Malaphors

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,842
in The Clubhouse
Do you know what one is?

I'm not the brightest crayon in the tool drawer but I know what one is!

Didn't even have to look it up!

Don't feel bad if you did. It's not rocket surgery but it's not sensibly common either.

So if you know what one is, go ahead and share it. Or don't, whatever. We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

In all honesty, I merely posted this because I thought it'd make Doc Hardy chuckle.
Expert Moron Extraordinaire

You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,300
    In forums, or chats most are guilty
    As long as you don’t do it in your professional position
    Except with other colleagues passing notes. It’s like shorthand imho
    2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
    Desktop rig: LSi7, Polk 110sub, Dayens Ampino amp, W4S DAC/pre, Sonos, JRiver
    Gear on standby: Melody 101 tube pre, Unison Research Simply Italy Integrated
    Gone to new homes: (Matt Polk's)Threshold Stasis SA12e monoblocks, Pass XA30.5 amp, Usher MD2 speakers, Dynaudio C4 platinum speakers, Modwright LS100 (voltz), Simaudio 780D DAC

    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    well, the thread title was certainly clickbait for me @jstas! :)
    I do not know what it is. Sounds like a misguided metaphor (malapropism/metaphor hybrid).
    The New Yorker used to publish truly fractured metaphors under the heading Block that Metaphor! :)

    I will have to look it up. :/
    "Curses! You've won this time!" :#
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    10-4.

    I am, of course, coming up blank for a good one I've encountered in the wild at the moment. :|

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,131
    "Malaphors" -That’s like a bunghole with taste buds - it just doesn’t make sense....it sounds about as confused as a **** in a fan factory....

    However, this could be pure genius because curiosity will kill the cat and make this thread busier'n a whorehouse on nickle night.

    Tom

    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited September 2022
    I use malaphors often. It really burns up the kids goats!

    They tell me it doesn't make any sense but I tell them anyway, hey, whatever floats yer biscuits!

    They get frustrated and walk away but, you know, it's no sweat off my duck's back!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,556
    Yep Folks I learned today Duck's sweat off their backs....this place is great information... :D
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,159
    edited September 2022
    Malaphors make my brain start spinning. :D No malaphor intended.
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,504
    edited September 2022
    Curiosity got your tongue? There is an app for that. Malaphor Maker.

    Salk SoundScape 8's * Audio Research Reference 3 * Bottlehead Eros Phono * Park's Audio Budgie SUT * Krell KSA-250 * Harmonic Technology Pro 9+ * Signature Series Sonore Music Server w/Deux PS * Roon * Gustard R26 DAC / Singxer SU-6 DDC * Heavy Plinth Lenco L75 Idler Drive * AA MG-1 Linear Air Bearing Arm * AT33PTG/II & Denon 103R * Richard Gray 600S * NHT B-12d subs * GIK Acoustic Treatments * Sennheiser HD650 *
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • xschop
    xschop Posts: 5,000
    Must be another slow day on the forum. :)
    Don't take experimental gene therapies from known eugenicists.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,556
    Dollars to donuts I don't really believe ducks sweat off their back.
    Just to be clear😉
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    edited September 2022
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    Dollars to donuts I don't really believe ducks sweat off their back.
    Just to be clear😉

    I appreciate your crisp, focused reply!
    Brevity is the soul of gathering no moss.


    @Jstas this thread is great! The bee's thorax, as it were.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,159
    edited September 2022
    https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-wtf-omg-head-explode-mushroom-cloud-gif-11306032
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    of course, as Will Rogers might've put it...
    I never metaphor I didn't like.

    :#
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 7,107
    You can't make a silk purse out of the straw that broke the camel's back.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,131
    One of my all time favorite that I use all of the time...

    "You can't make chicken soup out of chicken chit!"

