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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited September 2004
    fester and develop giant...
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    volcanic pimples. This was very uncomfortable to him, for they would explode whenever Har sat down, crashing his head into the ceiling and ruining everyones dinner appetite. He decided to try and do something about it, so he...
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    got a bikini wax. After that he was always looking forward to ....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    meeting with his **** who...
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited September 2004
    beat him with reeds while he wore a meat helmet. This, of course, allowed him to...
    Living Room 2 Channel -
    Schiit SYS Passive Pre. Jolida CD player. Songbird streamer. California Audio Labs Sigma II DAC, DIY 300as1/a1 Ice modules Class D amp. LSi15 with MM842 woofer upgrade, Nordost Blue Heaven and Unity interconnects.

    Upstairs 2 Channel Rig -
    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

    Studio Rig - Scarlett 18i20(Gen3) DAW, Mac Mini, Aiyma A07 Max (BridgedX2), Totem Mites
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    forget about the day he met his wife. Who turned out to be....
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    an alien scout, who is on this planet making observations for the impending invasion. When confronted with the knowledge her cover is blown, she...
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited September 2004
    slept with Russman, an experience she enjoyed, because of his remarkable ability to...
    Living Room 2 Channel -
    Schiit SYS Passive Pre. Jolida CD player. Songbird streamer. California Audio Labs Sigma II DAC, DIY 300as1/a1 Ice modules Class D amp. LSi15 with MM842 woofer upgrade, Nordost Blue Heaven and Unity interconnects.

    Upstairs 2 Channel Rig -
    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

    Studio Rig - Scarlett 18i20(Gen3) DAW, Mac Mini, Aiyma A07 Max (BridgedX2), Totem Mites
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    to swallow his own tongue. He learnt this back in the 3 grade when...
  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited September 2004
    he forgot to bring something in for show and tell.
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited September 2004
    this made the teacher so angry, that she...
    Living Room 2 Channel -
    Schiit SYS Passive Pre. Jolida CD player. Songbird streamer. California Audio Labs Sigma II DAC, DIY 300as1/a1 Ice modules Class D amp. LSi15 with MM842 woofer upgrade, Nordost Blue Heaven and Unity interconnects.

    Upstairs 2 Channel Rig -
    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

    Studio Rig - Scarlett 18i20(Gen3) DAW, Mac Mini, Aiyma A07 Max (BridgedX2), Totem Mites
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    made him swallow his tongue so she couldn't hearhim scream when she made him stand bare foot on broken glass. His feet bled so much that they had......
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    give him a transfusion. The only problem was finding a donor, for young Russ had a very little known, rare affliction known as...
  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited September 2004
    Alcohol for Blood. Yes, it seems that Russ had beer in his veins even this early, thanks to his...
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,817
    edited September 2004
    to his inability to swallow water which turned out later that we was highly alergic to along with...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    wearing men's underwear. This only became a real problem when he went on his first date which was with....
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    the schools lunch lady. After trying for 2 minutes to ......
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    remove the meat loaf between her teeth he opted to.....
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    douse his passion for her by smothering himself in alfredo sauce. Realizing he'd forgotten to use .....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited September 2004
    soap when he took his last shower, he...
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,071
    edited September 2004
    did however manage a kwick roll in a bag of moth balls, left behind by his grandmother. Which triggered the awful memory of....
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,817
    edited September 2004
    of his grandmaws smelly toes and...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    Old Spice aftershave. One day will up in his attic he found his long lost.....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited September 2004
    weed stash in his grandma's underwear drawer...
  • Girl_Addicted
    Girl_Addicted Posts: 195
    edited September 2004
    Discouraged, he returned to Candyland...there he met a...
    Trey (5:22:24 AM): my Taylos have copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:22:26 AM): they shiney
    Destiney (5:22:39 AM): ahaha
    Destiney (5:22:57 AM): that gives wrong pictures of you lovingly caressing your taylos copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:23:25 AM): >_>
    Trey (5:23:27 AM): Mayyybe
    Trey (5:23:31 AM): I do dust them, does this count?
    Destiney (5:23:22 AM): do you linger?
    Trey (5:23:49 AM): not normally
    Destiney (5:23:35 AM): then its okaaaaay
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    the wicked witch of the East Coast.. her name was.....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,817
    edited September 2004
    Miss Swygart (my 5th grade teacher), who...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • Girl_Addicted
    Girl_Addicted Posts: 195
    edited September 2004
    Stews human fingers for lunch and picks her nose when she's feeling...
    Trey (5:22:24 AM): my Taylos have copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:22:26 AM): they shiney
    Destiney (5:22:39 AM): ahaha
    Destiney (5:22:57 AM): that gives wrong pictures of you lovingly caressing your taylos copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:23:25 AM): >_>
    Trey (5:23:27 AM): Mayyybe
    Trey (5:23:31 AM): I do dust them, does this count?
    Destiney (5:23:22 AM): do you linger?
    Trey (5:23:49 AM): not normally
    Destiney (5:23:35 AM): then its okaaaaay
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,817
    edited September 2004
    Low on her potassium and...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2004
    lucky. This day she decided to try something new......
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin: