Ashlee Simpsonm Way To Go...

Demiurge
Demiurge Posts: 10,874
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
LMAO......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2005
    Oh come on Indy music guy, don't you have anything better to do than pick on a nice young girl with big knockers?

    I'd hit it. I'd hit it, even while I'm spinning her latest on vinyl.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    Oh come on Indy music guy, don't you have anything better to do than pick on a nice young girl with big knockers?

    I'd hit it. I'd hit it, even while I'm spinning her latest on vinyl.

    Cheers,
    Russ

    Apparently you weren't watching the Orange Bowl my friend. :D:D
  • okiepolkie
    okiepolkie Posts: 2,258
    edited January 2005
    Was that booing or applause after her performance. I thought it sounded more like the :mad: expression from everyone. I wasn't impressed at all. Guess it would have been better at the actual game?
    Tschüss
    Zach
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by okiepolkie
    Was that booing or applause after her performance. I thought it sounded more like the :mad: expression from everyone. I wasn't impressed at all. Guess it would have been better at the actual game?

    It was the worlds largest **** laid on stage for all to see.
  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited January 2005
  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited January 2005
    i didnt catch it...it was probably all lip synced anyway:D
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by exalted512
    i didnt catch it...it was probably all lip synced anyway:D
    -Cody

    Oh no, nooooo noooo, it was NOT, actually. That's why it's so goddamn hilarious. I nearly fell out of my chair and then I just plain felt embarassed for her.

    This is worse than SNL by far.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2005
    Man, I'm out of the loop, totally missed it.

    What happened? Just a horrible performance?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited January 2005
    She got thrashed and booed big time and the performance was pretty much one of the worst I've ever heard.

    I'm sure there will be audio or video up by tomorrow. THIS time she chose to play without a 'back track' and proved why she was going to lip sync on SNL.
  • Bonham
    Bonham Posts: 87
    edited January 2005
    Had to be better the Rosanne.
    Just... Bonham

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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited January 2005
    She was on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, too. Pretty bad performance there.. She's tone-deaf or something.
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • tryrrthg
    tryrrthg Posts: 1,896
    edited January 2005
    I laughed my **** off at that no talent **** clown!

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2005
    Wow, that was pretty noticeable...holy cow.
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  • tryrrthg
    tryrrthg Posts: 1,896
    edited January 2005
    It was pretty noticeable during her entire "performance"
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited January 2005
    Bahahahahahah! She just doesn't understand that she sucks.
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited January 2005
    Wow, they chose her to end the show? WTH? If they were insisting on using the twit, have her be the opening act 2hrs before the show. I want to hear the whole thing just to satisfy my morbid curiousity.
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited January 2005
    lol. That had to be one of the most horrid things I've heard in a long time. It was just awful. lol
  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    I'd hit it. I'd hit it, even while I'm spinning her latest on vinyl.

    Hmmmm... think she might be a screamer? :p
  • gregit
    gregit Posts: 284
    edited January 2005
    She should've tried singing tenor......tenor twelve miles away!!

    If she wasn't so blatantly riding on the coattails of her sister's marginal "talent" I'd almost feel sorry for her.
  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
    edited January 2005
    That look on her face at the very end of that clip, when she realizes she is being booed......friggen priceless :cool:

    J
  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2005
    I think it's safe to say the world has their hand on the flusher ready to send her career down the toilet! :D


    John
    No excuses!
  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited January 2005
    russ youd hit it? i wouldnt touch her with 10 ft pole...ok maybe i would, but only if i got to see her sister...jessica is...wow...
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by gregit
    She should've tried singing tenor......tenor twelve miles away!!

    If she wasn't so blatantly riding on the coattails of her sister's marginal "talent" I'd almost feel sorry for her.

    BINGO! Right on the mark with both observations.
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited January 2005
    how does this keep happening.. haven't we suffered enough already?

    Why does she keep appearing on national TV in high profile shows?

    The women clearly has NO talent to carry a note.

    I wonder how much doctoring they had to do with her voice on her album? probably tons i would bet.
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  • okiepolkie
    okiepolkie Posts: 2,258
    edited January 2005
    So far I haven't been completely turned off by her acting, but I definetly do not like her singing.
    Tschüss
    Zach
  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited January 2005
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2005
    I think she's Tiny Tim and Joan Jett's love child. :p
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2005
    I think its funny. Not too many years ago she wouldve been hailed as the next Joan Baez or whoever.

    Back in the 80's the New Kids on the Block were the coolest band in the world. By 1990 or 91 they were the laughing stock of the world. Then around 1998 the BackSide Boys and N'Sync were the coolest bands in the world. Now theyre becoming laughing stocks. Britney Spears was supposed to be the next Madonna now shes being made fun of.

    When will people learn? Processed, corporate, bubble gum music SUCKS!!! :mad:

    What gets me is why everybody is picking on Ashlee? Britney Spears is probably the worst singer on the planet and shes made billions!

    ....end of rant.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    I'd hit it. I'd hit it, even while I'm spinning her latest on vinyl.

    Cheers,
    Russ

    That ain't sayin much. You'd nail a knothole if you wasn't afraid of splinters...:eek:
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2005
    Originally posted by amulford
    That ain't sayin much. You'd nail a knothole if you wasn't afraid of splinters...:eek:

    Well, ya know what they say. Any port in a storm! :D
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