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,300
    What’s chicken chit???
    2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
    Desktop rig: LSi7, Polk 110sub, Dayens Ampino amp, W4S DAC/pre, Sonos, JRiver
    Gear on standby: Melody 101 tube pre, Unison Research Simply Italy Integrated
    Gone to new homes: (Matt Polk's)Threshold Stasis SA12e monoblocks, Pass XA30.5 amp, Usher MD2 speakers, Dynaudio C4 platinum speakers, Modwright LS100 (voltz), Simaudio 780D DAC

    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 7,107
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    What’s chicken chit???

    Haven't you ever seen a Cheech and Chong movie? :p
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,504
    edited September 2022
    I needed a chart to make sense of it all. This one hits the nail out of the park.

    51ls43k6iglp.png
    Salk SoundScape 8's * Audio Research Reference 3 * Bottlehead Eros Phono * Park's Audio Budgie SUT * Krell KSA-250 * Harmonic Technology Pro 9+ * Signature Series Sonore Music Server w/Deux PS * Roon * Gustard R26 DAC / Singxer SU-6 DDC * Heavy Plinth Lenco L75 Idler Drive * AA MG-1 Linear Air Bearing Arm * AT33PTG/II & Denon 103R * Richard Gray 600S * NHT B-12d subs * GIK Acoustic Treatments * Sennheiser HD650 *
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,120
    Don't put all your ducks in one basket or the milk could spill and you'll cry.
    I disabled signatures.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,120
    The straightest distance between two lines is a point.
    I disabled signatures.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,120
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    Dollars to donuts I don't really believe ducks sweat off their back.
    Just to be clear😉

    Sure, sure.
    I disabled signatures.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,120
    Viking64 wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    What’s chicken chit???

    Haven't you ever seen a Cheech and Chong movie? :p
    My first Cheech & Chong movie was The Corsican Brothers that my dad was watching while my mom was outta town. I can't remember if he let us watch it, or yelled at us and said, "Get outta here! This isn't for kids!"

    "All I can see is your..." - that's the first C&C line I remember :D
    I disabled signatures.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,131
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    What’s chicken chit???

    You must be slower than a whale's chit....

    Ah, chit son! :*

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • CGTIII
    CGTIII Posts: 1,080
    SCompRacer wrote: »
    I needed a chart to make sense of it all. This one hits the nail out of the park.

    Thanks for the chart of malaphors and ducks of a similar color. Now it's clear as goose grease.
    Expect that there will be bumps in the road. Choose to not let them rattle you.

    Polk - Monitor 10As, SDA 2Bs, LSi9s, White RTi4s, S4s, M3s, various centers.
    Boston - CR7, CR6s, CR4s.
    Subs - M&K V4, M&K VX-7B, JBL SUB150P, Jamo Sub 250, and others.
    ​Thompson Adventures, Inc.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    4srpaixrrvhb.png

    Similes are similar (to metaphors), you know?
    :#

    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • xschop
    xschop Posts: 5,000
    edited September 2022
    ^^^Funny^^^
    When I first saw the thread title, I figured it was an @mhardy6647 old-English thing.
    Had to look it up admittedly, because the only Olde-English I studied in high school came in a 40oz...

    sgc6ibrthhw2.jpeg

    Malt liquor does it quicker... off a duck's back.
    Don't take experimental gene therapies from known eugenicists.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,300
    Yoda—
    “As a rock she is…
    Smart she is not”
    2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
    Desktop rig: LSi7, Polk 110sub, Dayens Ampino amp, W4S DAC/pre, Sonos, JRiver
    Gear on standby: Melody 101 tube pre, Unison Research Simply Italy Integrated
    Gone to new homes: (Matt Polk's)Threshold Stasis SA12e monoblocks, Pass XA30.5 amp, Usher MD2 speakers, Dynaudio C4 platinum speakers, Modwright LS100 (voltz), Simaudio 780D DAC

    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,789
    Tougher than woodpecker lips
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,556
    Now THOSE are TUFF!!
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter