New lawn service...

Burnzy
Burnzy Posts: 250
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
What a concept! Honey, I just fired the gardener. Don't worry though, I've found a replacement...
New lawn service


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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    Haha! If only I lived in the Kansas City area... she'd sure beat the group of Mexicans that does my lawn :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited April 2005
    kick ****, I'll have to use this once to get some exclusive pics for club polk.
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Hell yeah!

    The 'pics' link on the site doesnt work.

    I doubt this will go very far tho. Most people that need lawn services are married couple. Cant see my wife giving the nod of approval to this!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited April 2005
    The pictures work just fine for me. :D

    Having said that I can see real hazard issues here. If that mower or weedeater causes some flying debris to hit one of those implants the resulting damage could be extensive. Anything under that much pressure is going to blow big when it goes!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Damn it! It keeps saying 'Object not found'!
    :mad: :mad:

    I can just see it now!! Silicone everywhere!
    polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod
    Hell yeah!

    The 'pics' link on the site doesnt work.

    Yeah, they used the wrong slash in the pics URL on the site... this is the real link... http://www.bikinilawn.com/april242005/index.htm

    Enjoy :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Gawdamighty those things are huge!! Yummy!!
    polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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    08 Car Audio Nationals 1st ~ 07 N Georgia Nationals 1st ~ 06 Carl Casper Nationals 1st ~ USACi 05 Southeast AutumnFest 1st

    polkaudio SR6500 --- polkaudio MM1040 x2 -- Pioneer P99 -- Rockford Fosgate P1000X5D
  • RobXant
    RobXant Posts: 201
    edited April 2005
    Anyone catch this on the 'princes' page?
    Mowing Service- $60 per 1/4 acre which includes: mow, weed eat, and blow off hard surfaces.

    What kind of Hard surfaces do you think they are talking about????

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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    "hard surfaces", "mow", "eat".

    Hmmm, all kinds of hints as to this type of "service"!
    polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
    MECA SQ Rookie of the Year 06 ~ MECA State Champ 06,07,08,11 ~ MECA World Finals 2nd place 06,07,08,09
    08 Car Audio Nationals 1st ~ 07 N Georgia Nationals 1st ~ 06 Carl Casper Nationals 1st ~ USACi 05 Southeast AutumnFest 1st

    polkaudio SR6500 --- polkaudio MM1040 x2 -- Pioneer P99 -- Rockford Fosgate P1000X5D
  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited April 2005
    Check out the "policies" link:

    1.) All girls will have 1 Escort with them on every job.

    [What? Are they saying that a female escort is included for me to play with while my grass is being cut OR are they saying that the price includes a bodyguard for the bikini-clad grass cutter?

    2.) Payment must be made on day of service unless prepayed.

    Fair enuff.

    3.) We do accept all major credit cards, but they must be on a prepay bases only.

    Not so sure about this one.

    4.) You must reserve a date for special occassions. Cancelations must be recieved with in 48 hours of your reserved date or you will be charged a $30 fee.

    What is meant by a "date"?. Why would getting my grass cut be a special occassion? This reads more like an ad for an escort service, which brings me back to policy #1.
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