Posts: 425
    edited September 2005
    According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
    Stunt ****
    Not all adult actors want to have their backsides on camera. This is where you come in and stand in. Your perfect job is a Stunt ****
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited September 2005
    nebborjk wrote:
    According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
    Stunt ****
    Not all adult actors want to have their backsides on camera. This is where you come in and stand in. Your perfect job is a Stunt ****

    I have another interpretation of what a "Stunt ****" is.. :eek: And it ain't for being an "**** Double" either. :D

    You don't want to be an Stunt **** under my interpretation. Just ask anyone that was someone's **** while they spent time in prison :eek: I would have to think that a Stunt ****, under my interpretation, would want to buddy up with the "KY Jelly distributor" :D
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited September 2005
    I don't need no stinking quiz, because I already know I would like to be the Lysol supplier.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited September 2005
    :D:D:D:D:D:D
    <div><center><br /><style type="text/css"><!-- TD.jobcontent { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 11px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; } TD.jobtitle { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 13px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; } TD.jobbold { padding-left:5px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-right:5px; padding-top:2px; font-size: 11px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; } --></style><table width=350 height="120" bgcolor="#000000" cellpadding=1 border=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td><table background="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/whitedot.gif&quot; width="100%" height="100%"><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobcontent><b>According to experts, my adult industry job would be...</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=center align=center class=jobcontent><img src="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjob.gif&quot; alt="Adult Job Quiz"></td><td align=center class=jobtitle>Viagra Dealer</td><td valign=center align=center class=jobcontent><img src="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/adultjob.gif&quot; alt="Adult Job Quiz"></td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobcontent>It's no secret that viagra is used a lot in the adult industry, but where does everyone get their pills from? You of course.</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align=center class=jobbold></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></center></div>
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited September 2005
    Id be a fluffer too. :(

    I guess it was the hotdog answer.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2005
    George Grand wrote:
    I don't need no stinking quiz, because I already know I would like to be the Lysol supplier.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)


    wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..!!!

    friggin Goerge , you crack me up..!!

    says phone sex operator
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