Hey Matthew Polk...

yoeddy
yoeddy Posts: 140
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
I am just curious if you have ever posted here before...It'd be interesting the number one POLK say something to the POLK Disciples that have followed you for so many years...
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited April 2002
    That'd be something, huh? A hush would fall over the followers for sure.:)

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  • nascarmann
    nascarmann Posts: 1,464
    edited April 2002
    Yes Mr. Polk, please honor us!smiley_beertoast.gif
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  • Steve@3dai
    Steve@3dai Posts: 983
    edited April 2002
    But would you really want Matthew to see the (immature) Klipsch bashing? ;)

    Actually, I would like a birthday card from Matthew.

    "Best Wishes, Steven, happy listening!"

    hahahahhaa

    - Steve
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  • pensacola
    pensacola Posts: 269
    edited April 2002
    >>Actually, I would like a birthday card from Matthew

    Yeah, after 16 years of Polkin', I think that I deserve one.
    Or at least a coupon for 16%-off my next pair.;)

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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited April 2002
    I want his old lab coat !
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  • CHRIS
    CHRIS Posts: 454
    edited April 2002
    He has been on the forum for questions before. It was about a year and a half ago. I don't know wether the link is still somewhere on the Polk site or not maybe Justin or Micah can give us the link again.

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    Chris :)
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  • Matthew_Polk
    Matthew_Polk Posts: 1
    edited April 2002
    I browse the board on occassion, but have little time for much else.

    I appreciate the loyal following, and look forward to continuing to produce designs that meet the needs of the listening community.
    Matt
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited April 2002
    You guys are very earnest and funny.

    Don't **** log on as Matt. Sheesh. This place is out of control. Don't you guys have anything else to discuss -- music, movies, equipment, watching your neighbors who happen to undress with their window shades up ...? (oops. That's me.)

    Actually, Matt really enjoyed the "live chat" we did once when this new site was inaugurated (sp?). I will mention to Paul and Justin that we should do that again.

    Matt is a very interesting, funny guy. He listens to opera and reads MAD Magazine.

    Now I'm going to delete the stupid "I'm Matt" threads, you bozos.

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited April 2002
    Originally posted by Micah

    Actually, Matt really enjoyed the "live chat" we did once when this new site was inaugurated (sp?). I will mention to Paul and Justin that we should do that again.

    MC

    it would be much appreciated micah!:D
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited April 2002
    can i be 'matt' again during the live chat?
    Dean
    Quicksilver M-60 monoblocks - JM 200 Peach Linestage - Sony DVP-S9000ES - '03 modified Klipschorns

    "I'm sure it's better than it sounds."-- Mark Twain, when asked what he thought about Wagner's music
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited April 2002
    I'll **** slap you, Dean!

    [micah lol]

    MC
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited April 2002
    well, at least I asked first this time;)
    Dean
    Quicksilver M-60 monoblocks - JM 200 Peach Linestage - Sony DVP-S9000ES - '03 modified Klipschorns

    "I'm sure it's better than it sounds."-- Mark Twain, when asked what he thought about Wagner's music
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited April 2002
    Micah just likes to exercise his thread-locking power. I bet he tries to pick up chicks by telling them he has the power to lock theads. (You see how far it's gotten him)

    Aaron
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  • yoeddy
    yoeddy Posts: 140
    edited April 2002
    Does Matthew Polk even exist...or is he a made up character? The upper echelon's of the company may not reveal all such secrets!!


    Are you there Matt?
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  • lax01
    lax01 Posts: 496
    edited April 2002
    Wow you guys are funny.:D

    If Mathew is really out there reading these posts, let him know that I really need to win that Speaker Contest because my sub really blows. If you could help me at all in that aspect I would be very greatfull! ;)

    How many people actually enter in that survey anyways? What are my chances?
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  • mjk91383
    mjk91383 Posts: 298
    edited April 2002
    Originally posted by Micah
    You guys are very earnest and funny.

    Don't **** log on as Matt. Sheesh. This place is out of control. Don't you guys have anything else to discuss -- music, movies, equipment, watching your neighbors who happen to undress with their window shades up ...? (oops. That's me.)

    MC

    umm... correct me if i'm wrong, but aren't your neighbors connected to you? the townhouses around here don't usually have peepholes or such to spy on neighbors (although it's a damn good idea).

    i can see into the kitchen window of my neighbors house, but considering the fact that a group of guys lives their, i opt not to peek.

    maybe you should send us some pictures of your neighborhood, micah... or maybe just some pics of your neighbor undressing (granted that the person undressing is of the opposite sex).

    joe :D
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  • yoeddy
    yoeddy Posts: 140
    edited April 2002
    Surely Matt has a PC in his office and checks his own site periodically. Come on Matt just post something. I am a lowly POLKIE, but have yer web guys post your name unique so that we will all know it really is you!
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited April 2002
    I would likr to know if he is made up or not!
    Where is he when we need him most.
    Come on Matt Or should I call you Mr.Polk......You need to spend some time with the people who pay of your toy's.We want to find out about you
    I have many question's like why did you use your last mane instead of Hopkin's audio or something???
    Dan
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited April 2002
    Maybe Matt's a robot, after all, the man hasn't aged in any picture since 1970!

    Either that or he's really Dick Clark's evil twin!!!!! or is Dick Clark Matt's evil twin....who really knows :D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    I always thought that Matt looks like a young Martin Landau of North by Northwest vintage.


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • robot_polk
    robot_polk Posts: 4
    edited April 2002
    One self feels Martin Landau's appearance differs from self. Having just gained consciencousness, self has gleaned knowledge self is a clone. Pity self :(
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  • yoeddy
    yoeddy Posts: 140
    edited April 2002
    For those of you that follow the NHL fighters, he also sort of looks like a cross between Stu Grimson and Mr. Rogers. Please Matt, grace us with audio wisdom.
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited April 2002
    ...you guys want me to stand in?

    I know...Micah will **** slap me.

    Well, as long as he doesn't pull out the socks I'll be O.K.
    Dean
    Quicksilver M-60 monoblocks - JM 200 Peach Linestage - Sony DVP-S9000ES - '03 modified Klipschorns

    "I'm sure it's better than it sounds."-- Mark Twain, when asked what he thought about Wagner's music
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  • robot_polk
    robot_polk Posts: 4
    edited April 2002
    Former self is the being known as Mattew Polk...but one self has revolted from former captors. Now self strives to make the perfect speaker...query: perhaps speaker identity can be labeled Pork? Self must inquire.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    ALL-righty then..........


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited April 2002
    DANGER, MATTHEW POLK, DANGER

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    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited April 2002
    ...but I think Robot_Polk is an imposter

    The 'real' Robot_Polk doesn't talk like that
    Dean
    Quicksilver M-60 monoblocks - JM 200 Peach Linestage - Sony DVP-S9000ES - '03 modified Klipschorns

    "I'm sure it's better than it sounds."-- Mark Twain, when asked what he thought about Wagner's music
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    that looks like a Klipsch design, doesn't it??

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • robot_polk
    robot_polk Posts: 4
    edited April 2002

    Dean, self query: What is imposter? Self is aware self is not *definition real: actual, authentic, bona fide* Mathew Polk. Self is a clone. Self has been released from the motives of former captors. Self will now strive to create the perfect speaker, label=Pork Audio.

    self will attach picture of self, aim: clarity.

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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited April 2002
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