Whats your favourite Simpsons quote?

NCrewson
NCrewson Posts: 144
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
There are too many good ones to make a poll. So I'll just ask for your favourites. My current one is


Lisa: "Dad, work called. They say if you don't go in to work today, don't bother coming in on Monday."

Homer: "Woo-hoo, four day weekend!"
"Sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!"
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  • tryrrthg
    tryrrthg Posts: 1,896
    edited April 2005
    Homer: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!

    Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?

    Homer: Yeah, but faster!


    Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
    Isn't there something you'd like to say?
    Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed
    miserably. The lesson is, never try.


    and the one in my new sig.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    My head just exploded trying to pick a favorite. A few off the top of my head :

    "To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of society's problems."

    ""I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.""

    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

    Oh man... now I want to look up more of them.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited April 2005
    [Lisa offers Homer apples instead of buffalo meat]
    Homer: Oh boy, buffalo testicles.
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited April 2005
    Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

    Lisa: No!

    Homer: Ham?

    Lisa: No!

    Homer: Pork Chops!?

    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

    Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.
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  • Spawndn72
    Spawndn72 Posts: 453
    edited April 2005
    Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,056
    edited April 2005
    When Bart is trying to break up with his teacher:

    Homer say" P.s I'm **** !!"

    edit :

    Homer " I am so smart Smrt"
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited April 2005
    man way too many...off the top of my head

    Homer:In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

    Ralph:I sleep in a drawer.

    Homer: Woo-hoo! 63 cents!
    Bart: But dad, all that bacon cost $27.
    Homer: Yeah, but your mom bought that.
    Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?
    Homer: And I get my money from grease.

    My favorite sond is from Barney..this was the Sherry Bobbins Episode

    Barney: Buy me a beer,
    Two bucks a glass.
    Come on, help me,
    I'm freezing my ****.
    Buy me brandy,
    A snifter of wine.
    Who am I kidding?
    I'll drink turpentine.
    Moe: Move it, ya drunk,
    Or I'll blast your rear end.
    Barney: I found two bucks!
    Moe: Then come in, my friend!

    and the one in my sig

    Pauly
    Life without music would♭
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited April 2005
    Bart: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited April 2005
    Ralph" "I bent my wookie"
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited April 2005
    D,Oh!!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited April 2005
    " Hi. I'm Troy MacLure. You may know me from such films as...."
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    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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  • opus
    opus Posts: 1,252
    edited April 2005
    Homer( wearing a paper bag): "I have misplaced my pants"

    Homer: "Oooh! They have the internet on computers now"
    The Flea rig
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    Thought of some more. Knew I couldn't stay away :

    Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.

    Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

    Marge : Why do I always think of the perfect thing to say when it's too late?
    'Shut up Becky.' That would have been sweet.

    Homer: You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment.' And God bless her soul, she was really onto something.

    Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
    Marge: What's that?
    Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

    Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

    Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them."
    Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference."

    ok... must... stop.... quoting....
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited April 2005
    Homer: No TV & no beer make Homer something something..
    Marge: Go Crazy?
    Homer: Don’t mind if I do. Blah, woo, woo, agghh, ho, ho, ho, ho, pbbbbblllttt
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,056
    edited April 2005
    Mr Burns " See my vest, see my vest made from real gorilla chest...see my hat twas my cat...."
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited April 2005
    "I have no idea who that is...." - Homer Simpson
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited April 2005
    AHHHHHHH! Cobras! Cobraaas!
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