New Thread #8: RULE OF THUMB

Micah Cohen
Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
It's a good rule of thumb that one orange will make half a cup of juice. It's a good rule of thumb that an average lime contains about three tablespoons of lime juice (and no lemon juice). It's a good rule of thumb that in a chicken coop, you need to provide at least three square feet of floor space for each chicken. It's a good rule of thumb that two hand written pages equals one typed page. It's a good rule of thumb that a cow needs three gallons of water to make one gallon of milk. I don't know why I know this stuff. What do you know?
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"There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited March 2002
    did you know that it used to be legal for a man to beat his wife with a stick. as long as the stick wasn't wider than his thumb...
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  • ntculenuff
    ntculenuff Posts: 1,146
    edited March 2002
    it is still written in some old idaho law book:
    it is illegal to sit on a giraffe backwards and fish in the rivers.
    :confused:
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2002
    if a chick does repeated shots of hard liquor. She will put out, eventually.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,519
    edited March 2002
    Troy, that is soooooo true.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited March 2002
    If Ron or Troy score with chick who has been doing repeated shots of hard liquor - she is probably ugly.

    If chick is good looking - then she is to drunk to notice how ugly they are.

    ;)
    Dean
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2002
    What you wanna be all dissin' a brotha for anyway? :D

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited March 2002
    glad to see someone on this site has a sense of humor

    all in good fun

    no harm no foul
    Dean
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited March 2002
    (Thanks for sticking around Dean. I appreciate it.)

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2002
    It's all in good fun man! No Worries.

    I'd still rather kick it with ugly women than own Klipsch speaks though. The former is much more temporary than the latter.....:D

    Troy

    BTW Dean, what Maggies do you have?? I am a pretty big fan of them myself. There is a hifi shop here in town that I spend a good deal of time listening to his 2.7's
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited March 2002
    Rule #1: Never date two girls at the same time, it will come back and bite you in the ****.

    Rule #2: Never date your friend's girlfriend (ex- or otherwise).

    Rule #3: The more carbombs the better.

    ~JB
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  • dean/klipschead
    dean/klipschead Posts: 295
    edited March 2002
    Troy,

    I used to have the 1.5QR's - but not anymore. My thick skull started to become impervious to the sound of ribbon highs.
    Dean
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2002
    Rule #2.....how many guys would actually CONSIDER doing this to a true friend???

    Unless the chick qualifies for the < 1% of the population totally hot chick exemption, that is taboo.

    The hot chick exemption is: if you are in that less than 1% of the female population, all bets are off and anything goes. These women have society in the palm of thier hands and get get away with anything just because they are so hot. I think they have an ID card or something, kind of like a permanent Get Out of Jail Free card.
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited March 2002
    I be liking me some Maggies, and guess what? I have some experience with them so I guess I can actually form an opinion. Cool huh?

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • DarqueKnight
    DarqueKnight Posts: 6,765
    edited March 2002
    These women have society in the palm of thier hands and get get away with anything just because they are so hot.
    Troy,
    That only lasts for the relatively short time until they crack the first wrinkle or gain a few extra pounds in the wrong place(s). It is interesting to note how many of these celebrated "goddesses" end up as insecure, lonely, frustrated, bitter women.

    I think it must be rather horrible to receive gobs of attention and privilege while knowing that it's all based on something as transitory as youth and physical beauty.
    Proud and loyal citizen of the Digital Domain and Solid State Country!
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  • ntculenuff
    ntculenuff Posts: 1,146
    edited March 2002
    Originally posted by -Justin-
    Rule #1: Never date two girls at the same time, it will come back and bite you in the ****.


    ~JB
    sounds as if a bite in the **** could be fun...
    dated 4 girls in diff towns for about 2 months until i got so confused about which one i was calling, was able to call it off with all four after i picked up a replacement and no one ever knew. sounds like male ego but all true, couldnt do it these dayz, this emotion called guilt found me about 6 yrs ago and i got happily married 2yrs ago:cool:
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2002
    Originally posted by -Justin-
    Rule #1: Never date two girls at the same time, it will come back and bite you in the ****.

    While one is biting you in the **** the other could be biting you.......well.....wherever! This doesn't sound so bad to me!
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  • raycomics
    raycomics Posts: 78
    edited March 2002
    "Oh Marcy, eh, Charlotte, eh, Samantha, eh BABY....... It feels so good......
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited March 2002
    No my problem is I seem to be attracted to girls with the same damn letters in their name.

    AMy
    AMber
    AManda

    ahhhh! Sometimes I have to really think about the name before I say it, cause I'm so used to saying one of them.

    ~JB
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited March 2002
    I'm a definite believer in the "hot chick exemption." That is a fact.

    After college, when I was no longer friends with the guy who was my best pal in college... I told his girlfriend ("I trust him soooo much, we're so in love!") that he was sleeping around (myself having attended the same "post club motel function"). She subsequently moved in with me for two years. :D

    Sleeping with your friend's ex's is so much easier than actually having to meet new chicks. I make a regular habit of it.

    Oh, and avoid women with names beginning with any "middle letter" of the alphabet: J, K, L, M.

    MC
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    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited March 2002
    Originally posted by Micah


    Oh, and avoid women with names beginning with any "middle letter" of the alphabet: J, K, L, M.

    MC


    i am missing something here???:confused:
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