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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    and exciting. It was time to try co-ed naked bungee jumping!!! This turned out to be a very BAD idea however, due to her age and the inevitable effects of gravity. Since she could no longer see, due to her twin black and blue, swollen closed eyes, she...
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  • Mjr7531
    Mjr7531 Posts: 856
    edited September 2004
    bounced off head-first into a pool of jello left behind from a Fraternity's Jello Wrestling event the night before. Getting up, she...
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    proceeded to, just like a cat, lick herself clean, for she was double jointed from spending 20 years traveling the road as a side show freak.

    (This is how she met Russ, as they shared top billing: The Amazing Feline Freak Lady and the Boy with the INCREDIBLY HUGE MELON HEAD!!! (You have to see the head on this kid folks, I can't begin to tell you how much you'll be shocked..That'll be $1.50..))

    Just as she was getting the last of it from between her toes...
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