Man oh man! I always wanted a Gran Torino!!

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I suppose sex will sell anything....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31836&item=4545914086&rd=1
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited April 2005
    Misty's got some saddlebags! This whole add wreaks of sad.
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited April 2005
    Can you say "Redneck." Well, at least he didn't have his 13yr old niece posing in a bikini.
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  • Spawndn72
    Spawndn72 Posts: 453
    edited April 2005
    Well there goes her 15 min of fame.:rolleyes:
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited April 2005
    Check the rest of the sellers auctions, quite amuzing...
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited April 2005
    Laugh if you will but that torino ad has 14,468 people who have looked at it! That is way more than normal.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Boy am I proud to be from the south! :rolleyes:

    This pic in particular is probably the STUPIDEST thing Ive ever seen!
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited April 2005
    Both the car and the girl look like they have way too many miles on them.

    Fortunately, the car can be reconditioned, rebuilt, and repainted to look like new.
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited April 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod
    Boy am I proud to be from the south! :rolleyes:

    This pic in particular is probably the STUPIDEST thing Ive ever seen!

    Not really. Imagine her in the same pose but with her head down on the seat.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    LOL!

    What is stupid to me is that she thinks shes hot and for an Alabama trailer park she may be.

    Second, shes in a rusted out POS acting like shes showing off an Aston Martin!

    And the whole dirty feet thing is kind of disturbing as well. You can just hear the banjos playing in the background.
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited April 2005
    Hey, it may not be an Aston Martin but we all have to start out somewhere.

    I wouldn't care about the dirty feet. If you saw a car you wanted to "ride" in would you pass it up because the tires were dirty?;)
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    LOL!! Good point! :D
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited April 2005
    Tells you something when she has to put a towel down on the back seat before sitting on it. And by her feet, we all know how dirty she already is. She might think she's hot but I wouldn't touch that even if I lost a bet.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited April 2005
    I'd do her but the torino would have to have a 351C and a C6 tranny... A 351W and C4, well, she can just bite me.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    Tells you something when she has to put a towel down on the back seat before sitting on it.
    Probably not the first time she's been in that back seat...

    Can't wait to see the Mercedes ad...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited April 2005
    hick.jpg dang they bees sellzin ma caar
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited April 2005
    Sheeeesh....... I can't make up my mind which is in worse shape!

    Still could be his niece, I mean girlfriend, er niece/girlfriend.
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  • wlrandall
    wlrandall Posts: 440
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by DarqueKnight
    Both the car and the girl look like they have way too many miles on them.

    Fortunately, the car can be reconditioned, rebuilt, and repainted to look like new.

    Yeah, you can sleeve an engine block...
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  • SDA SRS 1.2
    SDA SRS 1.2 Posts: 255
    edited May 2005
    When I saw "Gran Torino" I was thinking of "Starsky & Hutch" Don't think the boys would go for that one! :D

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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Wow, same girl... different outfit. 75 El Camino in worse shape than the Gran Torino.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6153&item=4545661951&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    Wait a sec... new girl and actually kinda cute with a nice frame.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=39414&item=4546100352&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    Oh god... original girl, only dirtier. Look at those panties. *puke*
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6173&item=4546338705&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    Variety of girls... all straight off the short bus.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31836&item=4546945204&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    This guy is a f***ing moron. Sex only sells when you use attractive women. But these ARE the hotties in his town.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2005
    I don't know but there's something just plain wrong about that....

    :(

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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited May 2005
    Agree that Miss F-100 has got a little somethin' goin' on...

    As for orignal girl... two words... Ab Lounger...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited May 2005
    Bud Light.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited May 2005
    Let's see:

    - Rusty Torino
    - 8 track player
    - Farrah doll, missing a leg
    - Beer can collection

    Yeah, that just about covers the entire spectrum.
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  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
    edited May 2005
    HAHA. Man, youse guys are ruthless :D

    I'm curious if they proofed the pics before posting because some of those are just......ralph inducing.

    I'd still do er' :cool:

    8 beers and I'd do er' twice.

    J
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